Life is Math Pyar Plus Karo

Life is Math.
Pyar plus karo,
Nafrat Minus karo,
Dukh divide karo,
Sukh multiply karo,
life enjoy karo,
APNA khayal karo,
Hamesha smile karo.

Raat Ki Chandni Ne

Raat Ki Chandni Ne Deedar Nahi Kiya,

Humare DiL Par Kisi Ne Aitbar Nahi Kiya,

Humein Bhi UnSe Mohabbat Huyi,

Jinhone HumSe Kabhi Pyaar Nahi Kiya..!

Early Morning Khushiyon Ka Mela

Early morning Khushiyon
ka Mela,

Na people ki Parwah Na world ka Jhamela,

Birds ka Sangeet Or weather Albela,

Mubarak ho Aapko beautiful Savera..!

You Know Why Nature

Cute wordings:
You know why nature made
eyes in pair,

ears in pair,

hands in pair,

legs in pair

But
heart as single,

Just to find its pair.

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Mein

Ek Budiya Cinema Hall Mein Coldrink Ki Bottle Leke Baithi Thi.

Kabhi 15 Minute Mein Mooh Mein Leti To Kabhi 20 minute Mein.

Pass Baithe Ladke Ko gussa Aa Gya.

Usne Bottle Uthai aur Puri Ek Ghunt Mein Pee Gaya or Bola..

Aise Pee Jaati Hai..

Budiya Boli..

Beta Main To Paan Kha kar Thuk Rahi Thi.!..

20 Year Girl Ne 1 Chhote Se

20 year girl ne 1 chhote se baby ke gaal pe kiss kiya

GiRL-oh sorry tumhare gaal pe lipstick lag gayi

Baby-Kuch achha karne se agar daag lagta hai to daag achhe hain.

Chaalu Mashook Te Kharab Bandook

Chaalu mashook

te kharab bandook

da koi pata ni hunda.

Ki pata kidhar nu chal jaave.

Hathan Diyan Lakira Ch

Hathan diyan lakira ch ki likhya rabba,

ik vaari taan saanu dikha denda,

likh denda saade yaar da naam hathan utte,

bhave umran vaali lakir vi tu mita denda.

zindagi Mein Kabhi Pyar

zindagi mein kabhi pyar karne ka man ho,

to apne dukh se pyar karna...

Kyon ki duniya ka dastur hai,

jise jitna chahoge usse utna hi dur paoge...

Jehde Brand Tu Ajj Kal

Jehde brand tu ajj kal paa ke firdi ae,

Oh asin saal pehla paa ke sutte hoye aa,

te jehde mere saliya di dhamki deni ae,

oh main panjivi de vich kutte hoye aa.

You Are Not My Favorite

You are not my favorite mistake,

You are just a simple regret,

I thought I knew who you are,

But watch how fast and how well I forget .....

Pith Pichhe Karni Burayi

Pith piche karni burayi maadi ae,

Bina galo karni ladai maadi ae,

Sacheyan naal sada la sajjna,

Bekadran de naal layi yaari badi maadi ae.

Life Ice Cream Ki Tarah Hai



Life Ice cream Ki Tarah Hai,

Taste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai,

Waste Karo To Bhi Pighalti Hai,

Is liye Life Ko Taste Karo,

Waste To Ho hi Rahi Hai..

Manzil Milne Se Dosti

Manzil milne se dosti bhulai nahi jaati,

Hamsafar milne se dosti mitai nahi jaati,

Dost ki kami har pal rehti hai,

Durio se dosti chupai Nahi jaati.

Jai Nirmal Baba


Jai nirmal baba

Ye . Msg . Dil . Se . 8logo . ko . Bhejo . Agr . Nirmal baba . Ne . Caha . To . Kal . Apki . Sb . Se . Badi . Problm . Khatam . Ho . Jaegi.

Dhoka Mila Jab Pyaar Mein

THEORY OF GIRLS-
Dhoka mila jab Pyaar mein,

Zindagi mein udasi chha gayi,

Socha tha chhor denge is duniya ko,

Kambkht fir naye number se miss call aa gayi..

Ek Onkar Satnam

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__"SATNAM WAHEGURU
__"EK ONKAR SATNAM
__ Karta Purkh
__ Nirbauh
__ Nirvair
__ Aakal Murat
__ Ajooni Saihab
__Bhang Gur Parsad
__ Jap
__ Aad Sach
__ Jugad Sach
__ Hai Bhi Sach
__ NANAK
__ Hosi bhi Sach"

bilkul ignore mat karna, nahi to ek saal tak unlucky ho jaoge
*. Ye SMS 11 LOGO K0 KARO.
AAPKI DIL KI BAAT PURI HOGI 100%
From Gurdrwara Sri Dukh Niwaran Sahib.

