Khafa Bhi Rehte Hain

Khafa bhi rehte hain aur wafa bhi karte hain, apne pyar ko wo byan bhi karte hain, na jaane kaisi narazgi hai unki humse, ke hume khona bhi chahte hain aur paane ki dua bhi karte hain.

Boy To Friend

BOY- Meri biwi itna mazak karti hai ke kya batau. FRIEND- Kaise BOY- Kal maine uski aankhon pe haath rakh ke pucha "main kaun" ? To boli- "DUDHWALA"

Na Chad Ke Ja Saanu

Na chad ke ja saanu yaara oye, tere bajo asi ji na pavange, is janam nibha le aukha sokha, fer duniya te kade na avange..

Dive Ban Javange

Dive ban javange, j tu vaada kare jagaun da, khedange har baazi, j tu vaada kare jitaun da, saari umar udeekange, j tu vaada kare aun da..

Dive Ban Javange

Dive ban javange, j tu vaada kare jagaun da, khedange har baazi, j tu vaada kare jitaun da, saari umar udeekange, j tu vaada kare aun da..

Dil Vicho Ohda Khayal

Dil vicho ohda khayal nahi bhulda, sab kuch umran de naal nahi bhulda, jehra pal zindagi ch ohde naal bitaya, oh pallan wala zindagi cho saal nahi bhulda.

Kalam Tutdi Nahi

Kalam tutdi nahi saah mukde nahi, nahi mukda dilo pyar tera, pata ni ki rishta tera mera, ke har wele rehnda is dil nu khayal tera..

Chaska Ae Yaara Nu

Chaska ae yaara nu...
subah nu late uthan da,
uth ke mobile chukan da,
msg de nazare lutan da,
chaska ae yaara nu..

uth ke dubara saun da,
mummy to gaalan khan da,
bhaj bhaj ke tyaar hon da,
college nu late jaan da,
chaska ae yaara nu..

clz vich pange len da,
kudiyaan nu bomb kehan da,
teacheran nu tang karn da,
puthe saare kam karn da,
chasa ae yaara nu..

ik taan yaara ch behan da,
sachi gal muh te kehan da,
class vich gaane gaun da,
mil ke rola paun da,
chaska ae yaara nu....

Saanu Dil Naal Dekh

Saanu dil naal vekh, je nahi akhan te yakin, akhan kha jaan dhokha, chehre vekh ke hasin, chola sadgi da pa ke jo dila nu thag de, asi ene v ni maare jine tenu ladge. its true.

Paigam Ka Kabhi Jawab

Paigam ka kabhi jawab na de toh ye na samjna ke hum dost sachhe nahi,
baat shayad kabhi lag jaaye buri hamari,
par ye na sochna ke hum dil ke achhe nahi..

Mere Jurma Da Rab

Mere jurma da rab aisa faisla sunave,

main hova aakhri saah te oh milan nu aave,

mere seene utte hon zakham hazara,

mera vekh vekh haal ohdi akh bhar aave..

Ladki Ko Sar Pe Kiss

Ladki ko sar pe kiss karna: IZZAT
Gaal pe kiss: CARE
Honto par kiss: PYAR
But ladki ko uske boyfriend ke samne kiss karna: HUD HUD DABANGG

Lo Ji Mera Ek Aur Sher Arz Hai

Lo ji mera 1 aur sher arz hai..
idhar bhi situm ho gaya,
udhar bhu situm ho gaya,
message delete kardo,
sher khatam ho gaya..

Ise Mazak Mat Samjna

(Ise mazak mat samjana) Aaj raat ke theek 12.59 bajne ke baad pure INDIA mein . . . . 1 bajega..

Yeh Dua Mere Liye

Yeh dua meri liye nahi meri MUMMY ke liye hai.. plz aap sab bhi dua karo hey bhagwan, meri MUMMY ko jald se jald pyari si bahu de de..

Ladka Rishte Ke Liye

Ladka rishte ke liye photo khichwa raha tha,
peeche gadha bhi tasveer mein aa gaya,
ladke ne ye likh ke photo bheji-
main right side mein hu confuse mat hona..

