Keep Your Smile Leave Your Tear

Keep your smile leave your tear,
think of joy forget your fear,
hold your laugh leave your pain,
be joyous because its New Year!
Wish you a very HAPPY NEW YEAR. .

Din Guzar Gaya Hai Intezaar Mein

Din guzar gaya hai intezaar mein,
raat guzar gayi intezaar mein,
naya saal mubarak ho aapko,
2011 beet gaya aapke sms ke intezaar mein.
Wish you a very Happy New Year.

May All The Dreams in Your Eyes

May all the dreams in your eyes,
All the desires in your heart,
All the hopes in your life blend together to give the most spectacular year.

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

2012 Aane Wala Hai

2012 ('.')
Aane *==))==*
Wala __/ L
Hai

Jis-jis ko Humein wish Karna Ho Line Mein Lag Jaye
('.') ('.') ('.')
<)) <)) <))
LL LL LL
or pls dhaka mukki nahi Karein.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega

Lamha-Lamha Waqt Gujar Jaayega,
1 Din Baad Naya Saal Aayega,
Aaj Hi Aapko Wish Kardu,
Warna Baazi Koi Aur Maar Jaayega,

HAAPY NEW YEAR.
In Advance 2012.

INVITATION To All My Friendz

INVITATION 2 all my Friendz
for a ''NEW YEAR" Party
On 31 Dec. 2011
6 pm onwards

"Unique Hall
68th Floor
Twin Towers
London"

Koi Bahana Nahi Chalega
Aana hoga.

Kya Bharosa Mobile Ka



Kyà Bharosa
Mobile Ka,
Battery ka,
Charger Ka,
Network Ka,
Balance Ka,
Life ka,
Time ka,
main kal jinda rahu ja na rahu.

Isliye Advance Mein pehle hi.
"HAPPY NEW YEAR"
.¤¤**¤2012¤**¤

Happy New Year 2012

*Happy New Year*
-
Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon?
-
Ab tum DON ko sikhaoge ki kab wish karna hai,
DON jab chahta hai tab wish karta hai
-
Happy New Year!

We Have Come to the Last Month

We have come to the last month of the year.
Just felt i should thank every1 who made me smile this year.
You are one of them.
So here's a big THANK YOU.

Zakham Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye

Zakham Chupane Ke Liye Bahana Chahiye,
Dard Sunane Ke Liye Zamana Chahiye,
Har Shaks Karib Aa ke Chala Jata Hai,
1Wo Hi Ni Aaye Jinko Aana Chahiye.

6 Things Which Weaken The Relations

6 things which weaken the Relations:
Mis-behaving
Ignoring
Lying
Breaking Promises
Avoiding Contact
Doubting.
Avoid all the above, if you really value a relation!

Mausam Badal Gaye

Mausam badal gaye,
Ruttan badal Gayiya,
te Badal gaye ne Din,
Ajj OH VI badal gaye,
jehre kade kehnde C,
Asin Reh ni Sakde TERE BIN..

Teri Yaari Nu Palkan Te Sajawange

Teri yaari nu palkan te sajawange,
jado tak zindagi hai eh rasam nibhawange,
den nu taan kuj ni saade kol,
par teri khushi mangan RABB kol jarur jawange..

Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona

Kisi Se Sirf itna Hi Dur Hona,
Ki Use Aapki Ehmiyat Ka Ehsaas Ho Jaye,
Lekin Kbhi itna Bhi Dur Mat Hona,
Ki Wo Aapke Bin Jina Seekh Jaye.

Jad Saade Hunde Si Kehnde Si Ful Saanu

Jad saade hunde si kehnde si ful saanu,
hun gaira naal ral gaye ne bhul saanu,
ohde badlan picho asi v rang wata gaye aa,
fark bus ena e pehla khile si aj murjha gaye aa.

Asin Russe Si Jis Naal

Asi russe si jis naal oh manaun v na aaya,
Jisne dita si dard oh vandaun v na aaya,
Jisnu hasaun lai ban gaye mazak asi,
Sanu rondea nu vekh oh chup karaun v na aaya.

Meri Mohabbat Ko Hamesha Saath Rakhna

Meri Mohabbat Ko Hamesha Saath Rakhna,
Dua Mein Apni Humein Yaad Rakhna,
Meri Zindagi Ka Tu Haseen Tohfa Hai,
Mujhko Tu Hamesha Apne Paas Rakhna.

Best Moment of Life

Best moment of life:
when you need to tell someone your feeling
but you cant and you Just hug the person & he says in your ears
"I UNDERSTAND"
:)

I Deleted One of My Friends Number

A touching msg.

I deleted 1 of my frnd's no. From my phone book
Bcoz of certain misunderstandings b/w us.
2day i received a friendship msg
from an unknwn no.
I replied 'WHO r u'?

d reply made me cry.

"Idiot dont you even know the spelling of 'HOW'.?
m fine dude.."

'REAL FRIENDS ARE REALLY REAL': dedicated 2 all my friends.!

Girls Top 5 Lines Meanings


Girl's TOP 5 lines'
meanings :-
1. I Miss U.
Means - Time paas nahi ho raha hai. Tumhare saath hi thoda time paas kar lu.
2. I M Single.
Means - Mera X-Bf bhikhari ban gaya. Ab tumhari bari.
3. Main Couzin Se Baat Kar Rahi Thi.
Means - Aur do Bf waiting mein the.
4. Tumhari Smile.
Means - Tumhari property.
5. Main Nahi Reh Paungi Tumhare Bina.
Means - Mera recharge kon karayega.
Send 2 All Boys 2 Warn Them, And Send 2 Girls
So They Can Laugh, Coz They Know Its True...

Dil Mein Tumhare Apni Kami Chhod Jayenge

Dil mein tumhare apni kami chhod jayenge,

Aankhon mein intezar ki lakeer chhod jayenge,

Yaad rakhna dhoondhte rahoge humein,

Pyar ki aisi kahani chhod jayenge!

Kuch Phool Unpe Gir Rahe They

Kuch phool unpe gir rahe they,
Kuch phool hum par gir rahe they,
Farq sirf itna tha ke hum duniya se ja rahe they,
Aur wo apni duniya basa rahe they!

Aapki Duaon Se Humein Sahara Mila Hai

Aapki duaon se humein sahara mila hai,
Jo mil na sake woh kinara mila hai,
Kin lafzon mein hum byaan karein ki,
Jaane kitno ki bheed mein koi itna pyara mila hai..

Kitni Khubsurti Se Rab Aapki



Kitni khubsurti se rab aapki zindagi mein har 1 din jodta hai,
isliye nahi ki aapko uski zarurat hai,
par shayad isliye ki kisi aur ko aapki zyada zarurat hai.

Sir To Student

Sir- samundar Mein Nimbu ke Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?
Student-chidiya Ban ke.
Sir-Aadmi ko chidiya tera baap banayega?
Student-Samundar Mein Ped Tera Baap lagayega?

