Himmatwala Sad Story



Sad Story:
Hum 4 friend Himmatwala dekhne gaye the aaj par wapis 3 hi aaye.

ek friend coma mein chala gaya movie dekhte dekhte...
Note: "No Offense to anyone"

Thodi si Ibaadat Bahut sa Sila Deti Hai



Thodi si ibaadat bahut sa sila deti hai,
Gulab ki tarha chehra khila deti hai,
Allah ki yaad ko dil se jane na dena,
Kabhi kabhi choti si dua arsh hila deti hai...

Mere Sidak Da Pallrha Bahut Halka



Mere Sidak Da Pallrha Bahut Halka,
Terian Bakhshishan De Naal Toliye Na,
De De Honsla Mereya Jajabeyan Nu,
Har Haal Raazi Rahiye Doliye Na.....!!

Nazar Andaaz Karte Ho

Nazar Andaaz Karte Ho
Lo Hatt Jatey Hain Nazron Se,,,
Inhi Nazron Se Dhundoge,
Nazar Jab Ham Na Aayenge..

Dil Ke Sagar Mein Lehre Uthaya Na Karo



Dil Ke Sagar Mein Lehre Uthaya Na Karo,
Khwaab Bankar Neend Churaya Na Karo,
Bahut Chot Lagti Hai Mere Dil Ko,
Tum Khwabon Mein Aa Kar Yu Tadpaya Na Karo.

May God Gift You All Colors of Life



May god gift you all colors of life,
Colors of joy,
Colors of happiness,
Colors of friendship,
Colors of luv,
& All other colors U want to paint in your life

Happy Holi.

Happy Holi



A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud,
a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.......
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.
It's the day to express love with colors.
It is a time to show affection.
All the colors that are on you are of love!.
HAPPY HOLI....

Tasveer Wich Dikhdi Takdir Meri Lagdi Hai



Tasveer wich dikhdi takdir meri lagdi hai....
Mere sahan di suni baat menu sajdi hai....
Wekhi javan ihna naina wich....
Ihna naina ch dikhdi tasveer meri lagdi hai.....

Read Twice Because it is an Excellent Quote



Read twice Because it is an excellent quote-

"Life can give us lots of beautiful persons,
But only 1 person is enough for a beautiful life.

Kalli Kalli Sochan Wich Yaad Teri



Kalli kalli sochan wich yaad teri andi hai...
Eh yaad saanu kaleyan kar jandi hai...
Hichkiyaan ta tenu v lagiyan hongiyan...
Jadon sanu yaad teri aandi hai....

Bechare Ladke

Bechare Ladke..
.
Ladki par hath uthay to zalim,
.
Ladki se pit jaye to namard,
.
Ladki ko kisi ke sath dekh kar lade to jealous,
.
Chup rahe to begairat,
.
Ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
.
Ghar mein rahe to nakara,
.
Bachcho ko dante to buzdil,
.
Na dante to laparwah,
.
Biwi ko naukri se roke to shakki mizaz,
.
Na roke to biwi ki kamai khane wala..
.
Aakhir Bechara Ladka Kare To Kya kare.... ??
Plz forward to all boys & gals because
.
Mard Ko Bhi Dard Hota Hai..

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE with kanjoos Girl

A kanjoos Boy fell in LOVE wid kanjoos Girl.
Girl: Jab Dad so jyenge to main gali mein SIKKA fekungi,
avaz sunkar tum turant andr aa jana.
Lekin Boy sikka fekne k 1 ghante baad aya.
Girl: Itni der kyo laga di?
Boy: Wo main sikka DHUND rha tha.
Girl- pagal wo to "DHAAGA BAANDH "k feka tha,
wapas khich liya....

Interviewer To Engineering Student



Interviewer: You are driving alone in your 2 seat car at night. Its raining heavily & suddenly you see 3 people waiting for bus
1. An old sick lady who is about to die.
2. Old friend who once saved your life
3. The perfect Partner u have dreamed about

Which One Would you pick up..??
Engineering student replied :
" I would give the car keys to my old friend and ask him to take the lady to the hospital & stay behind to wait for a bus with my Dream Mate."

Ik Banda Raati Jyada Peeti Vich

Ik Banda Raati Jyada Peeti Vich Ghar bahar hi So gaya,
Fir Osnu Pata lagga ke oh mar gaya aa te Uppar Jaa k RABB ne ohnu fir Murgi Bna k Thalle Bhej ditta...