Bachpan Ki Vo Amiri

Bachpan ki vo amiri na jaane kahan kho gayi..

jab barish ke paani mein hamare bhi jahaaj taira karte the....

Har Ilzaam Da Haqdar

Har ilzaam da haqdar oh mainu bana jande ne,

har galti di saza oh mainu suna jande ne,

asin har vaar chup reh jande haan,

kyoki oh apna hon da haq jata jande ne.{}

Waheguru Waheguru


Waheguru. Waheguru.
Waheguru. Waheguru
Waheguru. Waheguru
Eh. Msg. Darbar. Sahib. Amrtsar. To. Aya.......

Tuhanu Guru Granth sahib Ji Di kasam huni. Es. Msg. Nu. 11 Janea. Nu. Bhejo. Tuhadi. Sab. To. Waddi. Problem solve. Ho. Jaugi.

Agar ignore Kitta. Ta. Result. Mil. Jaiga. No return.

Log Apno Ko Bhi

Log Apno Ko Bhi Bhula Dete Hain,

Bewajah Apno Ko Hi Rula Dete Hain,

Jo Diya Raat Bhar Roshni Deta Hai,

Subah Hote Log Use Bhi Buja Dete Hain....!!

Ek Bacha Har Roz

Ek bacha har roz MATHS teacher ko phone lagata.

Teacher ki patni-
"kitni baar kaha wo mar gaye,

bar bar phone kyu karte ho?"

Baccha- sun ke accha lagta hai.

Chup Vich Beet Gayi



Chup vich beet gayi mulakaat saari,

Reh gayi dil vich dil di baat saari,

Sahmne aaye ta rus ke baith gaye,

jihnu udeekehya jaag ke katti raat saari..

Kyun Mujhe Shama Ka

Kyun Mujhe Shama Ka Naam Dete Ho,

Ruth Ke Meri Jaan Lete Ho,

Jante Ho Rakh Nahi Sakta Apni Dhadkno Pe Kaabu,

Fir kyun Pyar Mein Mera Imtihan Lete Ho.{

Ek Meetha Sa Ehsaas

Ek meetha sa ehsaas hua abhi-2,

Aisa laga aapne yaad kiya abhi-2,

Itna yakeen to hai dil ko,

har waqt na sahi,

Hum yaad to aate honge aapko kabhi-2.

Boy To Friend

Boy to friend- yaar koi aisa gift bataa jo seedha teri bhabi ke dil par lage....

Friend- Goli maar de sali nu.........

Hawa Bina Patte Kade

Hawa bina patte kade hilde nahi,

Athru bina matlab to v dulde nahi,

Dost ta milde ne duniya vich beshumar,

Par dil de buhe har kise agge khulde nahi....!

Impact of Movies

Impact of Movies:

Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi?

Student:- He is the one who helped
Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend

Father 2 His Son

Father 2 his son- Ja ghar ja ke apni maa nu keh mosam vadiya ae te bapu ne motor te bulaya aa.

SON- Je maa ghar na hove taan suneha bhuaa nu de deva?

Shiv To Parvati

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Shiv :Mera Trishul kaha hai?

Parvati :Ganesh le gaya.

Shiv: Q?

Parvati: Keh raha tha
" Maggi khane ke liye Papa ka kanta le ja raha hun" !

BARISH Or Khwaab Dono

BARISH Or Khwaab
Dono Ek Jaise Hain,

Jo Hamesha YAADGAR Hote Hain,

Farq Sirf Itna Hai BAARISH mein Pura Jism Bhigta Hai

aur

Khwaab mein Sirf UNDERWEAR.

Ye Baat Samaj Mein Aayi

cutie cutie poem..
Ye baat samaj mein aayi nahi,
Or mummy ne samjhai nahi.
Main kaise mithi baat kru?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nahi,

Ye chand kaise mammu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nahi,

Kyon lambe baal hain bhalu ke?
Kyu usne triming karai nahi,
Kya wo bhi ganda bacha hai?
Ya jungle mein koi naai nahi,

Nani ke pati jab nana hai,
Dadi ke pati jab dada hai,
Didi k pati kyu dida nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu nila hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milaya nahi,

Jab school mein itni neend aati hai,
To kyu bed waha rakhwaya nahi.