Mainu Dowa Ch Fark Na Jaape

Mainu dowa ch fark na jaape..
ik rab te dooja maape!
.
Na rab meri sunda te na maape...!

Jholi Bhar Ke Pyar Bheju

Jholi Bhar Ke Pyar Bheju,
Dil Se Dil ka Sawaal Bheju,
Aata Nahi Aapka Koi Call Ya Sms,
Yaad Nahi Aati Hamari
Ya Yaaddasht Ke Liye Kaju, Badam Bheju.

Khwab Ko Kisi Ki Talash Rahegi

'''Khwab ko kisi ki talash rahegi'''

'''Nazar ko kisi ki aas rehegi''

'''Zindgi mein koi kami to nahi lekin'''

'BIN TERE e Dost zindagi udaas rahegi..

Kaash Tum Dekh Sakte ke Main


Girl: kaash tum dekh sakte ke main kitni khubsurat hu.

Boy: itni khubsurat hoti to kya aankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte.
Andha hu, PAGAL nahi.

A Mouse Was Running Very Fast

A Mouse was running very fast in jungle.
FOX asked him "why are you running?
CHUHA bola "SHER KI BIWI kO KISI NE CHED DIYA
aur kamino ne NAAM mera laga diya..

Saanpo Ko Kaid Kar Liya Sapere Ne

Saanpo Ko Kaid Kar Liya Sapere Ne Ye Kahkar,
Ki
Insano Ko Dasne Ke Liye Insan Hi Kaafi Hain...

Girlfriend Chalisa


"GIRLFRIEND CHALISA"

Namo-namo girlfriend maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani|1|
Humne samjha tum abla ho,
par tum to sabse badi bala ho|2|
Jis din haath mein belan aawe,
Us din boyfriend khub chilawe|3|
Saare bed pe girlfriend sove,
Boyfriend baith farsh par rove|4|
Tumse hi ghar mathura kashi,
Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi|5|
Girlfriend Chalisa' jo nar gave,
sab sukh chod param dukh pave|6|
Bhoot pisach nazar aa jawe,
girlfriend jab asli roop mein aawe.

Dil Banane Wale Ne Dil

Dil banane wale ne dil kaanch ka banaya hota..
todne wale ke haath par zakham to aaya hota...
jab bhi dekhte apne hath ko wo...
unhe hamara khayal to aaya hota..!!

Aapko Miss Karna Meri Hobby


Aapko miss karna=Meri hobby

Aapka khayal rakhna=Mera job

Aapko khush rakhna=Mera SAPNA

Aapke liye dua karna=Meri duty
And
Aapko tang karna=Mera farz...

Jo Pal Pal Chalti Rahe Wo Hai Zindagi

Jo pal pal chalti rahe wo hai zindagi,

Jo pal pal jalti rahe wo hai roshni,

jo pal pal khilte rahe wo hai fool,

Jo har pal saath na chhode wo hai.... DOSTI....

Ik Dil Ditta Duja Pyar Kita

Ik 'dil' ditta,,, duja 'pyar' kita,,,
tija aan ke gamaa ne gher leya..

Ik 'jagg' russeya,, duja 'dil' tutteya,,,
tija 'mooh' sajna ne pher leya...

Friend Ke Bina Saara Network Adhura Hai

Voda "F" one,
Ai "R" tel,
Rel "I" iance,
Id "E" a,
Bs "N" l,
In "D" icom,

Dekha Friend Ke Bina Saara Network Adhura Hai.....!
Bcoz HAR EK FRIEND ZARURI HOTA HAI!!!

Life Ek Icecream Ki Tarah Hai

Life Ek Icecream ki Tarah Hai...!!

Taste karo to Bhi pighalti Hai..,

Waste karo toh Bhi pighalti hai...,

Is liye Taste the life....!!!

Log Puchhte Hain Kyon Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein

Log Puchhte Hain Q Surkh Hain Tumhari Aankhein,

Hans Ke Keh Deta Hu Raat So Na Saka,

Lakh Chahu Magar Ye Keh Na Saku,

Raat Rone Ki Hasrat Thi Ro Na Saka.

Pyar Karoge Pareshan Rahoge

"PYAR" Karoge "PARESHAN" Rahoge,

"SHADI" Karoge "UDAS" Rahoge,

"LOVE" Karoge "DEVDAS" Rahoge,

Aur Hame "YAAD" Karte Rahoge To "BINDAAS" Rahoge.

Falak Mein Apni Jannat Ke Sitare Nahi

Falak mein apni jannat ke sitare nahi,

Hum unke hain par wo hamare nahi,

Chhoti si naav lekar us samandar mein utar gaye,

Jis samandar mein door tak kinare nahi.

Ale Ale Kya Hua Kyon Ro Rahe Ho

.-*-.
( '.' )
(,,)=(,,)

Ale-Ale kya hua
Kyu ro rahe ho?
Mele MSG ka wait kal lahe ho,
Chalo aa gaya mela MSg,
Ab Muskula do or apni naak pochho.

Mere Mobile Ka Accident Ho Gaya Hai

Mere Mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,

SAMSUNG hospital ke MOTOROLA ward mein hai,

Dr. NOKIA or Dr. SPICE Ka kehna hai ki sms ki botle chahiya.

So Plz Help & SmS me.

Sabhi Insaan Hain Magar

,,,FARQ,,,
Sabhi insan hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Zakhm dete hain,
Kuch Zakhm bharte hain..

,,,HUMSAFAR,,,
Sabhi hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Saath dete hain,
Kuch Chhod jate hain..


,,,PYAR,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch Jaan dete hain,
Kuch JAAN lete hain..

,,,DOSTI,,,
Sabhi karte hain magar FARQ sirf itna hai..

Kuch log Nibhate hain,
Kuch log Aajmate hain..

Exam Ke Time Pe Neend Acchi Aati Hai

@ Tarak mehta @
Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah

Exam ke time pe neend acchi aati hai.
Wah wah

Jethalal ke dukan jane ke time pe hi babita niche kyon aati hai.

Ik Ladke Di Maa Darji Nu

Ik Ladke di Maa Ik darji Naal larh Rahi si..

Ladka Maa nu- kyon larh rahi hain, ki Suit fit Nahi Aaya Ya Phir Suit baneya Nahi.

Maa-Nahi Marjaane Ne Salwar nu Jip laga diti..

kash Main Brush Hunda


Boy- kash main brush hunda ta tere sohne chite danda te firda hunda.

Girl- thoda jeha hor vadda hunda ta sade flush vich firda hunda..
vadda aashiq..

Asin Ronde Ta Saanu Hasaun Wala Hunda

Asin ronde ta saanu hasaun wala hunda,
koi apna bana ke gal laun wala hunda,
asin rusde te oh manaun wala hunda,
KAAASHHHH ! ! ! Koi saanu v dilo chauhn wala hunda...

