Khush Hain Wo Humein Yaad Na Kar ke

Khush Hain Wo Humein Yaad Na Kar ke,
Has Rahe Hain Wo Humse Baat Na Kar ke,
Ye Hasi Unke Hotho Se Kabhi Na Jaye,
KHUDA Kare Wo Hamari Maut PAR Bhi MUSKURAYE...

Das Ve Rabba Main Ruseya Yaar Kive Manava

Das ve rabba main ruseya yaar kive manava,
ki kaha ki kara kive samjhava,
dil ta asin pehla hi de bethe aa us nu,
j tu kahe ta jaan v us nu de ke gal mukava ....

Is Ishq Ch Har Koi Chur-Chur Hunda

Is ishq ch har koi chur-2 hunda,
Har aashiq is wich mashoor hunda,
Jis nu chahiye ohi dur hunda,
Jehra kare is nu sache dil naal,
ohdi akh ch hanju Jarur hunda...

Duniya Ko Chhod Kar Jab Hum Jaane Lage

Duniya ko chhod kar jab hum jaane lage..
pyar phir wo hum par jataane lage..
Zinda the to kabhi chaha nahi..
Murdaa ho gaye to aansu bahaane lage.

Tere Khayalo Se Daman Chupa Ke Dekha Hai

Tere Khayalo Se Daman Chupa Ke Dekha Hai,
Dilo Nazar Ko Bahut Aazma Ke Dekha Hai,
Teri Kasam Tu Nahi To Kuch Nahi,
Maine Kuch Pal Tujhe Bhula Ke Dekha Hai..

Aap Khafa Ho Gaye To Koi Khushi Na Rahegi

Aap khafa ho gaye to koi khushi Na rahegi,
Aapke bina chirago mein roshni Na rahegi,
kya kahe kya guzregi DiL par,
Zinda to rahenge par zindagi na rahegi.

Kisi Ko Zyada

Kisi Ko Zyada Aazmaya Nahi Karte,
Apno Ko Yu Sataya Nahi Karte,
Chahne Wale Bhi Waqt Ke Lamho Ki Tarah Hai,
Beet Jaye To Laut Ke Aaya Nahi Karte.

Tere Ton Door Rehan Da Dukh Asin Seh Nahi Sakde

Tere ton door rehan da dukh asin seh nahi sakde,
bhari mehfil ch kuch keh nahi sakde,
saade digde hanju phad ke dekh,
oh v kehnde asin tere bina reh nahi sakde...

Lage Na Nazar is Rishte Ko Jamane Ki

Lage na nazar is rishte ko jamane ki,
pade na jarurat ek duje ko manane ki,
aap na chhodna dosti ka saath,
hamari bhi tamanna hai maut tak DOSTI nibhane ki . .

Kehte Hain Dil Se Dil Ki Duri Nahi Hoti

Kehte hain dil se dil ki duri nahi hoti,

kaash unki koi majburi Na hoti,

uNse milne ki tamanna hai lekin,

Kehte hai har tamanna puri nahi hoti.

Je Koi Yaad Naina Vich Aawe Taan Yaad Kari

Je koi yaad naina vich aawe taan yaad kari,
kade khwaban da phul murjhawe taan yaad kari,
je khushi howe beshak saanu bhul jawi,
koi dukh kade staawe taan yaad kari..

Betab Se Rehte Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar

Betab Se Rehte Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar,

Raat Bhar Nahi Sote Teri Yaad Mein Aksar,

Jism Mein Dard Ka Bahana Sa Bana Ke,

Hum Toot ke Rote Hain Teri Yaad Mein Aksar.

Hold Your Head High

Hold your head high,

let the world know you are proud to be an Indian.

Vande Mataram and Happy Republic Day.

Oh Gal Kardi Muskayi


Oh gal kardi muskayi,

asin samjheya kudi line te aayi.

Fir usne saade number di mang paayi,

asin v apni saari yaari uste lutayi.

Fir usne apni mummy saade naal milayi,

asi pure mohalle vich wandi mithayi.

Fir pata nahi saade dil wich ki aayi,

asin naal le gaye apna bhai.

pata nahi veere ne ki kahani payi,

yaaro aj oh kudi hai saadi parjhaayi.

Moral:- Apni girl friend nu apne BHAI ya kisi bhi dost naal na milao.

When You Feel Lonely

When you feel lonely and think that nobody loves you, nobody
remembers you, nobody cares you.
Then sit in the corner, close your eyes and say 3 magical words

SAB KUTTE HAIN. .

My Relationship is Not Like Rain

My relationship is not like Rain,
which comes and goes away, it's like Air.
Sometimes silent but always around you...!

