Zindagi Ch Kade Hanere Aaye Na Hunde

Zindagi ch kade hanere aaye na hunde,
asi patjhad wangu kade murjaye na hunde,
na dil tutda na dard hunda,
kaash oh zindagi ch kade aaye na hunde..

Reejh Si Pyar De Hulare Len Di

Reejh si pyar de hulare len di,
sir ohde modhe te tika ke behan di,
ohde naal beete pal yaadan ban reh gaye,
asi pehlan vi kalle si te aj vi kalle reh gaye.

Humne Khuda Se Pucha

Humne khuda se pucha ke pyar ka asli matlab kya hota hai ?
Tabhi khuda ne hans kar kaha,"Jo matlab ke liye kiya jaaye wo pyar kahan hota hai.."

Jini Nibh Gayi Oni Batheri Aa

Jini nibh gayi oni batheri aa,
main hor nibha ke ki lena,
oh apni marzi de malak ne,
main haq jata ke ki lena,
oh khush ne apni duniya ch,
main dukh suna ke ki lena..

Flowers Are Very Soft

Flowers are very soft do not touch them with hard hands.
similarly, feelings are like soft flowers, do not touch them with harsh words.

Husband To Wife At Suhagraat


Husband ne apni biwi ko shaadi ki raat hi katal kar diya.
kyon ??
Biwi ki underwear pe ye likha hua tha-
100% soft and silky tested by ROOP CHAND & SONS Mumbai.

Kothe Te Jaa Mahiya

Arz kita hai-
Wah wah!
Shuru ta karn do..

Arz kita hai-
kothe te jaa mahiya,
kothe te jaa mahiya,
main channel set kardi haan,
tu antina ghuma mahiya.
wah wah wah!!

Real Love Of Mother

REAL LOVE
garmi mein pati ne jab pasina BV ke dupatte se pocha to usne kaha,"Dupatta ganda na karo."
Jab usne maa ke aanchal se pocha to maa boli,"Ye ganda hai beta saaf wala deti hu.."

Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya

Ladka ladki dekhne gaya.
thodi der chup baithne ke baad ladka bola- english chalegi na.

Ladki sharmate huye- Soda saath mein ho to desi bhi chalegi.

Fullan Di Kahaani Likhi Bahaaran Ne

Fullan di kahaani likhi bahaaran ne,
raat di kahaani likhi tareyaan ne,
SIKH nahi kise kalam de gulam,
kyoki SIKHAN di kahaani likhi TALWAARAN ne..

Har Fulli Huyi Roti Kacchi Nahi Hoti

Har fulli huyi roti kacchi nahi hoti,
aansu bahane wali sacchi nahi hoti,
in ladkiyo se bach kar rehna dost,
har school jaane wali ladki bacchi nahi hoti..

Daaru Pee Ke Zindagi Diyan Problems

Daru pee ke zindagi diyan problems solve ni hundiyan,
but
problems ta dudh pee ke v solve ni hundian.
so chakko glassy
burraaaaaaa........

Daaru Pee Ke Zindagi Diyan Problems

Raahan Takkan Wale Nu Andaza Nahi Hunda

Raahan takkan wale nu andaza nahi hunda raste di doori da,
te aaun wale nu andaza nahi hunda udeekan wale di majburi da..

Fursat Mile To Yaad Karna

Fursat mile to yaad karna,
hamari bhi kami ka ehsaas karna,
humein to aadat hai aapko yaad karne ki,
agar disturb kiya to maaf karna.

Ladki Saath Ho To

Ladki saath ho to hotel bill,

ladki door ho to mobile bill,

aur ladki door hi ho jaaye to daru ka bill,

isliye na lagao dil na ayega bill,

so guys just CHILL.

Toot Kar Mat Chaho Kisi Ko Itna

Toot kar mat chaho kisi ko itna,

warna khud bikhar jaoge,

ishq mein itne zakham aur aansu milenge,

ki khud zindagi se rooth jaoge.

School Mein Master ji ne Sabse Pucha

School mein master ji ne sabse pucha- Bachho batao mujh mein koi bhi kami nahi hai, to mujhe aap log kya keh ke bulaoge.. ?
Student- Kami na ?

Kisi Ke Paigam Ko

Kisi ke paigam ko zara pyar se padha kijiye,
kisi ki chahat ka ehsaas kijiye,
aisa na ho koi dil se yaad kar raha ho aapko,
aur aap keh rahe ho pareshan mat kijiye.