People Are Not Beautiful

People are not Beautiful as they look, as they walk, as they wear..!!

People are Beautiful as they Love, as they Care & as they Share..

Nothing in Nature is For Itself

Nothing in nature is 4 itself.
Rivers dont drink water.
Trees dont eat fruit.
Sun doesnt give heat 2 itself.
LIVING 4 OTHERS
IS THE WAY OF LIFE.

Like Birds Lets Leave Behind What We Need

Like Birds, Lets Leave Behind What We Dont Need to
Carry...
Grudges
Sadness
Pain
Fear
AND
Regrets.,
Fly Light.!
Life is Beautiful
Feel it.!

Lovely Relations Are Like a Ring

Lovely relations are like a ring,
If we wear it, it will hold our finger tightly,

If we remove, it will surely create a feeling about its absence.

Hamara Achha Time Duniya Ko

Golden Words...

Hamara accha time Duniya ko batata hai ki HUM KYA HAIN,

Aur Bura time Humein batata hai ki DUNIYA KYA HAI.

Boys and Girls First Meeting Mein


Boys and girls 1st meeting mein kya sochte hain-

girl: kitna seedha hai..!
boy: kya maal hai..!

girl: nice behaviour..!
boy: kaash pat jaaye.

girl: dressing zabardast hai.
boy: skirt mein aur hot lagegi.

girl: agar raazi ho gaya toh isi se shaadi karungi.
boy: bas 1 bar haan karde mujhe kaunsi shaadi karni hai.

Girls Smile Creates Greatest Confusion


Girl's smile creates greatest confusion in boy's mind....

ghanto tak samjh hi nahi aata....

ki hass ke dekh rahi hain...

ya dekh ke hass rahi hain?

Achhi Zindagi Jine Ke 2 Tarike



Achhi Zindagi Jine Ke 2 Tarike:
Jo Pasand Hai Use Hasil Karna Seekh Lo..
Ya Fir Jo Hasil Hai Use Pasand Karna Seekh Lo..

Jivan Mein Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna

Jivan mein ek baat yaad RAKHNA dost...

Aansu PONCHHNE wale bahut milenge
BUT

Naak PONCHNE wala koi nahi milega,

So hamesha RUMAL rakhna.

Wanted, Dabangg, Ready and Bodyguard

"WANTED"
Ek Bar Jo Maine "SMS" Karna Shuru Kar Diya To uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?

"DABBANG "
Hum tumhare mobile mein itne SMS karenge ki confuse ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delete kare.

"READY"
duniya mein tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log karenge:
i, me, and myself..

"BODY-GUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe resend mat karna.

Majboor Hum Nahi Ke Aapko Bhool Jaye

Majboor Hum Nahi Ke Aapko Bhool Jaye,

Khilona Hum Nahi Ke Yuhi Toot Jaye,

Dua Se Kharida Hai humne apne DOST Ko,

Daulat Se Nahi Ke Rakh Ke Bhool Jaye.

You Dont Whats Special

U Dont See Whats Special About a Moment Until you Look Back On It In the Future,

When you Know that you Cant Have It Anymore.

So enjoy Every Moment.

Jis Din Meech Layian Asin Akhian

Jis Din Meech Layian Asin Akkhan,

Kai Akhiyan Vicho Athroo Barsange,

Jo Kehnde Ne Bahut Bure haan asin,

kade ohi is bure Nu Dekhan nu TARSANGE!!

Mere Dil Pe Tera Asar Rehta Hai

Mere DiL Pe Tera Asar Rehta Hai,

Mere Hontho Pe Bas Tera Zikar Rehta Hai,

Pata Nahi Kya Rishta Hai Tera-Mera,

Is DiL Ko Bas Tera Hi Fikar Rehta Hai.

Jalebiyon Ko English Mein

Vaada karo! Ke Sirf ek baar msg ko padhna hai aur question ka answer dena hai.

Its a challenge.

Yaad rahe msg sirf ek baar hi padhna hai.

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To Sawaal ye hai ke

Jalebiyon ko english mein kya kehte hain??

Bhulne Wale Humein Bhul

Bhulne wale humein bhul jaate hain,
Dil se unke hum nikal jaate hain,
Jab tak hum na yaad karen kisiko,
Tab tak hum kahan kisiko yaad aate hain.

Sikhata Waqt Bhi Hai

Sikhata waqt bhi hai aur teacher bhi.

Teacher sikha kar imtihan leta hai

aur waqt imtihan lekar sikhata hai.

Making Million Relations

Making Million Relations is not a Miracle,

The Miracle is to make a single Relation with someone,

who will stand by you when Millions are against U.

Toofan Mein Bikharte Chale Gaye

Toofan mein bikharte chale gaye,

tanhai ki gehraiyo mein utarte chale gaye,

jannat thi har shaam jin doston ke sath,

ek-ek karke sab bichadte chale gaye.

I Am Not Your Heart

I am not your Heart But
I miss you,
I am not your family But I care for you,
I am not your blood relations,
But I am ready to share your pain,
Bcoz I am your friend.

Kisi Dard Ko Sambhaal Pana

Kisi dard ko sambhal pana aasan nahi,
haste hue har pal bitana aasan nahi,
Zindagi mein har koi dil mein nahi basta,
aur base hue ko bhul pana aasan nahi..

Suppose Its Last Day

Suppose its last day on earth
name any 2 person you want 2:-

hug tightly:-
slap:-
show respect:-
say gud bye:-
say i love you:
say marry me:-
say sorry :-

Reply fast..

Subah Subah Zindagi Ki

Subah Subah zindagi ki shuruaat hoti hai,
Kisi apne se baat ho to khaas hoti hai,
Hans ke pyar se apno ko gud morning bolo to,
Khushiyan apne aap saath hoti hai..

Tamanna Dil Ki Ek Hasrat

Tamanna dil ki ek hasrat hai,
Puri ho jaye to insaan khush-kismat hai,
Na puri ho to gam na karna,
Kyoki adhuri rehna to tamannao ki fitrat hai.

Billi Ne Amrit Jutha Kar Dita

Bili ne amrit jutha kar dita.

Aadmi usde piche bhaj reha si.

Kisi ne puchya ki gal ho gayi?

Aadmi: Saali ne Amrit shak leya hun kirpan ni paundi.

Happy Love You Day

Happy ' love u ' day .

send dis to all lovely friend.

Mujhe bhi karna agar main hu to.

If 3 cums back, U'll
Marry your love.

If you ignore dis u'll lose your True love.

Dosti Hoti Hai One Time

Dosti Hoti hai 'One Time',

Hum Nibhate hain 'every Time',

Yaad karo 'Any Time',

Aap khush Rahe 'All Time',

Yahi Dua hai Meri 'Life Time'.

Awaaz Se Pyaari Aankhein

Awaaz SE Pyari Aankhein,

Aankhon SE Pyari Sanse,

Sanso SE Pyara DIL,

DILSE Pyari Dhadkan,

Dhadkan Se Pyare Aap,

Or

Aapse Pyari aapki YAADEIN...