Indians Are Poor

"Indians are poor but india is not a poor country" Anna Hazare says that '280 lac crore' of india money is deposited in swiss banks which can be used for 'taxless' budget for 30 yrs. Can give 60 crore jobs to all indians. From any village to delhi 4 lane roads. Forever free power supply to more than 500 social projects. Every citizen can get monthly 2000/- for 60 yrs. No need of world bank & IMF Loan. Think how our money is blocked by rich politicians. We have full right against corrupt politicians.

Darling Tum Change ho Gayi ho


Boy - Darling tum change ho gayi ho.

Girl - How ??

Boy - Ab main tumhe kiss karta hu to tum eyes close nahi karti ho.

Girl- Haramkhor pichli baar close ki thi to purse se 500 rupaye gayab kar diye the..

Tu Rab Di Ditti

Tu rab di diti saugaat mere layi, teri yaari da mull behisaab mere layi, hor ta kuj v mere kol ni, ik jaan hai begani oh v kurbaan tere layi.

Har Lamha Har Khayal

Har lamha 1 khayal, har khayal 1 sawaal, har sawaal 1 jawab, har jawaab 1 umeed, har umeed 1 sapna, har sapna 1 armaan, har armaan 1 yaad, har yaad mein sirf AAP.

Veham Ho Gaya Tha Hume

Veham ho gaya tha hume ke wo humse ishq karte hai, pagal ho gaye the hum ke wo sirf hum pe marte hain, socha hi na tha ke dhokha denge, aisa ishq to wo har kisi se karte hain..

Akhan Vich Hanju

Akhan vich hanju kyon aunde ne,
tanhai vich gum kyon sataunde ne,
hanju poonj ke koi dase mainu,
ke aksar jina nu parvah v nahi saadi,
ohi ena yaar kyon aunde ne.

Rusdi Rusdi Rus Ke

Rusdi rusdi rus ke beh gayi oh,
tutdi tutdi tut ke beh gayi oh,
kaun karuga door dil cho paye bhulekhe nu,
mudat ho gayi marjani da mukhda dekhe nu..

Ist Behra to 2nd Behra

Ek behra scooter khich ke le ja raha tha
2nd behra- Petrol khatam ho gaya kya ?
Ist behra- nahi yaar petrol khatam ho gaya.
2nd behra- acha mujhe laga petrol khatam ho gaya.

Ache Dost Ek Phool Ki Tarah

Ache dost ek phool ki tarah hota hai,
jise hum chhod nahi sakte,
kyoki tod diya to murja jayega aur
chhod diya to koi aur le jayega..

Rules Of Dosti

Rules of Dosti----

No Drama
No Excuse
No sorry
No Thanks
Don't say i m busy.
Always say, Hukum kar tere liye jaan bhi hazir hai,
Denge nahi wo alag baat hai.

Wo Bole Mehfil Mein

Wo bole mehfil mein kahin hamare jutey kho gaye to ghar kaise jayange,
humne kaha aap shayari to shuru kijiye itne ayenge ki aap gin bhi nahi payenge..

Sweet Good Morning

Shahi Andaz mein, shahi logon ke liye,
shahi khat mein, shahi sandesh,

SWEET GOOD MORNING

Raati Sajna Kol Baithe

Raati sajna kol baithe der ho gayi,
der eni hoyi ke saver ho gayi,
fer ki???

baapu DAANG le ke baitha si,
ghar aunde hi yaara di repair ho gayi.

Ek Din Usne Keha

Ek din usne keha, " terian akhan enian saaf kyon ne,
main sun k hass peya ohnu ki pata si ke aksar baarish hon to baad mausam saaf hi hunda hai..

Hassi Ke Raste Pe

Hassi ke raste pe chala karo,
khushion ki mehak liya karo,
pyar se dilon ko chua karo,
jab aapka dil udas ho to,
is "sweet" si aafat ko yaad kiya karo..

Arz Kiya Hai

Arz kiya hai, "jheel mein paani, paani mein fish,

aapko namaste aur aapki girlfriend ko kiss.

muuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

wah maza aa gaya,
kal fir karunga.

Agar Kabhi Shaadi Karne Ka Khayal Aaye

Agar kabhi shaadi karne ka khayal aaye to ghari detergent walo ki ladki se karna

kyoki unka kehna hai ke pehle istemal kare fir vishvas kare...

Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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