Fir Ohne Murgi Ban ke ik Anda Ditta Te oh Bahut KHUSH hoeya But Jado Oh Duja Anda Den Lgga Ta Ohde Ik CHAPED PAI..
Gharvali kendi: " VE KANJRA UTH JA VEHDE VICH HI HAGGI JANA"

3 Idiots Fb Version

3 Idiots ( Fb version )
Rancho - *Smiling*
Teacher- Aap Muskura kyu rahe hain?
Rancho - Bohot Dino se Adminbanne ki iccha
thi...aj Ban gaya hu..bohot maza aa raha hai
Teacher- Zada Maza Lene Ki Zarurat nai
hai...Tell me What is a Post?
Rancho- Anything that is posted on
Facebook..is Post Sir
Teacher- Can you Please elaborate?
Rancho- sir..jo bhi Facebook pe log daalte
hai ,post hai sir...Ghumne... ­gye..photo daal
diya! Post hai Sir.. Match dekha Score daal diya! Post hai Sir ..Sir actually hum post se ghire hue hai sir! Katrina ki Pic se Ronaldo ki Kick tak!
Sab post hai sir! Ek second me Comment ,ek
second me like!
Comment-like.. comment-like
.
.
Teacher- Shut up! ADMIN banke ye karoge?
Comment-like comment like....
Hey chatur tum batao
Chatur- Pictures,texts or Videos posted
through Mobile or Tablet or laptop or desktop
via Different Operating system using Internet on Facebook is called a Post...
Teacher- excellent!
Rancho- par sir maine bhi tohvohi bola
seedhe shabdo mein...
Teacher- Seedhe shabdo me karna hai toh
orkut ya twiter ke pages k admin bano... :@
Rancho- Par sir dusre sites bhi toh..
Teacher-Get out!
Rancho- why sir?
teacher- Seedhe Shabdo me bahar jaiye
Rancho goes out and Comes Back*
Teacher- kya hua?
Rancho- kuch Bhul gya tha sir
Teacher- Kya?
Rancho- An Utility button given to us, to
protect our Private data i.e pictures messages
or personal Information for being stolen or Used for bad purpose by hackers or anyone else...
Teacher- kehna kya chahte ho!?!?
Rancho- logout sir! Logout karna bhul gya tha!
Teacher- seedha seedha naibol sakte the?!
Rancho- thodi der pehle try kiya tha sir, aapko
pasand nahi aaya...

Mere Pichhe Pichhe Aave Oh

Mere pichhe piche aave oh___
menu minta naal manavae oh___
hath kanna nu v laave oh ____
main manna na tarle paave oh___
ohnu jhootha jiha tadfaun layi do ghadiya rusan nu jee karda___
sari umar manaudiya lang gayi e..
aj mera rusan nu jee karda___

Aapki Yaadon ke Sahare



Aapki yaadon ke sahare jee lete hain,
Aapse milne ki khwaish liye jee lete hain,
Jeene ko to jee sakte hain tere bagair hum,
Mile agar aap to mar bhi sakte hain…

Happy New Year Friends

Happy New Year Friends
Ajj Sangrand v Hai,
Ajj Hi Desi Year De First Month (CHET) Da First Day hai,
Ajj hi Shri Guru Har Rai Ji Da Gurgaddi Diwas v Hai.
Aap Sab Friends Nu New Year and Guru Har Rai Sahib Ji De Gurgaddi Diwas Diyan Lakh Lakh Wadaayian Hon Ji.

Yu Aaino se Kab Tak Dil Behlaoge

Yu aaino se kab tak dil behlaoge,
Jab andhera hoga khud ko tanha paoge,
Hum jaisa dost rahe agar aapke saath,
Kasam se umar bhar tanhai ko taras jaoge.

2 Men in a Wedding Function

2 men in a wedding function:
.
1st: " Lo..!! kuch din pehle hi godi mein kheli thi or aaj iski shaadi hai
.
2nd:" Aap dulhan ke baap ho..??
.
1st:" Nahi, dulhan ka BOSS...