Raat De Hanere Vich


Raat de hanere vich Ohne meri hatheli te apni ungal naal likhea c,
"mainu tere naal pyar hai!
pata nahi kiven di siyahi c!?
Oh lafz mittde v nahi,
te dikhde v nahi..!!

Dua Hai Ke Teri Duniya Mein Koi Gam Na Ho

Dua hai ke teri duniya mein koi gam na ho,
dua hai ke teri muskaan kabhi kam na ho,
Agar kabhi teri palko mein aansu aye,
to dua hai ke uski wajah kabhi hum na ho.

Main Uska Hu Wo Is Ehsaas

Main uska Hu WO Is Ehsaas se Inkaar Karti Hai,
Bhari Mehfil Mein Bhi Ruswa Mujhe Har Baar karti Hai,
Yakin Hai Duniya ko Khafa Hai Mujhse WO,

Par Mujhe Malum Hai fir Bhi MujHi Se Pyar karti hai.

Koi Door Hai To Koi Paas Hai

Koi door hai to koi pass hai, yeh waqt-waqt ki baat hai, hum-tum door hain to kya hua, apne pyaar ki yaadein to hemesha apne saath hain. :*

Ek Aurat Ek Bhikari Se

Ek Aurat Ek Bhikhari se-Maine Tumhe Pehle Kahin To Dekha Hai?
.
Bhikhari-Kya Memsaab, Kal Hi To FACEBOOK pe CHAT Kiya Tha Mere Saath.

Bada Saath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha

Bada Saath Dene Ka Wada Kiya Tha,
Shikwa Sehne Ka Wada Kiya Tha,
Wo Humein Bhulakar Khush Hain To Gam Nahi,
Qki Humne To Use Khush Rakhne Ka Wada Kiya Tha..

Kehte Hain Phulon Ki Zuban Nahi Hoti

Kehte Hain Phulon ki Zuban Nahi Hoti,

Lafzo Mein Khushi Bayaan Nahi Hoti,

Mila Hai Msg Hamara To Qadar Kijiye,

HAMARI FURSAT HAr Kisi Par Meharbaan Nahi Hoti.

Miyya Biwi Ki Bolchal Band Thi

Miyya Biwi ki bolchal band thi.

Koi jaruri baat karni hoti to bacche ke jariye baat karte.

Ek din Husband ka karne ka mood ho gaya, usne bacche ko kaha: Beta apni Ammi se kaho ki letter type karna hai, type writer pe.

Biwi ne kaha: keh do laal ribbon laga hai baad mein karna.

3 din baad biwi ne kaha: beta apne Abbu se kaho letter type kar le

Husband: beta jao keh do, letter jaruri tha hath se likh liya..

Choose Any One Number

Choose any 1 number.
Then i will tell you ke aap ko sabse jayda kaun miss Karta hai..
4,14,24,34,44,54,64....
jaldi reply karo.

Oh ho..
4-friends,
14-lover,
24-parents,
34-brother,
44-some one special,
54- koi bhi nahi,
64-life partner..

Ache Ne Acha Jana Mujhe

Ache ne acha jana mujhe, bure ne bura jana mujhe,
.
Jiski jaisi fitrat thi waisa pehchana mujhe.............?

Jai Baba Murad Shah Ji (Jai Mastan Di)


Sorry friends Jai baba Murad shah ji (NAKODAR).

Delete mat karna nahi to 12 saal tak unlucky ho jaoge.

5 logo ko ye sms bhejo (except me) raat tak achhi khabar ayegi...

Ladies Ke Saath Kya Kya Hota Hai


Ladies ke saath kya-2 hota hai..
Petrol Wala: Kitna Dalu.?
Dhobi: madam Aap Kapde Nikal Ke Rakho, Main Abhi Aata Hu.
Photocopy Wala: Madam Aage Piche dono taraf se kar du.

Can i Touch Your Software


Computer Boy 2 girl= can i touch your software?
Girl = 1st show me your hardware!
Boy= can i install it in your system?
Girl= cover it with Antivirus & then install.

Ishq Ishq Kardi Duniya

Ishq Ishq kardi dunia, Door Ishq da dera,
Je sanu mil jaye sajjan, Dil wich pyar bathera,
Je koi Sache dilon pyar kare, taan IKO yaar bathera..

If Girls Wear a Mini Skirt

If Girls Wear A Mini Skirt They Look Sexy. How Will It Look If Boys Wear The Same?? It Will Look Like A Church Bell.

8-9 Mahine Tumne Avoid Kiya

8-9 mahine tumne avoid kiya..

Lekin ab tum mujhe Or dur nahi kar sakte,

Aaj nahi to kal apni bahon mein mujhe zarur loge,

Wid love tumhara purana

"SWEATER" Happy winters.

Main Rab To Dua Mangi

Main rab to dua mangi ke ohdi har khwaish puri hove,,,,,
Menu ki pata si ohdi khwaish hi mere to door jaan di si.

Koi Gam Nahi Magar Dil Udaas Hai

Koi gam nahi magar dil udaas hai,
Aapse koi kaam nahi magar ek aas hai,
Bahut hain apne magar aap khaas hain,
Emotional mat ho ye sab bakwaas hai,
free ke sms khatam karne ka prayas hai..

The Height of Candles

The height of candles may differ but they yield the same brightness. Its not your position but your ability that actually makes you shine..
Have A Good Day:)

Main V Gusse Oh V Gusse

Main v gusse oh v gusse, pata nahi kehdi gall to russe, naina vichon neer ohde vi wagda hovega, jado mera jee nahi lagda ohda kinjh lagda hovega.

Sharing a Loving Relationship

Sharing a lovely relationship not only depends on the spoken words, but it also depends on understanding the unspoken words..:-):-)

Sabse Anmol Gift

Sabse anmol gift agar aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai "WAQT" Qki aap kisiko apna waqt dete ho to aap unhe apni zindagi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabhi wapas nahi aata.

Jinu Dil Tere Di Kadar

Jinu dil tere di kadar ni, dil ohde layi tadfa ke ki karna, jinu kadar ni tere jazbata di, ohnu mann ch vasa ke ki karna, kari kadar odi jo teri kadar kare, bekadra layi kadar gava ke ki karna.

Nadaan Hain Wo

Nadaan hain wo, jo kuch samjhte hi nahi...........

...........Seene se laga ke puchte hain ke dhadkan tez kyun hai......

Mainu Kithe Aadat Si

...........Mainu kithe aadat si usnu nit yaad kara..........

...........Bas us di yaad nu hi aadat pai gayi Nit Mere kol aun di..........

Full Form of Mummy

Full form of mummy

m (maa)
u ( u live)
m (many)
m (more)
y (years)

fwd this msg to 7 friends to make your mother live long life.

