SUNDAY ka kaam

"SUNDAY" ka kaam! S- Sote Raho. U- Utho mat. N- Nahao mat. D- Din meTV dekho. A- Araam karo Y- Ya fir humein sms karo! "HAPPY SUNDAY"! So Enjoy it.

Haath Pakad Kar Rok Lete Aapko

Haath pakad Kar Rok lete Aapko, Agar Aap par mera koi zor hota, Na Tadapte hum bhi Aapke liye, Agar hamari zindagi mein Aapke"siwa"koi aur hota..

Akhan Vich Hanjoo Kyon Aaunde Ne

Akhan vich hanjoo kyon aaunde ne, tanhai vich gum kyun sataunde ne, hanjoo poonj ke koi dase mainu, ke aksar dil vich rehan wale kyon rulaunde ne.

1 Buddha Ladki Ko Kiss Kar Raha Tha

1 buddha ladki ko kiss kar raha tha ekdum se kaapne lag gaya.. Girl: kya hua. Buddha: pata nahi romantic ho raha hu ya praan nikal rahe hain..

Hamesha Unhi Ke Karib Mat Raho

Hamesha unhi ke karib mat raho jo aapko khush rakhte hai, balki kabhi unke bhi karib jao jo aapke bina khush nahi reh sakte..........

Kisi Insaan Ka Pehla Pyar


kisi insaan ka pehla pyar banna koi badi baat nahi,
banna hai to kisi ka last pyar bano,
ye mat socho ki tumse pehle use kis se pyar tha,
koshish karo use tumhare pyar ke baad kisi or ki jarurat hi na ho.

GM Like Computer Industry

At a recent COMDEX, Bill Gatesreportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated that: "If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got1,000 miles to the gallon." General Motors has issued a press release stating: 1. For no reason whatsoever your car would crash twice a day. 2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. 3. Occasionally your car woulddie on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restartand drive on. 4. Occasionally, executing a manoeuvre such as a left turn, would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine. 5. Only one person at a time could use the car, unless you bought "Car XP" or "Car 2000". But then you would have to buy more seats. 6. Macintosh would make a carthat was powered by the sun,reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive, but would only work on 5% of the roads. 7. The oil, water temperature,and alternator warning light would be replaced by a single"general car default" warning light. 8. New seats would force everyone to have the same size butt. 9. The airbag system would say "Are you sure?" before going off. 10. Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuseto let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key, and grab hold of the radio antenna. 11. GM would require all car buyers to also purchase a deluxe set of Rand McNally road maps (now a GM subsidiary), even though theyneither need them nor want them. Attempting to delete thisoption would immediately cause the car's performance to diminish by 50% or more. Moreover, GM would become atarget for investigation by thejustice dept. 12. Every time GM introduced a new model, car buyers would have to learn to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car. 13. You would press the"start " button to shut off the engine.

Teri Bhabhi Ghar Per Nahi Hai

Boy: Teri Bhabhi Ghar Per Nahi Hai Warna Tujhe Chai Pilata? Friend: Yaar Kanjusi KI Vi Had Hoti Hai, DOODH MARKET Se bhi To Laya Ja Sakta Hai..

Emandari Se Mujhe In Subjects Mein

Emandari se mujhe in subjects mein marks do- dosti ( ) % saadgi ( )% ziddi ( )% shararti ( )% love ( )% gussa ( )% sweet ( )% stylish ( )% Plz reply..:-

Bollywood Celebrity Email Address

Abhishek Bacchan : I_can_act_too@yuva.com
Amitabh Bacchan : accept_any_role@after.kaunbanegacrorepati.tv
Anil Kapoor : expert@copyingsouthindianmovies.com
Salman Khan : why_do_I_always_get_into_trouble@needagirlfriend.com
Shah Rukh Khan : over_emotions@mostmovies.com
Ram Gopal Varma : same_formula@bombayunderworld.co.in
Sunil Shetty : hoping_to_be@indianarnold.com
Aamir Khan : whats_up_with_the_hairstyle@mangalpande.com
Aamir Khan (alternateaddress): married_or_not@toomanyaffairs.com
Saif Ali Khan : goofy_roles@suitsmeperfect.com
Hritik Roshan : main_aisa_kyon_hoon@howtheheckdoweknow.com
Hritik Roshan (alternateaddress): main_aisa_kyon_hoon@askyourdad.com
Ajay Devgan : finally_I_started_to_act@aftersomanyyears.com
Bobby Deol : no one_thinks_I_can_act@getanotherjob.com
Sunny Deol: He is still busy fighting Pakistani soldiers. Mail address is a secret.
Urmila : ramgopalvarma_has_forgotten_me@nomorerangeela.com
Mallika Sherawat : I_dont_need_to_act@overexposureworks.com
Amisha Patel : Kaho_na_pyaar_hai@wasmyonlyhit.com
Kareena Kapoor : oh_iam_so_cute_and_talented@nobodyelsethinksso.com
Raveena Tandon : waiting_for_third_umpire@stumped.com

Dil Raaji Ta Das Dayi

Dil raaji ta das dayi, Majboor tenu asi karde nahi, duniya te dost hor bade, Par asi kise te marde nahi, Is janam ch saanu jhel layi, tainu agle janam tang karde ni. . .