Zindagi mein 4 Baatein

Zindagi mein 4 Baatein jo"AAPKA" sath kabhi nahi chhodegi
1.Dil ki dhadkan
2.Parchhayi

3.khushiyan
or
4.Ek us se rishta



jiska Aap msg padh rahe ho..

Dont u Ever Talk to me Again


Girl: hi baby

Boy: hii sweetheart... (sending failed)

Girl: r u here?

Boy: yes yes.. i m here... (sending failed)

Girl: r u ignorng me or what?

Boy: honey i m nt.. i m right here.. (sending failed)

Girl: its over.. dont u ever talk to me again !!

Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. (message sent)......

Har Roz Unki Yaadon Mein Khote Hain

Har roz unki yaadon mein khote hain, unki tasveer ankhon mein lekar sote hain, beh na jaye ye tasveer ankhon se, isliye hum ankhon se nahi dil se rote hain..

Time Decides Whom You Meet in Life

Time decides whom you meet in life,
your heart decides whom you want in life,
but your behaviour decides who will stay in your life...

SHAT-SHAT NAMAN

SHAT-SHAT NAMAN!
NETAJI SUBHASH CHANDRA BOSE (23Jan, 1897)
unhone desh ke liye apna sarasv arpit kar diya.
unki mrityu ka raaz aaj bhi raaz hi hai.

Har Nazar Ko Ek Nigaah Ka Haq Hai

Har nazar ko ek nigaah ka haq hai, har rooh ko ek aah ka haq hai, hum bhi dil lekar aaye hain is duniya mein, humein bhi ek gunaah ka haq hai..

FRIEND is Asian paints Jo Duniya badal de

FRIEND is"Asian paints"
Jo Duniya badal de...


GIRL FRIEND is "Everest masala"
Jo Taste mein best...


WIFE is "Mosquito coil"
Jo kone-kone se dhund ke maare...

Pyari Si Kasti Ko Salaam Hamara

Pyari si kasti ko salaam hamara,
Aap kaise ho ye sawaal hamara,
Yaad karte rahenge ye waada hamara,
Filhal kabul kijiye yaad karne ka ye andaaz hamara...

EK NIKI JI SEWA KARO

EK NIKI JI SEWA KARO PLZ
26.1.12 nu DHAN DHAN BABA DEEP SINGH JI da birthday hai,
Delete mat karna ye sms 11 Logo ko bhejo rat tak acchi news milegi.
Dont ignore.

Insan ko Bolna Sikhne Mein

Insan ko Bolna Sikhne Mein 2 Saal Lagte Hain....

Lekin Kya Bolna hai..
Yeh Sikhne Mein Puri Zindagi Lag Jaati Hai.

Biwi To Pati

Biwi : Jaanu Batao Tum Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho

Pati: Bahut Zyada

Biwi: Phir Bhi Kitna

Pati : Itna Ke Dil Chah Raha Hai ke Tere Jaisi 1 Aur Le Aau.

Bapu Ne Kaha Tha

Bapu Ne Kaha-Izzat Karni Ho To Wife Ki Karo,
Khayal Rakhna Ho To Wife Ka Rakho,
Pyar Karna Ho To Wife Se Karo,

Magar Wife Kiski?
Ye To Bataya Hi Nahi!
Naughty Bapu:-

DEDICATED ONLY TO U

DEDICATED only TO U:

Touch your heart, U'll feel D Rythm of your Heartbeat..

Touch your head & U'll feel D Rhythm of an

Empty pot
Tin..Tin..Tidin

Somewhere Someone is Surely Made For You

Somewhere Someone is surely made for you.!
.
AND
God has decided a perfect time to make you meet that person.
.
Till then,
.
Enjoy your own "Settings".......

Time, Health, Friends and Relations

Time, Health, Friends and Relations,
Do not come with a price tag,
But when we lost them,
We Realize the cost.
So, Treat them carefully...

Koshish Karo Koi Aapse Kabhi Na Ruthe

Koshish Karo Koi Aapse Kabhi Na Ruthe,
Zindagi Mein Apno Ka Saath Kabhi Na Chute,
Rishta Koi Bhi Ho Usse Aise Nibhao,
Ke Us Rishte Ki Dor Zindagi Bhar Na Tute.

Zindagi Mein Koi Khaas Tha

Zindagi mein koi khaas tha,

Tanhai ke siva kuch na paas tha,

Paa to lete zindagi ki har khushi dost,

Lekin har khushi mein tumhari kami ka ehsaas tha..

Meri Har Galti te Naraz Na Hovi

Meri har galti te naraz na hovi,
Apni pyari jehi muskaan kade na khovi,
Bahut chain milda hai tenu khush dekh ke,
Menu maut v aa jave ta fer v na rovi...