Kaash Is Sms Ki Aankhein

Kåa$h i$ $m$ ki åañkhein hoti to åapko dekh påte,
Kaå$h i$ $m$ ki $åñ$ey hoti
To aåpko meh$oo$ kår påte,
Kåa$h i$ $m$ ki zubåñ hoti
To åap$e keh påte.

"I MI$$ U".

Raat Ko Chupke Se

Raat ko chupke se aati hai pari,
Kuch khushiyon ke sapne laati hai pari,
Kehti hai sapno ki duniya mein kho jao,
Bhul ke saare gum chupke se so jao.

Ek Cheez Jo Aap Mujhse

Reply is must: Ek chiz jo aap mujhse 'copy' karna chahte ho.

Ye msg sabko bhejo or jano ki aap mein kya special hai.

1st reply me.
i am waiting. .

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai

Dil Mein Ek Shor Ho Raha Hai,

Bin Msg Ke Dil Bor Ho Raha Hai,

Kahin Aisa To Nahi..
Mera Pyara Sa Dost,

Ab tak Ghar Ke Bartan dho Raha Hai!!

Aapki Nazar Mein

*Happy chuha Day*

Aapki nazar mein jo sabse bada chuha/chuhiya ho use ye msg bhejo.

Maine to bhej diya hai,
Ab mujhe bhej kar chhachundaro wali harkat mat karna.

One of The Main Causes of Cancer

One of the main causes of cancer is Drinking COLD WATER After having food..!! Which most of us do...

Cold water solidifies the oil present in the food eaten.. and it becomes a thick fluid which slows down the process of digestion and covers the linings of the large intestines and causes CANCER..

"Drinking cold water at the end of a meal is like drinking slow-poison willingly"...

Please spread this msg 2 your lovd ones!!
Take care

Bahut Kuch Hai Yaar

Bahut Kuch Hai yaar Dil Ki Gehraiyon Mein,
Tadap Jata Hai Dil Raat Ki Tanhaiyon Mein,
Dost To Bahut Hain Kehne Ko Yahan,
Par Bada Fark Hai Saye or Parchaai mein.

America To India

AMERICA 2 INDIA : "India kitna Garib Hai.
INDIA replied:- Beta..!!
Tumara Desh Jitna OIL Khata Hai na
Utna To Shanivar Ko hum SHANI MAHARAJ Ko Chada Dete Hain.

2 Din Tak Lagatar

Que: 2 din tak lagatar barsat kyon nahi ho sakti?

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Ans. Kyon ki bich mein raat bhi to hoti hai..
Bhagwan kasam bachpan se intelligent hu par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya. .

Narad Ji Kehte Hain

Narad Ji Kehte Hain_

Naari~Naari Mat Kar Murkh,

Naari Hai Narak Ka Dawar.

Khush Bhi Hogi To Kya Degi ?

Mal Mutra Ka Dawar.

**Narayan Narayan**

Teacher To Student

Teacher: Last year you were in love with that girl and this year you are in love with another girl.
What do you think of yourslf?

Student: SYLLABUS changed mam.

New Morning New Dreams

"New" Morning
"New" Dreams
"New" Love
"New" plans
"New" efforts
"New" success
"New" feelings
i pray god to give you
"Happy" & "succesful" day. Gud morning.

This Fact i Realised

This fact, i realized just now, is so true:


"U know what?



Baba black sheep, Twinkle twinkle & ABCDEFG all have the same tune!

We were Dumb Kids.........."
Lol...
:-P








and now don't start singing them to check this..

Har Sapna Khushi Ka

Har sapna khushi ka pura nahi hota, koi kisi ke bina adhura nahi hota,
Jo roshan karta hai sab raaton ko,
Vo chand bhi to har raat ko pura nhi hota.

Mohabbat I Love You Kehne Se

Is msg ka reply karna plz..
Mohabbat i love you kehne se badti hai ya miss karne se?
Sabko send karo agar 3 logo ka answer same hua to aapko koi bahut chahta hai...

Maan Lo Aap Bus Mein

Maan lo aap bus mein kahi ja rahi ho,

Aapke pet mein zabardast gas ban gayi hai,
Itefaak se gaana bhi bahut zor se baj raha hai aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smart tarike se gaane ki dhun mein dhun milaate hue bham kar diya aur kisi ko pata bhi nahi chala.

But jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain,

Aur achanaak aapko yaad aaya
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Gaana to aap apne earphone par sun rahe the..

Maine Khuda Se Pucha

Maine Khuda Se Pucha....

"Keemat Kya Hai Duniya Mein Pyaar Ki?"

Khuda Bhi Hass Ke Bola....

"Aansu Bhari Aankhe Aur Ek Umar Intzaar Ki.

Koi Dikha Ke Roye

Koi dikha ke roye or koi chupa ke roye, Hasne wale humein hasa ke roye, Marne ka maza tab hoga Jab JAAN unki bahon mein nikle aur woh humein sine se laga ke roye.

Saathi Sirf Wo Nahi Hota

Saathi sirf woh nahin hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye, saathi toh woh hai jo jeevan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye..

Tu Kini Sohni Aa


boy: tu kini sohni aa
girl: bhonk na
boy: i want to marry you
girl: bhonk na
boy: main tenu huni 500 rs/- da recharge karva ke deva?
girl: hanji, hanji
boy: bhonk na.

Aaj Kal Aapke SMS

Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai.
"wah wah"
Aaj kal aapke SMS aana bandh hai.
Khafa ho humse ya Balance kam hai.

Ghor Kalyug

Ghor Kalyug : ---
Boy: Ki mein tera hath chum sakda haan?...........
Girl: Kyon Haramjadya mere bullan te "ulli" laggi hoyi ae...?

Love To Kisi Ek Se Karunga

BOY'S POEM
love to kisi ek
se karunga..

Ho sakaa, to kisi nek
se karunga..?
Lekin jab tak na milegi wo nek..
"TRY" to har ek ko karunga.:-

If i Could Pull Down

If i could pull down the rainbow, i would write your name with it & put it back in the sky 2 let everybody know how colourful my life is with a friend like you.

Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si

Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "

Bari Barsi khatan gaya si khatt ke lyandi "Loi "

ki Aaj Tainu Kutta Wad Gaya??

msg ni bhejya koi..!!

Death Is Not The Biggest Loss

" Death is not the biggest loss in life,
the biggest loss is When Relationships die among us when we are alive" so keep our relation alive.

Guru Nanak Dev Ji

.+""+. .+" "~
"+.. ; " ; ____
; ; __/
; , {____)
GURU NANAK DEV JI DE PARKASH PURAB DI AAP NU TE PURE PARIWAAR NU LAKH LAKH WADHAIYA.

Dhan Dhan Shri Guru Nanak

DHAN DHAN SHRI GURU NANAK DEV G DE AAGMAN PURAB DIYAAN AAP G NU CRORE CRORE WADHAYIAAN

WAHEGURU G KA KHALSA,
WAHEGURU G KI FATEH..