Das Meri Tokri Ch Ki Hai

Ladka: das meri tokri ch ki hai ta saare Eggs tere,
j tu dasde kine ne ta 8 de 8 tere,
te je tu dasde kis janwar de ne ta oh murgi v teri!

Friend: Koi hint ta de:

Except Me & Including God

Except Me & Including God, No Body In This World That Happiest On your Happiness, Saddest On your Sadness & Cry Enough If A Drop Of Tear Come From your Eyes…!

Ladka Sasural Gaya

Ladka Sasural Gaya.

Sasu Maa Khane Ke liye Puchne Gayi.

Sasu- beta Ji, Aapko Kounsi Dish Pasand Hai. . . . .

Ladka- ..ji, Tata Sky.

1 Aadmi Ke 3 Dost The

1 admi ke 3 dost the Teeno doctor the.. 2 pagal the 1 ko samjh ni thi.. Jis ko samaj ni thi Us ke 3 hospital the 2 band the 1 khulta ni tha.. Jo khulta ni tha us mein 3 fans the 2 band the 1 chalta ni tha.. Jo chalta ni tha, us ko 3 mechanic ke paas le gaye 2 ko kaam aata ni tha 1 se hota ni tha.. Jis se hota ni tha Us ke 3 shagird the 2 aate ni the 1 ghar mein rehta tha.. Jo ghar mein rahta tha Wo wohi shuru wala admi tha jis ke 3 dost the.. Mere be 3 dost the 2 pagal ho gaye or 1 abhi ho raha hai...

What is Education?

Education is a process of wasting 1/4th of our life to learn how to waste the remaining 3/4th of our life!

Jo Log Arrange Marriage Karte Hain

Jo log arrange marriage karte hain vo saari umar ladte hain...

Aur jo love marriage karte hain...

Hundi ta ohna nal v KUTTE KHANI hai bas dasde nahi.

Meri Rooh ch Mera Yaar Vasda

Meri rooh ch mera yaar wasda,

Meri akh ch usda didar wasda,

Saanu apne dard di parwah nahi,

Par rab kare har waqt rahe mera YAAR HASDA.

Saamne Na Ho To Tarasti Hain

Saamne na ho to tarasti hai aankhein, bin aapke bahut barasti hain aankhein, mere liye na sahi inke liye msg kar do, kyuki aapka msg bade pyar se padti hai ye aankhein.

Beta Batao Parle G Ke Packet Pe

Teachar:~ Beta batao Parle G ke packet pe jo Green dot bana hai uska matlab kya hai? .. Baccha-mam iska matlab Parle G online baitha hai..

Döör Na Raha Karo DIL Tadap Jata Hai

Döör na raha karo...DIL tadap jata hai, Aapke hi khayalo mein din guzar jata hai, aaj pucha hai Dil ne 1 sawal aapse...Kya door reh kar aapko bhi hamara Khayal aata hai.

Agar Aap Mein Himmat Hai

Agar Aap mein Himmat hai Toh


Toh Achchi Baat hai,
Honi Bhi Chahiye.

Yaad Aane Wale Yaad aa Rahe Hain

Yaad aane wale yaad aa Rahe Hain,
Dil ki tadap ko badha rahe Hain,
Hum kuch keh Rahe Hain,
Par wo chup Hain Bas msg padh kar muskura rahe hain.

U to Hum Madat Kiya Nahi Karte

U to hum madat kiya nahi karte,

chicken kya daal bhi diya nahi karte,

ye to rista hai aapse dil ka,

varna msg to kya hum kisi ko number bhi diya nahi karte.

Laila Ko Majnu Ka SMS Nahi Aaya

Laila ko majnu ka SMS nahi aaya, laila ne 3din se khana nahi khaya, Laila mar rahi thi majnu ke pyaar mein, majnu baitha tha SMS free hone ke intezar mein.