Yahi Sochte Sochte Hum

Yahi Sochte Sochte Hum Ek Dusre Ko Kho Na De Ek Din...

ki....

Wo Mujhe Yaad Nahi Karta To Main Usey Kyun Yaad Karu...

Self Experienced Words

Self experienced words:

Don't Bring People Close 2 your Heart..
Bcoz Problem With the Close People Is That They Know Where To Hit Exactly.

Son To Dad

Son to Dad-:
Papa aaj mainu car di chabbi de deo, aaj mere college ch function ae..
Dad-: kyun teri bike nu ki hoya?
Son: bike ta thik ae, par 8 lakh di car ch jaunga te jyada tor banugi
Dad: aacha fer eda kar eh le 10rs. te 45 lakh vali bus vich ja
hor jyada tor banugi
(Moral: Peo de Peo na bANO)..

Life is All About a Card Game

Life is all about a card game.

Choosing the right cards is not in our hand.

But playing well with
the cards in hand determines our Success.

Teri Dosti Da Main Satkar Kita

Teri dosti da main satkar kita,
Teri har nazar nu main pyar kita,
Kasam rabb di na bhula devi es dosti nu,
Main apne to v zyada is rishte te aitbaar kita..

Tere Hanjua Naal Vair Kaun Karooga

Tere hanjua naal vair kaun karooga,
ishq de kandeya te tere naal kaun turoga.
Jad ruk gaye mere saah ni kamliya,
das fir ehna yaad tenu kaun karuga.

Hamesha Hum Aapko Yaad Karte Hain

Hamesha hum aapko yaad karte hain,
apne rab se fariyad karte hain,
umar hamari bhi lag jaye aapko,
hum to vaise bhi maut ka intejaar karte hain.

You Are The Powerful Person

Awesome line...


"you are the powerful person only when your presence can be able 2 increase or decrease some 1's heartbeat :)

A Small Boy Took a Knife


A Small Boy Took a Knife
Wrote His Girlfriend's Name On His Hand.
5 Minutes Later He Starts Crying Loudly!
Why?
Paining?
No.
SPELLING Mistake...........!!

Sache Pyar Nu Har Koi Labda

'Sache pyar nu har koi Labda,
koi labda sassi te koi labda heer?
Asin ta yaaro labni sahiba,
te kutne ohde veer .....!!

Milna Bichhadna Sab Kismat Ka Khel Hai

Milna bichhadna sab kismat ka khel hai,
Kahi nafrat to kahi dilo ka mel hai,
Bik jata hai har rishta is duniya mein,
Sirf dosti yahaa "NOT FOR SALE HAI" ;-) ;-) ;-)

Agar Rasta Khubsurat Hai to Pata Kijiye

Agar Rasta Khubsurat hai to pata kijiye kis manzil tak jata hai, Lekin Agar Manzil Khubsurat Hai to 'Raste ki parwah mat kijiye'.:)

Mushkile Hamesha Behtreen Logon Ke

"MUSHKILE Hamesha Behtreen Logon Ke Hisse Mein Hi Aati Hain,

Q Ki Wo Us Ko Bhetreen Tariqe Se Anjaam Dene Ki Taaqat Rakhte Hain"

Humne Aapko Yaad Kiya Abhi K Abhi

::"Singham"::
Humne aapko yaad kiya
ABHI K ABHI,

Or aapko sms bhi kiya
ABHI K ABHI,

hum aapko yaad karein to aapka sms zarur aana chahiye
ABHI K ABHI,

Qki kuch bhi karne ka lekin.....

"mera" ego hurt nahi karne ka.

Aali re aali
atta tuji bari aali.
Jaldi SMS Bhejo
Warna
Maji Satkel.......

''No One in The World is Born For You

''No one in the world
is born for you,
but you can make someone to live for you"
Live the life such a way
that others love to live for you..

No Greeting Card To Give

No Greeting Card To Give..
No Sweet Flowers To Send..
No Cute Graphics To Forward..
Just
A LOVING HEART
Saying
"HAPPY LOHRI."

May This lohri bring

May This lohri bring flight in your life like a kite and bring happiness like this HAPPY LOHRI to U N ur Family.

Ek Meri Hi Nazar Ho Uspe Humdum

Ek meri hi nazar ho uspe humdum, Aur koi nazar uska deedar na kare, ho meri mohabbat ki shiddat itni gehri, Ke wo bhule se bhi kisi aur se pyar na kare.

W X or Z Cut Karo

8962841909:
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Is sms mein se W X or Z cut karo ek V.I.P SmS milega. . .

Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The

Kuch Saal Pehle Log Jab Nind Se Jagte The,
To Pehle Bhagwan Ki Taswir Dekhte The.
Ab Log Jagte Hain To Dekhte Hain,
Ki Kitne Missed Call Hain Aur Kitne sms.

Ek Budhe Kisan Ne Apne Bete Ko

Ek budhe kisan ne apne bete ko jail mein khat likha-
beta main aalu ki fasal nahi bo sakta,
itna bada khet mujhse nahi khudega kash tu meri madad kar pata.

Bete ne wapas jawab diya-
papa aap khet mat khodna maine waha hathiyar chupa rakhe hain.
Agle din police force ne sara khet khod diya par hathiyar nahi mile..

Bete ne fir baap ko likha-
papa yaha se main itni hi madad kar paunga,
aap ab aalu uga dijiye .

Wo Jo Puchte Hain Mujhse Bar Bar

Wo jo puchte hain mujhse bar bar
Ke kya Zindagi hai,

Or Kya Maut hai?

Aj tuje bata du

Tujhe paa liya to Zindagi hai

Tujhe kho diya to maut hai.

Khwahish Thi Ruthi Jaan Ko Manane Ki

Khwahish Thi Ruthi Jaan Ko Manane Ki,
Uske AanchaL Mein Tut Ke Bikhar Jane Ki,
JaB Pahucha Uske Aangan Mein To Dekha,
Wo Dua Kar Rhi Thi Kisi Or Ko Paane Ki.

Saath Rehte-Rehte Yu Hi Waqt Guzar Jayega

Saath rehte-rehte yu hi waqt guzar jayega,

door hone ke baad kaun kisey yaad aayega,

jee lo yeh pal jab hum saath hain,

kal ka kya pata waqt kahan le jayega..

Agar Aap Kisi Ko Dhokha Dene Mein



Agar Aap Kisi Ko Dhokha Dene Mein Kamyab Ho Jao,

To Ye Mat Samjhna Ke Wo Kitna Bewakoof Hai,

Balki Ye Sochna Ki Usey Tum Par Bharosa Kitna Tha.

Life Ka Sabse Accha Pal Konsa Hai


Pata hai life ka sabse accha pal konsa hai?

jab aapko lage ki aapka sabse pyara dost aapko bhool gya hai,
or tabhi uska msg aaye ki
I MISS U.

Why Girls Prefer Love Marriage More Than Arrange


Why girls prefer love marriage more Than arrange marriage!!??!!

Because a known kamina is better Than an unknown namuna..!!!!

Happy Lohri in Advance

Honda city car
,,__.-""""" -.@__@
-----@------@---'
Rakhlo advance gift hai,
Next time ferrari bhejenge is time jara haath tang hai.
Happy LOHRI in advance..

Zindagi Hai Chhoti Har Pal Mein

Zindagi hai Chhoti har Pal mein main Khush hu,

School mein Khush tha Ghar mein Khush raha,

Aaj Paneer nahi hai Daal mein hi Khush hu,

Aaj bike mein ghumne ka Waqt nahi,

Do Kadam paidal Chal ke hi Khush hu,

Aaj un Doston ka Saath nahi Msg padke hi Khush hu,

Aaj koi Naraz hai Uske is Andaz mein bhi Khush hu,

Jisko Dekh nahi sakta Uski Awaaz mein hi
Khush hu,

Jisko Paa nahi sakta Uski Yaad mein hi Khush hu,

Bita hua kal ja chuka hai Uski khatti-Mithi Yaadon mein hi Khush hu,

Aane wale Pal ka pata nahi Sapno ki dunia mein hi Khush hu,

Agar dil ko chua to reply karna nahi to main waise hi khush hu!!

Bebe To Amli

Bebe to Amli-: Putt Mere Munde nu khang ho gayi ehnu ki deva. Amli:- Afeem dede. Bebe:- Afeem khang nu chak du? Amli:- Afeem ne Mere 60 kille chak te khang ki cheez aa !!!!!

Falak Mein Apni Jannat Ke Sitare Nahi

Falak mein apni jannat ke sitare nahi, Hum unke hain par wo hamare nahi, Chhoti si naav lekar us samandar mein utar gaye, Jis samandar mein door tak kinare nahi.

Mujhe Dard Hi Na Ho Mujhe Aisa Bana Do

Mujhe dard hi na ho mujhe aisa bana do, Mere khuda mujhe apne jaisa bana do, Mayus hoti hu jab koi todta hai mera dil, 1 pathar ka dil mere bhi seene mein Laga do.

Science Say That

Science say that by boiling the water germs are dead.