We Always Worry About

We always worry about our looks...

But the truth is that they neither matter to those who love us nor to those who don't love us.. :>

Is Life Mein Tension

"Is life mein tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon pe muskaan hai, Qki, Jeena jab har haal mein hai, to muskura kar jine mein kya nuksaan hai."
keep smiling:-):-):-)

Friendship Test

FREINDSHIP TEST.
1)Ek baat jo kabhi mujse na kahi ho?
Ans:-
2)Ek bat jo muj mein buri ho?
Ans:-
3)Ek bat jo muj mein achi ho?
Ans:-
4)Mujse dosti ki wajah?
Ans:

Badi Koshish Ke Baad

Badi Koshish Ke Baad Use Bhula Diya, Uski Yaadon Ko Seene Se Mita Diya, 1 Din Phir Uska SMS Aaya, Likha Tha Mujhe Bhul Jao Or Mujhe Bhula Hua Har Lamha Yad Dila Diya.

Lips Are Like Friend

Lips are like friend
If we say STUDY, READ, WRITE they never meet.
But if we say PARTY, PICNIC, BUNK, PLAY, MSG, MEET Immediately they will meet.
Bol kar check kar lo.

Aaina Tut Kar Aks Par

AaiNa Tut kar aKs pe Shak nahi karta,
BiNa GuL ke GulShan MehKa Nahi karta,
BaDnaSib To Sine mein ChuPa DiL Hai,
Tut ke Chur Ho Jata Hai or uff Tak Nahi Karta.

Dedicated To My Lovely Friends

Dedicated to my lovely friends:-

Khushbu kyun na aave meri kabar ton....

Main ik umar guzari aa, gulaban varge yaaran naal....

If Someone Points Out

A Nice Saying:

If Someone Points Out Your Mistakes,
Be Happy That
Atleast Someone Is Interested In
What You Have.....!!!!!!

My Morning Prayer

My morning prayer :-

Oh My sweet God ,,,
Ye jo Pyari si Aankhen ye sms padh rahi hain
In Mein jo KHWAB hain un sab KHWABO ko pura kar dijiye..!

Gud morning..:)

Naamdev Kabir Tirlochan

Naamdev kabir tirlochan sadhna sain taray... Guru nanak sahib de samkaali guru garanth sahib de ang bhagat naamdev g de janam divas purab dia lakh lakh mubarkan...

Bahut Chaha Magar

Bahut chaha magar unhe bhula na sake, khayalon mein kisi aur ko la na sake, unko dekhkar aansu toh ponchh liye humne, par kisi aur ko dekh kar muskura na sake.

Punjab Mein 2 Cheezen

PUNJAB mein 2 Cheezen hi to Achhi hain
1. LASSI
tay,,
Doojay,,
(",)>
<)) ASSI
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Bus kadi grooor ni kita.

Maine Khuda Se Kaha

Maine khuda Se kaha- Q Nhi Bana Wo Mere Liye, Jab Maine Padhi thi Namaz Uske Liye.

khuda Ne kaha-kaash Tu Padhti Namaz Mere Liye toh Main Bana Deta Usko Tere Liye..

Yaari Layi Taan Yaari Da

Yaari layi tan yaari da maan rakh lavi, badle ch bhave saadi jaan rakh lavi, nahi dil ch vasauna ta teri marji, jinne din baki ne dil ch mehman rakh lavi...

Married Man's True Story

Married Man's ;)
True Story:

Maang bharne ki sazaa kuch iss kadar paa raha hu..
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Ki Maang Poori karte karte hi
Mara jaa raha hu.

Dhadkan Ruk Gayi Meri Ye Sunkar

Dhadkane ruk gayi meri ye sun kar, Jab light gayi to kaam wali bai ne kaha
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"what the hell is this.." :):-p;)

Kal Raat Maine Apne

Kal raat maine apne saare gum Aasman ko suna diye,
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Aj main to chup hu.
Pr wo aasma subha se overacting kar raha hai!

Beautiful Sun And Fresh Air

*ßéàütìfü| $üñ*
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'-.,__,.-'
*Fré$h Äìr*
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*$wéèt ßìrd$*
* * * * *
* * * * *
*ß|ö0ming Fl0wèr$*
¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
¤ ¤ ¤ ¤
*Kñ0Çking your Dö0r*
/'\"_'_'_'\
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*Ju$t 2 $äy*
||GööD morning & have A Nice Day!!!

Aata Nahi Humein Ikraar Karna

Aata nahi humein ikraar karna,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye pyar karna,
Rukte na the do pal kisi ke liye,
Na jane kaise seekh gaye intezar karna.

I Am 9 Letter Word

I am 9 letter word:
_a_i_r_s_

Clues:
1. Girls like it.
2. Police use it.
3. Parents hate it.
You are brillant, if you answer this

I Told My Dad

I told my Dad that I want a blackberry or apple.

He Replied
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CHHALLI Da season hai beta, chhalli khao..!!

Boy To Friend

Boy 2 friend-kya hall hai itne dino se kaha ho.

Friend -Tumhare dil mein to rehta hu.

Boy-Tab hi to Doctor keh raha tha ke tum Bimar nahi ho, tumhare dil mein Veham betha hai.

Machhar Ne Aapko Kaata

Machhar ne aapko kata, ye uska junoon tha, aapne khujli ki, ye aapka sukoon tha, aapne machhar ko marna chaha, lekin wo nahi mara, kyon ki uski ragon mein apka khoon tha.

Koi Kehta Hai Dosti

Koi kehta hai dosti nasha ban jati hai , koi kehta hai dosti sajja ban jati hai , par dosti karo agar sache dil se toh dosti jinay ki waja ban jati hai .

Life Mein Do Baatein

Life mein do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna
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1. Hawa chalti hai to patte hilte hain.
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2. Nahi chalti to nahi hilte
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Bas.. Ab thanx mat kehna..;)

Sangeet Sun Kar

Sangeet Sun kar Gyan Nahi Milta.

Mandir Ja kar Bhagwan Nahi Milta.

Patthar ki murat
To Log Isliye Pujte Hain

Qki

Vishwas Ke Layak Insaan Nahi Milta.

Shayad Khushi Ka Daur

Shaayad khushi ka daur bhi aa jaaye ek din.....

Gum bhi to mil gaye the tamanna kiye bagair...

Morning Is a Wonderful Opportunity

Morning
is a
wonderful
opportunity
to wish
to Care
to Smile
And to see you in good mood..

Good Morning!
Have a good day..

Dosto Ko Apni Jaan

Dosto ko apni jaan ka salam likhenge, dil ki kitab mein apna armaan likhenge, kaash hame mil jay aasman ki hukumat, sitaro ki jagah apne Dosto ka naam likhenge.

Indian To American

American: hamare yahan shaadi e-mail se bhi hoti hai.
Indian: kamaal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai.