1st Girl To 2nd Girl

1st girl - aaj kal ke ladko ka koi aitbar nai ! Main toh ab uska muh bhi nai dekhungi.

2nd Girl - Q kya hua, tumne usey kisi aur ladki ke saath dekh liYa kya.

1st girl - Nai usne mujhe kisi aur ladke ke saath dekh liya hai,
Jabki wo kal keh raha tha ke wo Out of city ja raha hai, Jhootha, Dhokebaaz, Farebi, Makaar.

Kyon Teri Khamoshi Mujhe

Kyon Teri Khamoshi Mujhe Khamosh Kar Jaati Hai,

Kyo Teri Udaasi Mujhe Udaas Kar Jaati Hai,

Kya Rishta Hai Tera Aur Mera Jo Palke Band Hote Hi Teri Yaad Aa Jaati Hai.$

Sitaro Ko Ginkar Batana

Sitaro ko ginkar batana muskil hai,

kismat mein jo likha hai woh mitana muskil hai,

hamari jarurat aapko hai ja nahi,

par aapki ahmiat lafjo mein batana muskil hai,,,

Toilet Ke Paani Mein

Toilet ke Paani mein Potti Ki Boo!

Boo se yaad aaya bhai kaisa hai tu?

Jab Kabhi Baithe Baithe Nikal Jaati hai Poo!

Poo se phir yaad aaya Bata naa Kaisa hai tu.

LIFE Mein Kitne Change

LIFE Mein kitne Change Aate hain,

Classroom to Office

Jeans to Formal

Pocket Money to Salary

GirlFriend to wife

Lekin Dost
Nalayak ke Nalayak No Change.

Koi Rus Jaave Taan

Koi rus jaave taan koi mana hi janda ae,

ron wale nu koi chup kara hi janda ae,

Duniya bhul jave taan koi gum ni,

par jado koi apna bhul jave taan rona aa hi janda ae..

Ajj Vi Chete Aundi Ae

Ajj Vi Chete Aundi Ae Bhavein Vichhdi Nu Kayi Saal Ho Gaye,

Adhi Raat Oh Yaad Aayi Akhiyan Vicho Hanju Cho Gaye,

Socheya Ron Naal Kehra Oh Milni Ae,

Yaar Susu Karke Fer So Gaye.

Making Relatiön is Very Simple

Making relatiön is very simple but keeping it is very difficult.

If i fail anytime, give me grace marks and promote me bcoz i dont want 2 lose a friend like you...

Aj Ishq De Tournament Vich

Aj Ishq De Tournament Vich Main Pyar Da Final Haar Gaya,

Hai Husn Di Bating Tez Baari Har Choka Boundri Paar Gaya,

Mera Dilbar Gugliyan Bolaan Vich Menu Pyar Da Bounser Maar Gaya..

Keeta Catch Us Ne Mera Dil Yaroo....

Main Jiteya Match Vi Haar Gaya.

UNKNOWN CALL

UNKNOWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: yes! who are you?

HE: tera bhai, kamini tu ghar aa aaj dhulai karta hu.!

ANOTHER UNKNWN CALL

HE: do you have a bf?

SHE: oh no no! who r u?

HE: i am your bf, cheater you brok My heart.!

SHE: oh darling sorry i thought you are my brother!

HE: tera bhai hi hun kamini aaj toh bus ghar ane ki der hai.

Ek Dil Hai Bezuban Jo Kuch

Ek dil hai bezuban jo kuch keh nahi sakta,

kisi ki judai ye seh nahi sakta,

kaash woh samajh jaye is dil ki aawaz,

ki koi hai jinke bina ye dil reh nahi sakta.

Dard Kuch or Hone Nahi Deta

Dard kuch or hone nahi deta,

Dil sabar ka aadi hai Mujhe rone nahi deta,

Main uska hu ye raaz to wo janti hai,

Wo kiss ki hai Ye sawal mujhe sone nahi deta.

Woh Mujhse Puchte Hain

Woh mujhse puchte hain kis kis ke khawab dekhte ho,

bekhaber jante nahi ki yaadein unki sone nahi deti.

Agar Aap Ko Toilet Jakar

Agar aap ko toilet jakar aane ke baad dubara jaane ki zarurat mahsoos ho to aap kaunsa gana gayenge..?


juda ho ke bhi tu mujh mein kahin baaki hai.

May God Gift You

May God gift you all the colors of life, colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship, colors of love and all other colors you want to paint in your life.

