Romantic Line Of SMALL KID

Romantic Line Of SMALL KID After Breakup:

I want to forget you from my life,

but my Mom give me peanuts everyday,

and again i remember you.

Is Waqt Hindustan Mein 4 Badi Problems

Is Waqt Hindustan mein 4 Badi Problems Hain:

1.berozgari..

2.Mehangaai..

3.Bomb Blast

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Nojawano Ko Har Hafte Hone Wala SACCHA PYAAR..

Kabhi Gamo Se Tumhari Mulakat

Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulakat na ho,

udas baitho aisi koi baat na ho,

shiqayat ho to humein maaf kar dena,

fursat se baithe ho to humein yaad kar lena.

Gumraah Hua Aaj Raah Dikhane Wala

Gumraah Hua Aaj Raah Dikhane Wala,

Rah Bhula Hai Koi Ghar Jane Wala,
.
Jiski Yaad Mein Hum Roye Bahut
..
Aaj Roya Bahut Hai Humko Rulane Wala.

Khuda ne MAA Se Sawal Kiya

Khuda ne "MAA" se sawal kiya ke agar aapke kadmo se jannat le li jaye or aapse kaha jay ke kuch or manglo to aap khuda se kya mangoge?

To "MAA" ne bahot khubsurat jawab diya ke Mein apni aulaad ka NASEEB apne hath se likhne ka haq mangugi

Qki

unki khushi ke aage mere liye HAR jannat choti hai.

This is called "MAA"..
Nd i love my mom..
Agar aap bhi karte hain to is msg ko dil khol ke forward kare.

Daughter To Dad

Beti: Papa Mere Mobile Mein Kisine "I Love You" Ka Msg Bheja Hai.

Dad: Aisa Msg
Kabhi Receive Nahi Karna Chahiye,
Jiska Hai Use Wapas Bhej De..

Koi Rishta Kabhi Purana Nahi Hota

Koi Rishta Kabhi Purana Nahi hota,

kuch din baat na karne se begana nahi hota,

rishto mein duriYa to aati rehti hain,

par doori ka matlab bhulana nahi hota..

Rain Is Irritating If You Are

Rain Is Irritating If you are getting Wet Alone..

Movies Are A Waste If The Seats Beside U Are Vacant..

Pizza Is just Some Junk Food If There are No More Than A Pair Of Hands Picking It Up..

Love Is Just A Bad Feeling wen It's One Sided..

Beach Is d Dirtiest Place To Visit Alone

No Matter how Short Life Is

Live It With your Beloved Friends
Share Every Second..:)

Dont Miss The Chance Of Being Together..

It Might Never Come Again.

Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi

1 Ladki ke Tshirt ke aage likha tha-

AMUL
(TheTaste ofIndia)

Is ko dekh kar
ek Aadmi ne bhi Apni Jeans ke Aage Likhwaya
TMT sariya
(Mazbooti ka Wada)

Phulon Se Khoobsurat Koi Nahi

Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi,

saagar se gahara koi nahi,

Ab aapki kya tarif karu Dost,

Aap jaisa pyaara koi nahi.

Fer Ki Hoya Je Tu Hatha Te Mehndi

Fer ki hoya je tu hatha te mehndi la layi,

Hun assi vi Sehra sajavange,

saanu pata si ki tu saadi kismat ch nahi,

hun teri choti bhen fasavange!!!

It Starts With HII

It starts with "HII",

Changes to "WASSUP",

Grows to "OYE PAGAL",

Tends to "TU APNA DIMAG MAT CHALA",

Falls to "THAPPAD KHANA HAI" &

Finally to "TU SAMBHAL LENA YAAR"

Thats FRIENDSHIP... ;)

Send it to all IDIOTS who have bcum a gr8 part of your Life.... I've sent one ;)

Baari Barsi Khattan Gaya Si

Baari Barsi khattan gaya si khat ke lianda pajama,

jehra SMS pad ke 5mint na nache oh apni

MASHUK DE MUNDE DA MAMA, BUrraaaaa nach mai v hune nach ke hatea..

Yamraj Tumko Narak Mila Hai

Yamraj: Tumko narak mila hai par tumhare paapo ki saza aisi hogi ki.

Roj raat 2 glass daru aur 1 Ladki milegi.

glass mein ched hoga par ladki mein nahi.

Sapna Kabhi Sakar Nahi Hota

Sapna Kabhi Sakar Nahi Hota,

Mohabbat Ka Koi Aakar Nahi Hota,

Sab Kuch Ho jata Hai Is Duniya Mein,

Magar Dubara Kisi Se Sacha Pyaar Nahi Hota...