Koi Pyar Karne Wala

Koi pyar karne wala agar dukh de,
Or aapki aankho mein aansu aa jaye,
To is yakeen ke saath aansu ponch lena ki,
Ye haq bhi aap hi ne unhe diya hai.....

Great Lines By Someone

GREAT LINES

Aapki Khushi Mein Aapke Sath Sirf Wo Hoga Jise Aap Pyar Karte Ho



Par Aapke Gam Mein Sirf Wahi Sath Hoga Jo Aapse Pyar Karta Hai.

14 Type Ke Ladke Ladkiyan

14 type ke ladke/ ladkiyan hote hain.

1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14.

1=DARPOK
2=MATLABI
3=FUNNY
4=ROMANTIC
5=SAAF DIL
6=JISKO DEKHO USKE HO GAYE
7=HELPING
8=SWEET
9=SEXY
10=KANJUS
11=LOVABLE
12=CARING
13=SIMPLE
14=COOL

Zindagi Mein Kisi Mod Par

"Zindagi mein kisi mod par mat ghabrana? "khud ka hosla khud banana?"Khud hasna sabko hasana? " Phir bhi Zindagi Udas Lage to isi NUMBER Par Phone Lagana.

Armaano Ki Sej Par

Armaano ki sej par dosti ne karvat li hai,
aapke dost ne aapko ye kasam di hai,
juda hokar bhi juda na hona,
varna log kahenge dil ne dhadkan ki jaan li hai.

Kismat Kismat Ki Baat Hai

Kismat kismat ki baat hai..
2 phul kehte hain hum saath Saath hain,
Par tutne Ke baad
1 ki kismat mein mandir ka prashaad aur dusre ki kismat mein kabristan ki laash hai.

I love You


Boy 2 girl - I love you..
Girl - I'm engaged & I also have a boyfriend..
Boy - (after long thinking)

Dekh le, adjust ho jaye to...?

Husband in Anger To Wife

Wife to Husband: Tussi mere naal pyaar ni karde!

Spouse gusse vich apne 9 bachheyan de wal dekhda hoye:

Ta ae fir main NET to download kitte ne?

Gandhiji Hamesha Itni Bheed Mein

Gandhi Ji Hamesha Itni Bheed Apne Sath Lekar Kyon Chalte The??

Kyoki Unka Kehna Tha Ki,,

Sangathan Mein
Shakti Hai..!
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Akele Mein Fat'ti
Hai.

Ek Msg Mom Ke Naam

Ek msg mom ke naam-''Mom is God gift"jitno ko send kar sakte ho karo after 1 hour you will get Gud News 100000%True. Do 4 your sweet mom.
Dnt brk chain.

Teacher To Student

Teacher: student semester system ke fayde batao?
student: sir fayde ta pata nahin par beizzati saal ch 2 vaar ho jandi hai.

Umbrella Cant Stop The Rain

Umbrella cant stop the rain,
But make us stand in rain



Confidence may not bring success,

But gives power to face any

challenge in life.

Agar Main Mar Jau

AGAR MAIN MAR JAU OR IK AAP HI HO JO MUJHE JINDA KAR SAKTE HO. OR ISKE LIYE AAPKO GOD KO 3 REASON DENE HONGE TO AAP KYA REASON DOGE..RPLY ME FAST
I M WAITING.....

This is to Formally Announce That

This is to formally announce that i have started accepting Diwali wishes gifts by Cash, Cheques and Credit Card etc. Send now to avoid last day rush.

This Festival Of Lights

This festival of lights, may you & your family be blessed with good health, wealth, bright future & prosperity. Happy Dipawali.

Saare Dostan Mitran Nu

Saare dostan mitran, yaaran beliyan nu, te ohna diyan saheliyan nu, mere yaar beli sharabian nu, te meriyan sohniyan bhabhian nu. HAPPY DIWALI

Mera Dost Khand Ton Mitha

Mera dost= khand to mitha,
milk to chitta,
aasman to ucha,
pataal to dunga,
baraf to thanda,
agg to garam te sab to besharam,

Yaad hi nhi karda.:-|:-

Gam Hai Tanhai Hai

Arz Kiya hai
Ke
Gam Hai
Tanhayi Hai.....
Dard Hai
Ruswayi Hai.....
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zalimo Tussi v msg kar dawo
meri koi government ne duty layi hai.

Ek Aadmi Desh Bhakti Geet

1 Aadmi desh bhakti ka geet gane par pit gaya kyön?

Suniye Song

Ae mere vatan ke logo jara aankh mein bhar lo pani,

jo shahid hue hain unki,

tussi ghar le aao Janani.

Zindagi Saanu Es Mod Te

Zindagi saanu es mod te le ayegi kade socheya na si,

maut v saanu tarsa-2 ke ayegi kade sochya na si,

loki kehnde c janab tusi hsde bada ho,

zindagi ena v rvavegi kade socheya na si.

Wife Ko Begum Kyon Kehte Hain

Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain aur wife Be-Gum ho jaati hai...

Pyar Sajna Da Jeena Sikha Dinda

Pyar sajna da jeena sikha dinda, vichoda sajna da maut de rah pa dinda, chahat sajna di zindagi wadha dindi, te nafrat sajna di zindagi muka dindi.

Agar Aapki Shaadi Nahi Huyi

AGAR aapki shaadi nahi huyi to isi saal kar lena
Qki agle saal government Iske liye bhi exam lene ke liye soch rahi hai
M E T
(MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST):-D

Tumhari Pasand Hamari



Tumhari pasand hamari chahat ban jaye,
Tumhari muskuraht dil ki rahat ban jaye,
Khuda khushiyon se itna khush kar de aapko,
Ke aapko khush dekhna hamari aadat ban jaye.

Aankh Band Karke

First
Aankh band kar ke 3 baar bolo i love you















9 logo ko send karo (mujhe bhi), aaj raat 1 khush khabri sunoge.

aap jise chahte ho uSki kasam hai.

Ladka Apni Naaraz Girlfriend Ko

Ladka apni Naraz GF ko manane ke baad Pyar se bola,
"Jaan, kaho to Tumhare liye chand taare tod lau.."

Ladki halki si Muskurai or boli,

"Pher Fukri Shuru"...

Perfect Relationship

Perfect relationship is not that you never get angry, upset or irritated with each other....its how fast you resolve and bounce back to normal...:)

Hasrat E Deedar Ki Khatir

Hasrat-e-Deedar Ki Khatir Us Ke Mohalle Mein Mobile Recharge Ki Shop Khol Li
"Galib,
Yaha To Roz 1 Naya Shakhs Us Ke Number Pe 100 Ka Recharge Karwa JaaTA Hai.

Face Is The Important Part of Personality



Face is the important part of personality,
aapko mere face mein kya nazar aata hai:-
1)masumiyat
2)mohabbat
3)khubsurati
4)gussa
5)adaa
6)sharaarat
7)sadgi
8)ghamand
plz reply.