Meri Aukaat Se Badh Kar

Meri aukaat se badh kar mujhe kuch na de mere maula,
zaroorat se zyada roshni bhi aadmi ko andha bana deti hai..

Wo Dil Hi Kya Jo

Wo dil hi kya jo tere milne ki dua na kare,
main tujhe bhulaun aisa khuda na kare,
rahega saath tera pyar zindagi ban kar,
agar zindagi mujhse bewafai na kare..

Ohde Gum Vich Hauli Hauli

Ohde gum vich hauli hauli muk rahe si,
saade chalde chalde saah ruk rahe si,
changa hoya ik nava zakham hor de dita rabba,
tere pehle ditte zakham suk rahe si..

Manzile Bahut Hain

Manzile bahut hain afsane bahut hain,
raah-e-zindagi mein imtehaan bahut hain,
mat kar gila uska jo na mile tujhe,
is duniya mein jeene ke bahane bahut hain..

Pyar Paun Di Baazi

Pyar paun di baazi asi v khedi si,
rab jaane saade naal keho jeha khel ho gaya,
ek eho jeha yaar bana baithe,
na kade vichad sake na kade mel hoya..

Agar SMS Receive Karne Ke

Socho agar SMS receive karne ke paise lagte to..
socho??
kya hua?
nahi pata

Are TUM sab HAMARI wajah se ROAD pe aa jaate.

Value Of Relation

Value of relation is not that how much you feel happy with someone.
but it is that how much you feel ALONE without someone..

Nibhaun Walea Di Gal

Nibhaun walea di gal hor hundi aa,

lor vele kam aun walea di gal hor hundi aa,

gallan ta saari duniya hi maardi aa,

ik awaaz te aun walea di gal hor hundi aa.

Kisi Par Agar Bharosa

"Kisi par agar bharosa karo to aakhri dum tak karo
-nateeja chahe jo aaye.
Ant mein ya to tum ek acha dost paoge ya bahut acha sabak."

Select Any One Number

Select any one code then i will tell you ke log aapko dekh ke kya kehte hain.
1A-
2A-
3A-
4A-
5A-
6A-
7A-
8A-
9A-
10A-
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Try it.
1A-Sweet
2A-Innocent
3A-Good
4A-Cute
5A-Masum
6A-Romantic
7A-Beautiful
8A-Ghamandi
9A-Kind hearted
10A-Rich
11A-Idiot
12A-Smart

Romantic Jatt Propose Girl

Romantic jatt propose girl..

Teri surat local bus vargi,

mera ticket kataun nu g karda,

teri tor sohniye meri majh vargi,

tenu sangal paun nu g karda..

Abraham Lincoln Said

Abraham Lincoln

"If friendship is your weakest point then you are the strongest person in the world."

Baazi Jit Ke Haar Chale

Baazi jit ke v asi haar chale,
Satt apne dil te maar chale,
Nahi bhulne oh din yaara,
Jehre tere sang guzar chale,
Marke v karange yaad tenu,
Tere dil ch sama ke pyar chale,
Koi bhull ho gayi taan baksh devi,
Asi kar salaam jandi vaar chale,
Mulakaat muki te vichora shuru hoya,
Uth mehfila cho saade jehe yaar chale.

Khoobsurat Soch

"Khoobsurat Soch"

Hamesha samjhota karna seekho,

kyoki thoda sa jhuk jana kisi rishte ko hamesha ke liye tod dene se bahut behtar hai.

Theatre Mein RAJNEETI



Theatre mein RAJNEETI movie chal rahi thi.
ek ladki josh mein khadi hokar boli,
"Aaj NARI khadi ho jaaye to kya nahi kar sakti"
Tabhi piche se aawaz aayi

"SUSU"

No Msg Can Beat This

A man was committing suicide.

Some one asked the reason.

He said,"my lover ran away with my friend and i can't live without my friend."

Select Any One Number

Select any one code then i will tell you ke log aapko dekh ke kya kehte hain.
1A-
2A-
3A-
4A-
5A-
6A-
7A-
8A-
9A-
10A-
11A-
12A-
Try it.
1A-Sweet
2A-Innocent
3A-Good
4A-Cute
5A-Masum
6A-Romantic
7A-Beautiful
8A-Ghamandi
9A-Kind hearted
10A-Rich
11A-Idiot
12A-Smart

Maut Bhi Kam Khubsurat Nahi Hoti

Maut bhi to kam khubsurat nahi hoti,

jo koi bhi usse milta hai zindagi chhod deta hai.