Kaun Banega Crorepati 5 Crore ka SawaaL

Kaun Banega Crorepati 5 Crore ka SawaaL..

Que:- Woh Do Log Kaun Hai..?
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JO NoKiA MobiLe oN Karne Par Haath MiLate hAin.?

Bewafaa Kuch Dost Ho Gaye

Bewafaa kuch dost ho gaye,

hamaare jo hamara intezar nahi karte,

kabhi humse bahut batein kiya karte the,

wo ab to wo humein yaad bhi nahi karte .

Bhul Jao Bite Huye Kal Ko

Bhul jao bite huye kal ko,

Dil mein basa lo aane wale pal ko,

Muskurao chahe jo bhi ho pal,

Khushiyan lekar aayega aane wala kal..

So, Enjoy pal-pal har pal.

1 Who Holds Your Hand

1 who holds your hand every time when you need support is surely A gud Friend
But d"Best buddy"is
1 who holds your hand more tightly when you say
"leave me alone":)

Patience & Silence are Powerful Energies

Patience & Silence are Powerful Energies.

Patience makes you Mentally Strong.

Silence makes you Emotionally Strong.

Have a Strong & Healthy LIFE.

Koi Aapko Jab Bewakuf Kahe

Koi aapko Jab "bewakuf" Kahe to- aap Dukhi Mat Hona,

Afsos Mat Krna, Rona Bhi Nahi,

Darna Bhi Mat, aaram Se Chair Pe Baith Ke Sochna ki isko pata kaise Chala.

Ik Kudi Munde Nu Party Ch

Ik kudi munde nu party ch - ki tusi mere chehre to ik cheez hata sakde ho.

Munda khush ho ke - hanji daso.

Kudi - apni kutte wargi najar.

Jo Pyar Tune Diya Use Hum Yaad

Jo pyar tune diya use hum yaad karenge,
Har pal tere milne ki fariyad karenge,
Chale aana jab kabhi khayal aaye mera,
Hum roj har sans se pehle tujhe yaad karenge.

Boy Insult Girl At Airport


Once a boy was drinking at airport

Girl asked: 1 din mein kitne drink peete ho ? ...

Boy: Why ?

Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein drink pe kharch kiye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.

Boy: Aap drink leeti hein ?

Girl: No

Boy: To kya wo car aapki hai ?

Girl: No

Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai....

MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezati bhi ho jaati hai..

Khubsurti Eh Nahi Ke Nave kapde

Khubsurti eh nhi ke Nave kapde,

Nave jute pane,

Smart lagna,

Balki khubsurti ta andro hundi hai,

Is layi,
.
phullan wala kachha paya karo.

Hor Sohneyo ki Haal ne

Ladka ik Ladki nu: Hor Sohneyo ki Haal ne?

Ladki: Jo Teri Behn de ne!!

Ladka: acha tenu v tattiaan lagiaa ne!!

This is a Chocolate Message

This is a chocolate message,

For a dairy milk person,

From a five star friend,

For a melody reason,

And a kitkat time,

On a munch day,

In a perk mood to say,

Happy Chocolate Day.

Jindgi Ka Sabse Khubsurat Lamha

Jindagi Ka Sabse Khubsurat Lamha woh hota Hai,

Jab Aapka Parivar Aapko apna Dost Samajhne Lage aur Dost ApKo Apna Parivaar Samajhne lage...

Jab Hum Ho Tanha To Saath Rehna

Jab Hum Ho Tanha To Saath Rehna,

Roye Aankhein Hamari To Aansu Ponch Dena,

Kyuki Jab tak Zinda Hai Tab tak Hi Sataynge,

Wada Hai Ke Marne Ke Baad To Yaad Bhi Nahi Ayenge.....@

Pyar Mein Kisi Ko Khona

Pyar mein kisi ko khona bhi zindagi hai,

zindagi mein gamo ka hona bhi zindagi hai,

yu to rehti hai hoton par muskurahat,

par shayad chupke se rona bhi zindagi hai..

Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kaam Hai

Apne baare mein kabhi bura mat socho...
kyoki iske liye bhagwaan ne hamare rishtedaron or padosion ko poora theka diya hai.
so keep smiling

Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kaam Hai

Bhulenge Wo Log Bhulna Jinka Kaam hai,

Hamari to Dosto Ke Bina Gujarti nahi Sham hai,

Kaise Bhul Skte hain Hum Un Dosto Ko,

Jo Hamari Zindagi Ka Dusra Naam hai...