Aaj Mubarak Kal Mubarak

Aaj mubarak kal mubarak,

Holi ka har pal mubarak,

rang birangi holi mein,

mera bhi ek rang mubarak.

Wish you and your family a Happy and Prosperous Holi.

Kahin Hoga Gulal to Kahin Hogi Roli

Kahin hoga Gulal to Kahin hogi Roli,

kahin hoge aap to kahin hogi Toli,

fir network to rahega busy isliye,

advance mein aapko aur aapke parivaar ko.

HAPPY HOLI

Phoolon Ne Khilna Chhod Diya

Phoolon ne khilna chhod diya,

taaron ne chamkna chhod diya,

holi mein baaki hai ek din,

fir aapne abhi se nahana kyon chhod diya. .

HAPPY HOLI

A Smile Can Open a Heart



A smile can open a heart faster than a key can open a door.

Smiles are free don't save them..

Brighten the world with your smile.

Dil Yu Hi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi

Dil Yu Hi Kisi Pe Aata Nahi,

Pyar Yu Hi Kiya Jata Nahi,

Pyar Karo To "DARD" Sehne Ki Aadat Daal Lena,

kyoKi Ye wo Dard Hai Jo "MOOV" Se Bhi Jata Nahi.

Wah Re Bakri Teri Bhi Kya

Wah re bakri teri bhi kya shaan hai,



Gaur farmaiyega,



wah re bAkri teri bhi kya shaan hai,



poonch ke nichey Hajmola ki dukan hai....

Mom Ki Tarah Pighalte

Mom Ki Tarah Pighalte Dekha Usko,

Raat Ki Tarah Badalte Dekha Usko,

Jaane Kis Gum Ko Chhupane Ki Tamanna Hai,

Har Baat Pe Muskurate Dekha Usko.

There is Always a Little Truth

There is always a little TRUTH behind 'MAI MAZAK KAR RAHA THA '
A little EMOTION behind ' MUJHE KOI FARK NAHI PADTA '

A little PAIN behind ' ITS OK '

A little NEED behind ' MUJHE AKELA CHHOD DO '
A DEEP THOUGHT behind ' PATA NAI '

A lot of WORDS behind ' SILENCE ' ..
So try to understand the feelings and not the words.

Taahni Hundi Taan Tod Ke

Taahni hundi taan tod ke sutt dinde..

tusi yaad vich sama gaye ki kariye.

rishta dilan da hunda ta vakh gal c.,

sanjh ruhan wali pe gayi taan ki kariye...

Boy And Girl Play 20-20


Boy: my age is 20 years.

Girl: my age is 20 years also.

Boy: so come to my room.

Girl: why?

Boy: To play 20-20 match.

Generally We Believe

True words-

Generally we believe our memory is weak...

But when we want to forget some1 we loved a lot..

We begin to realise how powerful our memory is.

Hum Fir Se Niklenge

........Hum fir se niklenge jindagi ki talash mein,
.

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.

dua karna is baar kisi se ishq na ho.........!

The Most Beautiful Line

The most beautiful line:-

Sapne vo sach nahi hote,
jo sote samay dekhe jate hain.
sapne vo sach hote hain,
jinke liye aap sona chhod dete hain...

Jo Jeete Wo Sikandar

Jo jeete wo sikandar,

Jo haare wo jail ke andar,

Jo sms bheje usko jadu ki jhappi,

aur Jo na bheje usko.





"BABA RAMDEV"ki pappi.
soch lo ab.

Aapki Kahani Hamari Jubani

Apki Kahani, hamari Jubani..

Aapke paas dimag hai,
Chalta nai alag baat hai..

Aap smart hai,
Koi manta nahi alag baat hai..

Aap shareef hai,
Lagte nahi alag baat hai..

Kaafi izzat hai, aapki,
Koi karta nahi alag baat hai..

Aapki beizzati ho rahi hai,
Aap phir Bhi sms padh rahe hai..


Kya baat hai..

Lala & Jatt Narak Mein

Lala & jatt narak mein mile.

Lala: Tu kaise mara??

Jatt: Thand se or tu??

Lala: Mujhe laga meri biwi ka affair hai, jab ghar gya to koi nahi tha, sharm se maine zehar kha liya.

Jatt- Saale agar friz khol ke dekh leta to na tu sharm se marta or na main thand se. .

Ek Aadmi Sadak Te Khada

Ek aadmi sadak te khada apne kann ch chabi maar reha c,

Kaafi der dekhan ton baad ik ladka usde kol gaya te pucheya,

"paaji start ho jaonge ke dhaka laava?".