Dog Road Par Ulta Pada Tha

GYAN GANGA . 1)Dog road par ulta pada tha to log uski pooja karne lage, Q? Qki DOG ka ulta is GOD. . 1 or . 2)Mare hue insan ke muh mein kya daaloge? Birla Cement, Qki "IS CEMENT MEIN JAAN HAI" . 1 or . 3)Wat is the cube of 13 Ans.- Suroor, coz TERA*TERA*TERA = SUROOR . "Chalo 1 aur" . 4)Wat would you call a girl who never laughs? HASI-NAA. . "bas 1 or" . 5)Why a heart broken person doesnt need general knowldge? . Qki jab dil hi toot gaya to "GK" kya karege.:-

Research Says Girls Take


Research says Girls take 3 months to judge a boy whether she likes him.

Boys take 3 seconds,

1sec-kya ladki hai yaar.

2nd-mast hai bhai,

3rd-bhai mujhe pyar ho gaya...

sahi hai naa ...

Ek Aadmi Scooter Leke Nikla

Ek aadmi scooter leke nikla aur "wrong side"mein chalane laga aur tension mein aa gaya aur bola: shit YAAR.

Aaj fir late ho gaya sab log vapas aa rahe hain.

Doctor or Bhagwan Ko Kabhi

Doctor or Bhagwan ko kabhi naraz mat karo kyuki . . .

bhagwan naraz to aap doctork ke paas,

agar doctor naraz to aap bhagwan ke paas.

Read Till The End

Read till the end

Ek aurat bachey ko liye ro rahi thi ...

Buzurg ne Rone ki wajah puchi,

Aurat ne kaha ke mera bacha bimar hai or dawa ke liye paise nahi hain.

Buzurg ne 1000 ka note diya or kaha jao dawa le lo or Rs. 100 ka doodh bhi le lena or baki paise mujhe wapas kar dena...

Aurat thodi der baad dawa or doodh le aayi or baki Rs. 700 buzurg ko wapas kar diye..

Buzurg khush hua or sochne laga ke Neki kabhi zaya nahi jaati...

Doctor ko fees mil gayi, Bache ko dawa mil gai, or mera nakli note bhi chal gaya...!!!..... .....

Ek Ladka Tha Diwaana Sa

Ek ladka tha diwanasa..... ek ladki thi dewanisee...... dono ek sath padte the... ladki ne ladke ko facebook. par frnd request send ki. wo aps me din bhar chat karne lage. aurladki ko bhi use pyar ho geya. 1 din ladke ne ladki ko kisi aur ke sath. ghumte huyedekha........ ladke se yes sadma. bardash nahi hua depression me. akarwo suicide karne ke liye tarres pe. chada aur chhalang lagayi...... ladki use bacha sakti thi par nai. ladki bewafanikli.......... lekin usi wakt shaktiman waha. se ja raha tha............ .. kya shaktiman usebacha payega. jan ne ke liye dekhiye shaktiman. agle shanivaar dopehar 12:30 baje. only on DD1 par...

Aasmaan Par Udte Hue Parindey Se

Aasmaan par udte hue parindey se kisi ne poocha..
kya tumhe zameen par girne ka daar nai ..
usne gaur se use dekha aur kaha..
Je shakal changi nahi gal ta changi kar ..

Amli Sheeshe Vich Dekh Ke Kehnda

Amli sheeshe vich dekh ke kehnda "EH BANDA DEKHIA LAGDA." fer kehnda "YAAD AAYA, eh ta ohi kanjar aa jo mere viah di album vich meri vahuti naal khada si..

Govt. School Ke Bacche Kisi Ko

Govt.School Ke Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet Ke School Le Ja Rahe The, Buzurg-Isko Chor Do Ye Khud School Ayega BOY-Ye Student Nahi School Ka Mastar Hai.

Udaas Na Baitho Fiza Tang Karegi

Udaas na baitho fiza tang karegi,

guzre huye lamhon ki saza tang karegi,

kisi ko na lao dil ke itne kareeb,

uske jaane ke baad uski har ek Ada tang karegi..

SWEET Sa Waqt Dekh Kar

"SWEET" sa waqt dekh kar "SWEET" se "LOGO" ki "SWEET" si yaad aayi. To socha ki "SWEET" sa "SMS" kar lu taki meri "SWEET" si dosti mein "SWEETNESS" aur badh jaye.

BoyFriend Bahut romantic Andaaz mein

BoyFriend (Bahut romantic Andaaz mein): Jaan dekho mein tumhari Zulfoon ke liye kya laya!!! GirlFriend: so sweet. Kya?:-) BoyFriend: Zu nikalne wali Kanghi.

What is Richness?

What is Richness By swami Vivekananda:

"Richness is not Earning More,

Spending More or Saving More.

Richness is when you need "NO MORE".