Khuda ke Baad Tera Naam Liya Maine



khuda ke baad tera naam liya maine,
kya pata tujhe kitna yaad kiya maine,
kash sun sakte tum dhadkene meri,
har saans ko tere naam se jiya maine…

I m not a Good Lover



I m not a good lover...
i mess up...
i start fights...
i get jealous easily and i always get mad,
but there are three things i do feel proud about myself
1) i didn't play with feelings ♥
2) i give my all... yes 100% ♥ and
3) i love you deeply....i really do ♥

Happy Garmi

Kambal Aur Razai ko karo Maaf,
Cooler Aur A.C kar Lo saaf,
Paseena chutega Din aur Raat,
Ab Bina Nahaaye Nahi Banegi Baat,
Apne Nature Mein rakho NARMI,
Meri Taraf se Aapko
"HAPPY-GARMI"

Happy Womenz Day

In Affection She is a SISTER.
In Care She is a MOTHER.
In Kindness She is BELOVED.
In Understanding She is a WIFE.
.
She is WOMAN.
Happy WOMENZ DAY.

Elephant Love Story

Question: An elephant was in love with a she-elephant. But the she-elephant went and got married to some other elephant. So the elephant wasvery Depressed. One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took him to a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song would our hero sing?
Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata hai.

Dil Dharakta Hai Tujhe Dekhun To





Dil dharakta hai tujhe dekhun to,
Saans bhi meri rukne lagti hai…
Pyar itna hai mere dilmey sanam,
Rooh bhi meri khinch ne lagti hai…!
Chain milta hai jab mei dekhun tujhe,
Warna ya saans rukne lagti hai…!!!

New Teacher To Students



New Teacher: OK, All Students tell your name & hobbies.
Boys: I'm Mike, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub.
I'm Ajay, my hobby is watching Bubble in bath tub.
I'm Zohaib, my hobby is watching bubble in bath tub.
Teacher: Oh all boys have same hobbies.
Ok,Now girls.
Girl: Hi my name is Bubble.

Laughable statements of Mr. Atal Behari



One of the most laughable statements that Mr. Atal Behari Vajpayee has said during his lifetime.

Smt. Indira Gandhi ke do bete they.
Ek ko plane chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar plane chalaya aur plane ko gira diya.
Doosre ko desh chalane ka showk tha. Usne ek baar desh chalaya aur desh ko gira diya.

What Boys and Girls do in Exam Hall



7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall:
1. Write
2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears
3. Again Write
4. Change d Empty Refill
5. Again Write
6. Ask for Extra Sheet
7. Again Keep Writing

7 Things Boys do in an Exam Hall:
1. Count d No of Girls
2. Check Out the Young Lady Supervisor
3. Counting how many windows and doors..
4. Revising the Location of Chits in d Pockets
5. Seeing the Brand Name of the Pen
6. Regretting Wasting the Last Night Studying
7. Think 2 study well at least 4 next exam.
& After Exams…

Girls: you Know Paper Bahut Kharab Gaaya, it was so Lengthy I Could’nt Draw a Diagram… I am Going to Fail (Means 80+ Marks)

Boys: Fun Hai Yaar, Saala Ek Raat Padh Ke Paas… Chal Canteen ja ke samose Khate hain.

1000 Pages Ki Book



1000 Pages Ki Book Kitne Din Mein Parhi Ja Sakti Hai?

Writer: 6 Months

Doctor: 2 Months

Lawyer: 1 Month

Prof: 1 Week

Student: Pehle Ye Batao Paper Kab Hai?

Zindagi Ek Cricket Hai

Zindgi Ek Cricket Hai,
Saari Dharti Khel Ka Maidaan,
Aur Us Pe Karmbhoomi Hi Pitch Hai,
Aati Hai Sabki Baari But Just For Once Hai,
Hum Hi Is Khel Mein Khiladi Aur Hum hi Audiance Hai,
Naukri Milna To Chauka Lag Jaana Hai,
Par Chakka To Sidha Shaadi Ho Jaana Hai,
Jeevan Ke Utar Chadav Ball Ki Inswing Aur Outswing Hai,
Lekin Sukh Dukh Ka Aana To Leg Break Aur Spinning Hai,
Accident Ho Jaana Jaise Retired Hurt Ho Jaana Hai,
Per Kismat Ka Phootna To Lbw Ho Jaana Hai,
Catch Out Hona Jaise Hatya Hai,
Par Run Out Hona To Atmhatya Hai,
Hum To Bas Ek Chhote Se Shayar Hai,
Sab Kuch To Uske Haath Hai Jo Is Khel Ka Umpire Hai…