But Science didn't know that the dead bodies of germs are already in water.

Stupid science..
By God, i am genius from my childhood but i never pride myself.;)

Father To Son

Father: kya hua beta kyu ro rahe ho, mujhe batao main tumhare dost jaisa hu.

Son: kya batau yaar
Apniwali se milne gaya tha

teri wali ne dekh liya or
bahut mara. ;-)

When Nobody Luvs You

When nobody luvs u
When nobody cares 4u
When nobody thinks
about u
When every1 ignores u
Sit in the corner
close your eyes and say
"Sab Kutte Hain.."

Your Presence Should Not Disturb Anyone

Nice Quote :- Your presence should not disturb anyone...! But, your absence must disturb atleast one...! If so, Then you are luckiest one..........

Jindagi Badi Udaas Hai

Jindagi badi udas hai,
dog ko lagi pyaas hai,
mujhe duniya se na koi aas hai,
cow khati ghaas hai,
uska phone tut jaye,
jisne kaha meri poem bakwaas hai.

Kabhi Ankahi Baaton Ki Ada Hai Dosti

Kabhi ankahi baaton ki ada hai Dosti,
Kabhi Gam ki dawa hai Dosti,
Kami hai Pujne walon ki,
Warna zameen par khuda hai DOSTI.
Be Friends Forever!

Reh Na Paoge Bhula Kar Dekh Lo

Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo, Yakin na aaye toh aajma kar dekh lo, Har jagah mehsus hogi meri kami, Apni mehfil ko kitna bhi saja kar dekh lo.

Chahe Dosti Ho Ya Mohabbat

Chahe dosti ho ya mohabbat,
surat se nahin dil se hua karti hai,
surat unki khud achi lagne lagti hai,
Jinki kadar dil se hua karti hai.--.

Relation Is Not Collection of People

Relation is not collection of People, but it is selection of hearts. All relations are not true but true relations are very few and it includes "U."

Neend Se Kya shikwa Karun Main

Neend se kya shikwa karun main..

Yaaro..

........... Kasoor to us chehre ka hai jo mujhe sone nahi deta..

Hamesha KHUSH RAHO

Hamesha 'KHUSH RAHO'

Is Liye Nahi Ki Aap Khush Rehna Chahte Ho,

Balki Is Liye Ki

(-_-)
<) )>
_ ! !_ .

KOI.

Aapko Khush Dekhna Chahta Hai.

Tu Kahi Bhi Rahe

Tu kahi bhi rahe sir pe tere je iljam to hai ,
tere hathon ki lakiro mein mera naam to hai,
mujhe tu apna bana ya na bana teri marji,
tu jamane bhar mein mere naam se badhnam to hai,
mere hisse mein koi jaam na aya na sahi,
teri mehfil mein mere naam koi sham to hai.

Aapki Duao Se Humein Sahara Mila Hai

Aapki duao se humein sahara mila hai,
Jo mil na sake woh kinara mila hai,
Kin lafzon mein hum byaan karein ki,
Jane kitno ki bheed mein koi itna pyara mila hai.

Wo Ro Ro Kar Kehte Rahe

Wo ro ro kar kehte rahe-

'mujhe nafrat hai tumse.'

magar ek sawal aaj bhi pareshan karta hai?

ki agar nafrat hi thi to wo itna roye kyon... :- -:

Kisi Ko Nafrat Hai Humse

Kisi ko nafrat hai humse,
koi pyar kiye baitha hai,
Kisi ko yakin nahi hamara,
koi aitbar kiye baitha hai,
Kisi ko aarzo nahi milne ki,
aur koi intezar kiye baitha hai.

Tantrik Aadmi Se

Tantrik aadmi se-
"Beta tumhare ghar par chudail ka vaas hai..."
Aadmi- "Baba, main
thapad mar dunga jo meri biwi ke bare mein kuch kaha to...!

If U Think 0f S0me1 T0 Share

If U think 0f s0me1 t0 share your happiness, U l0ve that person a l0t &
If U think 0f s0me1 in tears t0 melt your pain, that person l0ves you a l0t...

Pyar Ke Bandhan Kuch Ajeeb Hote Hain



Pyar ke bandhan kuch ajeeb hote hain,
Jitne najuk utne hi majboot hote hain,
Utha lete hain jo kanto ko hatho mein,
Phool bhi unhi ke naseeb hote hain.

Thandi Ka Zamana Hai

THANDI ka Zamana hai, SMS karke aapko
Satana hai, Mausam bhi Diwana hai, 2-4 SMS aap bhi kar do, kya balance bacha ke
"Naya SWEATAR" Laana hai..