Zindagi 2 Din Ki Hai

Zindagi 2 din ki hai, ek din hamare haq mein, ek din hamare khilaf, Jis din haq mein ho gurur mat karna, or jis din khilaf ho thoda sabar jarur karna.

Har Dil Mein Dard Chupa Hota Hai

Har dil mein dard chupa hota hai,

bayan karne ka andaz juda hota hai,

kuch log ankhon se dard ko baha dete hain,

aur kisi ka dard hansi mein chupa hota hai.

Each Drop of Tear is Costly

Each drop of tear is costly than anythng in world but no one know its value until they have it in their own eyes for someone... Its true.

Har Ek Ka 1 Attraction Factor

Har ek ka 1 attraction factor hota hai, jis ki wajah se samne wale ka usse baat karne ko dil chahta hai, Write my attractive Factor in this box. [_______]

So Many Times V Loose The

So many times V loose the best people in life, bcz V are unable 2 exprss how special they are 2 Us. So this msg is 4 one of the best people, whom I never want to loose....

Mohabbat Da Matlab Intezar ni Hunda



Mohabbat da matlab intezar ni hunda,
har kise nu vekhna pyar ni hunda,
vaise ta har roz mìlde ne mohabbat de paigam,
par asin eh keh ke mod dine haan ke zindagì ch pyar vaar vaar ni hunda!

2 CHUHE Bike Pe Ghum Rahe The

2 CHUHE Bike pe ghum rahe the. Tabi SHER ne lift mangi, To 1 CHUHA khada hokar bola"soch le teri Maa fir kahegi ki Gundo ke sath ghumne laga hai...

Select One Code

Select one code then i will tell you ke aap kis cheez mein mahir ho. . *-12-* *-23-* *-34-* *-45-* *-56-* *-67-* *-78-* *-88-* reply fast & must... Plzz

Kismat Ne Mere Ishq Ko Nakam

Kismat Ne mere Ishq ko Nakam kar Diya,

Mujhko Meri wafa Ne Badnam kar Diya,

Khwaab Dekhte rahe Jiske Hum Raat-Din,

Usne Hi Meri neend ko Nilaam kar Diya.

I £ove Mom SHE IS GREAT

I £ove Mom SHE IS GREAT

Aapko MUMMY Ki LAMBI UMAR KE LIYE Ye SmS 10 LoGo {not me} Ko send
KARNA Hoga

MujHe Bhi Fasaya gaya SORRY but mom ke Liye To karna padega.

kardo moM zaruri hai Paise nahi.

Dil Mein Intezar Ki Lakir Chhod Jayege



Dil mein intezar ki lakir chhod jayege,
Ankhon mein yaadon ki tasveer chhod jayege,
Dhundte firoge humein raat-din,
Aapki zindagi mein aise dost ki kami chhod jayenge.

Jo Humein Dil Se Chahte Hain

Jo humein dil se chahte hain hum usi ke dil mein bas jaate hain,

samet kar rakhna hamari yaadon ko,

kyoki bhul jane ke baad hum or zyada yaad aate hain..

Saanu Apne Dil Vich Vasai Rakhi

Saanu apne dil vich vasai rakhi..

saadi yaadan de devian nu jagai rakhi..

bahut lamba safar hai zindagi da,

ek hissa sanu v banai rakhi.

Kisi Apne ko Khona wo Kya Jane



Kisi apne ko khona wo kya jane,
bina neend ke sona wo kya jane,
Usne to mujhe mehfilon mein muskurate dekha hai,
Mera tanhaiyon mein rona wo kya jane.

Kehnde Rab Jo Karda Changge Layi

" Kehnde rab jo karda chngge layi e krda,,,
Eh soch ke na ajj takk koi gam seene laya,,,
na sochi kise naal bewfai karn di,,,
Te na e kise galt kamm nu hatth paya,,,
Bas ikko gal da dukkh ae ,,,
Na samajh sakya aj takk "sanu" koi,
te na hi ''sanu" kise nu samjaun da hisaab aaya.

Apne Saare Frndz Ko Ye Msg

"FACE DAY"
Apne saare frndz ko ye msg snd karo
Or unka point of view jano apke face k baare mein
"MERA FACE KAISA H"?
>Gusse wala
>cute
>chalak
>happy
>sad
>roshan
>romantic
>matlabi
>shararati
>naraz
>loving
>nice
>maasum
Agr 3 msg ek jaise hue toh samjh jana ki asal mein aap vahi ho.
First rply me..

Jab Koi Sms Nahi Karta

Jab koi sms nahi karta.

Itna gussa aata hai.

Dil to chahta hai,
Chappal utar ke ;->
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Or sochu bhejna hi nahi aata hoga. :