Hum Jab Bhi Aapki Duniya Se

Hum jab bhi aapki duniya se jayenge,

itni khushiya or pyar de jayenge,

ki jab bhi yaad karoge is pagal ko,

hasti aankhon se bhi aansu nikal ayenge..

Dil Jad Tutte Ta Awaaz Nahi Aundi

Dil jad tutte ta awaaz nahi aundi,

har kisse nu mohhabat raas nahi aundi,

eh ta aapne naseeb di gall ae,

koi bhulda ni te kisse nu yaad v ni aundi.............

I Cannot Say How Much I Like You

Beautiful Line:-

I cannot say how much I like you and how special you are to me.

All I can say is
"MY WORLD IS FULL OF SMILES WHENEVER YOU ARE WITH ME. .

1 Shayar Shop Mein Jakar Bola

1 shayar shop mein jakar bola-"1 Ghilaaf-e-auzar-e-mazza-e-mohabbat, bandish-e-izaafa-e-nasal do."

shopkeepr: kya ?

Shayar ki wife: condom dijiye.

Paani Ka Ek Katra Aankh Se Gira Abhi Abhi

Paani ka ek katra aankh se gira abhi abhi,

kya tumne yaad kiya abhi abhi,

tujhse mile zamana huya agar,

yun laga koi mujhse mil ke gaya abhi abhi.

Milke Bichadna Dastur Hai Jindagi Da

Milke Bichadna dastur hai jindagi da,

ehi kisa mashhoor hai jindagi da,

beete hoye pal kadi vapis nahi aunde,

ehi ta sab to vadda kasoor hai jindagi da.....

Ladki Ke Inkaar Par Ek Ghazal

Is tarha se sataane ki zarurat kya thi..,

kamini dil tod ke jane ki zarurat kya thi..,

jo nahi tha ishq to keh diya hota,

apni aukat dikhane ki zarurat kya thi,,

maloom tha agar ye khwab toot jayenge..

Manhoos phir neend mein aane ki zarurat kya thi.?

Ishq par lagti rahegi har daur mein pabandi..,

ek aashiq ki waatt lagane ki zarurat kya thi..?

Maan lo agar ye iktarfaa mohobbat thi..

To fir chudail.. Mujhe dekh ke muskurane ki zarurat kya thi..!

Dil Taan Roya Par Bulan ton Muskura Baithe

Dil taan roya par bulan ton muskura baithe,
kise naal aiven hi vafa nibah baithe,
ohna sanu ik pal na dita jindagi da,
jina layi asi apni jindagi gawa baithe.

A Great Thinker Was Asked

A great thinker was asked,
What is the meaning of life?

He replied-
"LIFE itself has no meaning, but LIFE is an OPPORTUNITY to create a mEANING."

Saanso Ki Mahek Ho Ya Chehre Ka Noor

Saanso Ki Mahek Ho Ya Chehre Ka Noor,

Chahat Hai unse To Hamara Kya Kasoor,

Khuda Se Ek Din Hum Puchenge Zarur,

Jo rehte Hai dil Mein Wo kyon Hain humse Door.

Ohne Kade 60 Na Dekhe

ohne kade 60 na dekhe c asi 500 da recharge kara dita,
suit chajda ni paya c asi PUMA da top leya dita,
gallan kar vaddia aj yara nu GOOD BYE keh gayi,
yaar hakke bakke reh gaye jad BIKE to utar ke FERRARI wale naAl beh gayi,
saali ne SORRY ta ki kehna c jandi jandi KAMINA keh gayi...

Ek Rexona Naam ki Ladki Thi

Ek Rexona naam ki Ladki thi, jiske parents ka naam Dayna or Cinthol tha,

Ek Margo naam ka Ladka jo Rexona ko Love karta tha or Rexona bhi Margo ko apna Lifeboy banana chahti thi..

Dono ka Love Pears ki tarah saaf tha dono ki shadi Fair & Glow garden mein hoti hai..

Shaadi mein Dettol, Medimix, Lux, Faa, Savlon, Nirma, Vivel, etc. aate hai..

Shaadi ke kuch saal baad unke judwa bachche hote hai jinka naam hai- JONSON & JONSON.

YE EK TARIKA THA AAP KO BATANE KA plz roz nahaiyega.