Teacher To Student

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha.

what is nitrate ??

Ladki hass ke boli- Sir, Rs 1500/-.

Rab Varge Yaar Mile

Rab varge yaar mile,
hor asi duniya to ki lena,
yaaran naal jag te sanjh saadi,
ishq pritaan pa ke ki lena,
yaar na ruse saade naal kade,
asi rab mana ke ki lena.

Malkin To Kaamwali

Malkin- Kya hua tum 3 din kaam pe kyon nahi ayi ? Kaamwali- Maine facebook pe update kiya tha ke main ghar ja rahi hoon aur aapke pati ne comment bhi kiya tha "miss u"

Kayi Vaar Manaya

Kayi vaar manaya nahi mande,
main russe nu manauna chhad dita,
kuj lage zakham dil tod gaye,
main gum dil te launa chhad dita,
ik din usne v keh dita,
"KI HAQ HAI TERA MERE TE"
sach jaani yaara os din to asin v kise te HAQ jatauna hi chadd dita.

Sochan De Samundaran De

Sochan de samundaran de kinare nahi hunde,

gaman vich dub ke v guzare nahi hunde,

sukh dukh te saathi ne din raat de,

har pal maujan de hulare nahi hunde,

kehnde ne is zindagi de baag vich,

har kise de hisse phul saare nahi hunde,

kuj yaaran de hathon v marde ne,

sab lok dushmana de maare nahi hunde..

Ladka Aur Ladki Love Story


Ek sachhi prem katha.
Ek ladka aur ladki bike pe ja rahe the. Ladka bahut fast chala raha tha. Ladki dar gayi usne ladke ko dhire chalane ko kaha.

Ladka-mujhe i love u kaho..?

Ladki-i love u. Ab dhire chalao.

Ladka-ab mujhe baahon mein le lo.

Ladki-use baahon mein le kar ab dhire chalao.

Ladka-ab mera helmet utar kar pehno. Ladki ne helmat pehan liya, ab dhire chalao.

Agle din paper mein news aayi ke wo ladka accident mein mar gaya aur ladki helmat ki wajah se bach gayi, "kyoki ladke ko pata tha ke break fail ho gaye hain"

ye msg logo ko bhejo agar ek bhi msg vapas aya to your love is true..

Teacher To Student

Chemistry ki class mein teacher ne ek ladki se pucha.

what is nitrate ??

Ladki hass ke boli- Sir, Rs 1500/-.

Jini Nibh Gayi

Jini nibh gayi ohni batheri aa,
main hor nibha ke ki lena,
oh apni marzi de malak ne,
main haq jata ke ki lena,
oh khush ne apni duniya vich,
main dukh suna ke ki lena.

Jini Nibh Gayi

Jini nibh gayi ohni batheri aa,

main hor nibha ke ki lena,

oh apni marzi de malak ne,

main haq jata ke ki lena,

oh khush ne apni duniya vich,

main dukh suna ke ki lena.

Humne Khuda Se Pucha

Hamne khuda se pucha
"pyar ka asli matlab kya hota hai?"
Tabhi khuda ne hans kar kaha
"jo matlab ke liye kiya jaaye wo pyar kahan hota hai.."

Mainu Udas Dekh Ke

Mainu udas dekh ke ohne keha,
mere hunde hoye tenu koi dukh nahi de sakda,
fir aiven hi hoya jine dukh mile sab ohne hi ditte.

Ladka To Ladki

Ladka deo laga ke bus mein chada.
ladki ne comment pass kiya- Aajkal phinayal ka use zyada hota hai.
ladka bola- fir bhi makhiyan picha nahi chodti..

Zindagi Ch Kade Hanere

Zindagi ch kade hanere aaye na hunde,
asi patjhad wangu murjaye na hunde,
na dil tutda na dard hunda,
kash oh zindagi ch kade aaye na hunde.

Its Real About Kaali Billi

Its real
agar aap kahin ja rahe hain aur "Kaali Billi" aapke aage se guzar jaye to iska matlab hai ki

"Kaali Billi" bhi kahin ja rahi hai.

Mummy Kehti Hai

Wo humein bewafa bolte hain to bolte rahe,

wo humein bewafa bolte hain to bolte rahe,

mummy kehti hai jo bolta hai wo khud hi hota hai..

Challenge For You

Challenge for you
ye kaam koi bhi nahi kar sakte
agar kare to main uske number par 500 rs ka recharge karaunga
kaam ye hai ke
mere number par 2000 ka recharge karvana hai..