1Glass Pani Lo Usme Neem Ke

1Glass Pani Lo
usMe Neem Ke ped Ke Patte Dalo.

2 Ghante Ke Liye Rakh Do

Fir Dus Min. Garam Karke Thanda Karne Ke Baad Pi Lo

Kanjusi Ke Keede Mar Jayenge.

Fir sms karna.

Khubsurat Hai Zindagi KHWAB Ki Tarah

Khubsurat hai zindagi KHWAB ki tarah,

Jaane kab tut jaye KAANCH ki tarah,

Mujhe na bhulna kisi BAAT ki tarah,

Apne dil mein hi rakhna khubsurat YAAD ki tarah..

Aaj Ka Kaam Kal Par Chhod Do

Aaj ka kaam kal par chhod do



Ho sakta hai kal tak us kaam ke liye koi machine ban jaye



By:

William kaamchor..

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi

Wo Aankh Badi Hi Pyari Thi..,

Jo Usne Humko Maari Thi..,

Hum To Muft Mein Lut Gaye yaaron..,

Humein Kaha Pata tha Ki Unko Baba Ram Dev wali Bimari thi.

Foreigner Went To Temple

Foreigner went 2 temple & saw ppl puting coin in box & praying

Foreigner: wow! How amazing Ppl are talking 2 God through coin phone without receiver!

Incredible India

Pyar Vyar To Aaj Ke Lover Ka

Pyar Vyar to aaj ke Lover ka bahana hai,

Dil mile na mile LIPS zaroor milana hai,

Yahi style hai aaj ke Aashiqo ka,

Q ki ye MAJNU ka nahi Imran Hashmi ka zamana hai..

Chal Aa Chaliye

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Chal Aa Chaliye,
Tenu Chandigarh jheel ch sutt ke aawan!
Syapa Mukke...
sms te tu karna nahi...

Phul Gir Sakte Hain Par Khusbu Nahi

Phul gir sakte hain par khusbu nahi,

chand dub sakta hai par taare nahi,

nadi sukh sakti hai par sagar nahi,

Aapko Duniya bhul sakti hai par "HUM" nahi.

Life Spent With Someone

Life spent with someone for a lifetime may be meaningless ,,

but a few moments spent with someone who really cares for you means more than life itself....

SaaHiL Pe Baithe Lahar Dekhte Rahe

SaaHiL Pe Baithe Lahar Dekhte Rahe,

Kab Badlegi Unki Nazar Dekhte Rahe,

Sab Ne Kaha Wo Teri Kismat Mein Nahi,
Or
Hum Tamam Umar Duvaao Ka Asar Dekhte Rahe..

For a Change Small But Very

For a change Small but very meaningful quote:

"many times in life,
realization isn't worth
bcoz it comes after we loose sumthing..!''

Waqt Bahut Kam Hai Saath

Waqt bahut kam hai saath bitane mein,

isko na gawana ruthne manane mein,

dosti to rahegi aapse umar bhar,

bas thoda sa saath de dena isko nibane mein......

3 Beautiful Quotes

3 Beautiful Quotes:

"Deepest feeling always felt in silence"...

"There is no true love without Possesiveness"....

"A thing lost is always valued the most"....

WIFE Drinking Whisky Asked

WIFE drinking WHISKEY, asked "TUM kaun ho?

Husband- Pagal ho gayi ho kya, Apne husband ko bhool gayi?

WIFE: Nasha har gum ko bhula deta hai "Bhaisahab".

Fark Hota Hai Khuda or Fakir Mein

Fark hota hai khuda or fakir mein,
Fark hota hai kismat or takdir mein,
agar kuch chaho or na mile,
to samajh lena ki kuch aur acha likha hai hathon ki lakir mein.

Khafa Na Hona Agar Humse

Khafa na hona agar humse baat na ho,

bhul na jana agar humse mulakat na ho,

dua hai jindagi khusiyo se saji rahe aapki,

bas pukar lena hume jab koi saath na ho.

Ek Aadmi Ne Candle Bujhane Ke Liye

Ek aadmi ne candle bujhane ke liye phunk maari to pichhvade se PAAD nikal gaya,

Dobara phunk maari to fir wohi hua,

Aadmi gusse mein ulta ghumkar bola

"LE TU BUJHA LE"

Tuje Meli Yaad nee Aati Na

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Oye..!
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tuje meli yaad nee aati na ?
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Nee na.
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Tal koi ploblm nai?
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muje kon chi aati h.!
Hehehe

Pal fil v
I Michh U ! :D:D