Honthon Pe Na Kabhi

Hontho pe na kabhi koi shikhva chahiye,
bus nigahe karam aur dua chahiye,
chand taaron ki tamanna mujhko nahi,
tum salaamat raho aur kya chahiye..

Choozon Ka Pyar

SAD STORY
2 choozon ko pyar ho jata hai,
jab dono bade hote hain to unko pata chalta hai ki dono murge hain.

MORAL- Kachi umar ka pyar na aar na paar.

Aapki Kahani Meri Zubani

Aapki kahani meri zubani
aapke pass dimag hai,
chalta nahi alag baat hai,
aap smart hain,
koi maanta nahi alag baat hai,
aap shareef hain,
lagte nahi alag baat hai,
aapke pass mobile hai,
msg nahi karte alag baat hai,
kaafi izzat hai aapki,
koi karta nahi alag baat hai,
aapki bezti ho rahi hai,
aap fir bhi hans rahe hain,
wo alag baat hai.

Zindagi Rahi To Tumhara Saath

Zindagi rahi to tumhara hi saath nibhaunga dosto,
bhul jau to samaj lena ki
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tumhari bhabhi ji mil gayi hain.
( -,- ) ( ' ' )
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_!!_ _/\_

Tere To Main Kurbaan

Tere to main kurbaan java,
jis raste tu chahe tere naal jaava,
rab na kare ke kade apan ladiye,
par je kade ladiye ta tu jite te main haar java.

Agar Aapko Koi

Agar aapko mujhse koi acha dost mile to chale jana,
par jab wo aapko chod kar chala jaye to piche dekha,
hum wahi khade honge aapke intezaar mein,
sirf ye kehne ke liye
KARALI BEJTI aja hun..

Wife To Husband

Wife- Bus karo raat ke 12 baje se kar raho ho aur kitna karoge.
Husband- Abhi to kuch bhi nahi kiya hai, ab to din raat karunga kyoki mere msg free hain.

Jab Bhi Bhagwan Se

Jab bhi bhagwan se kuch mango to DIMAG nahi NASIB mango. kyoki maine DIMAG walo ko NASIB walo ke yaha kaam karte dekha hai..

Policeman To Sharabi

Sharabi road par pada tha.
Policeman- itni kyon pi rakhi hai?
Sharabi- majburi thi.
Policeman- kya majburi thi.
Sharabi- botal ka dhakkan gum ho gaya tha.

Door Door Gaon Mein

Door door gaon mein jab raat ko bacha nahi sota hai to uski maa kehti hai soja beta soja warna ? ? dusra kaise hoga.

Chameli Bhabhi Ki Chaat


Chameli bhabhi ne chaat ki dukaan kholi.

dukaan kholte hi customer ki line lag gayi. kyo ?

kyoki board pe likha tha- 10 rupae mein chameli bhabhi ki chaat lo..

Bhagwan Tu Bhi Apna

Bhagwan tu bhi apna jalwa dikha de, unki zindagi ko apne noor se saza de, mere dil ki bus yahi dua hai maalik, is msg ko padhne wale ke sapne haqiqat bana de.

Kabhi Kabhi Aisa Bhi

Kabhi kabhi aisa bhi hota hai, kuch nahi hokar bhi sab kuch hota hai, aapko lagta hai ke hum sochte nahi aapke baare mein, par hamari har baat mein zikar aapka hi hota hai.

Nazro Ko Nazaaro Ki

Nazro ko nazaro ki kami nahi hoti, fulon ko baharo ki kami nahi hoti, fir kyon hume yaad karoge aap? aap to aasman ho aur aasman ko sitaro ki kami nahi hoti.

Interviewer To Boy

Interviewer- Congrats, you are selected. your Ist year salary is Rs 60,000 and next year it will be 1 lakh. Boy- Ok sir, Thank you i will join next year..

Girls And Boys Reaction After Exams


After a girl gets 89 marks she response, "kamina 1 mark aur de deta to uska kya jata tha"

But if a boy gets 33 he says, "bai check karn wala ta rab si rab."

Tute Hoye Farsh Te

Tute hoye farsh te gulaab mera si, murjhaye hoye gulaaban da oh baag mera si, lakhan de vich jehra pura na hoya, badkismati naal oh khawab mera si.

Three Easy Ways Ways to Die Early

Three easy ways to die early.
1) Take huka daily, you will die 10 years early.
2) Drink rum daily, you will die 30 years early.
3) But love someone truly, you will die daily.