Girls Express Their Feelings

Girls express their Feelings wid gussa & tears...
&
Boyz express their Feelings wid sutta & Beers...

Sai Sai Sai Sai

sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
sai
aap ko kasam hai sai baba ki.
plz is msg ko 15 logo ko bhejo or pao 7 din mein gud news.
ignore mat karna.
Kal se hi shuru hogi gud news.

Tajmahal Ke Kuch Sach



"TAJMAHAL KE KUCH ANJANEY AUR DARDNAK SUCH"

1. Mumtaz Shahjahan ki 7 biviyo mein se 4th biwi thi.

2. Shahjahan ne mumtaj se shaadi karne ke liye uske pehle husband ko maar diya tha.

3. Mumtaj ki mout uski 14th delivery ke karan huyi.

4. Uske baad shahjahan ne mumtaj ki behan se shaadi kar li thi.

5. Tajmahal banane wale sare karigaro ko shahjaha ne be-rehami se marwa diya tha.

Kya ab bhi aapko lagta hai ki Tajmahal sache pyar ki nishani hai?

Tajmahal sirf bhartiya kala ka ek ajooba hai.

Khud socho aur forward karke dusro ko bhi sochne pe mazboor kardo.

Its 100% true....

Bad News Punjabi Singer

Bad news singer sherry maan died in accident he was driving his maruti on 250 mph.Babbu (jehra likhda gaane c) was wid him. Deep landi jeep vala got some scratches. Samri lost his memory and wont recognise his grlfrnds. Cheema 22 lost his eyesight and will never make daru on motor
*BHOG*at
Gills room:11am.
Khulla daru, smack, feem da langar chalega...
Saad sangat kirpa karke tomy de white kurte pajame hi paa ke aun...
Aenak armani la ke aun tanki ronde hoye vadia lagan.

Pi Har Ciggarete Har Dukaan Se

Pi hai CIGGRATE har dukan se,
1 to lagani hi padti Hai pehle har Kaam se,
Guzre Hain hum kuch aise mukam se,
Ke mohabbat si ho gayi hai "GOLD FLAKE" ke naam se.

Achhe Dost White Colour Jaise

Acche Dost white colour jaise hote hain,
white mein koi bhi colour mix karo to naya colour ban sakta hai,
par Duniya ke saare colour mix karke bhi white colour nahi banaya ja skta.

Papa Apni Beti Se

Papa beti se: beti pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi..lekin ab mujhe dad kehti ho..??

Beti: o ho...dad..papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jaati hai..

Aj Da Vichaar

AJJ DA VICHAAR

'....PETROL' wali " GADDI " ....
te ' FUKRI NADDI ' koi koi rakh sakda hai....

Na Mila Dil Ka Qadardan

Na Mila Dil Ka Qadardan Is Zamane Mein,
Yaha Rishte Tut Gaye Dekhne Dikhane Mein,
Sochte Hain Ke Hum 1Roz Aag Se Puche,
Maza Kisme Hai Jalne Mein Ya Jalane Mein.

Ek Dua Mangte Hain

Ek dua mangte hain hum apne Bhagwan se, Chahte hain aapki khushi poore imaan se, Sab hasratein poori ho aapki, Aur aap muskaraye Dil-o-jaan se!!

Paakar Unhe Kho Diya Humne

Paakar Unhe kho Diya Humne Magar,
Kho kar Doobara Paa Na Sake,
Khudh ko Yaadon Mein Unki
Mita Diya Humne
Magar,
Yaadon ko Unki Mita Na Sake...

In Life When You Face Choices

In life when you face choices, just toss a coin, not coz it settles the question But,
While the coin is in air you will know what your heart really desires for..:-):)

Engineer, BBA Student and Sardar

1 ENGINEER

1 BBA Student or

1 Sardar

SHIP Mein Ja Rahe the,
1 JINN aa Gaya or Bola:

Samandar mein koi Cheez Phenko

Agar maine Dhond Li to main tumhe Maar Dunga

Or na Dhond Paya to main Tumhara Ghulam

Engineer ne Needle Phenki
JINN ne Dhond Li or Usey Maar Diya

BBA Student ne Memory Card Phenka
JINN ne Dhond Liya or Usey bhi Maar Diya

Sardar Ne Disprine Phenki
Wo Paani mein Ghul Gayi

Sardar Bola: Chal Beta Ghar Chal Bahut Kaam Pada Hai

JIN Shocked &
"SARDAR" ROCKED

Kari Jao Kari Jao

Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Kari Jao
Besharmon Ki Tarah
SMS Receive Kari Jao Kabhi Reply Na Karna!!!

Ik Fukra Jeha Munda Kudi Nu

1 fukra jeha munda kudi nu dekh ke kehnda- Aaj kal tere Vargiyan Taxian da Rate ghat gaya hai.
Ladki- hor ki kariye tere warge Tempo Jo chal paye ne.

2 Ladkiyan 1 Mote Bacche Ko

2 Ladkiya 1 mote bachhe ka pet dekh ke boli:-
"Oye mote yeh Paani ka Matka Kitne ka hai"?

Bacha Gusse mein Apni Pant Utaar kar bola:-
"NAL" ke saath Rs500".....

Agar Main Mar Gaya to Kya


Boy: agar main mar gaya to kya tum dusri shaadi karogi?
Girl: nahi main apni BEHAN ke saath reh lungi
Girl:agar main mar gayi to
Boy: Main bhi tumari BEHAN ke saath reh lunga.

Saanu Chad De Kalla

Saanu chad de kalla ve rabba thoda ro len de, Shayad aa jave ohda supna thoda so len de, Zindagi ta usde pyar bina katni hai, Saanu supne wich ta usda ho len de.

Mehak Kingfisher Ki Kabhi

Mehak Kingfisher ki kabhi kam nahi hoti, Pine se zindagi khatam nahi hoti, Saath botal ke agar ho Namkin aur Gold flake, To zindagi jannat se kam nahi hoti.

Life Is Not About Riding

Life is not about riding BMW and Mercedes. Its about 3 friends on a single bike riding round the city. Life is not about 75Rs coffee at CCD. Its about many friends together sharing 10Rs dairy milk & still enjoying. Life is not boasting about a 350Rs movie ticket. Its about a few friends buying 50Rs ticket & wondering IS BAR POPCORN KAUN KHILAYEGA?? Life is not about eating at every expensive restaurant. Its about few friends, 1 stove, late night & boiling maggi. Life is not about 1.5 ton AC in 45 degrees. Its about few friends lying on the roof top in summer nights gazing at the stars & talking all the funny things.... Dedicated 2 all my true friends:-)

Unki Yaadon Ko Pyar

Unki yaadon ko Pyar karte hain, 100 janam nisar karte hain, Agar raah mein mile kabhi wo aapko to unse kehna, Hum aaj bhi unka intezar karte hain.

Ladka Ladki Dekhne Gaya

Ladka ladki dekhne gaya.
thodi der chup baithne ke baad ladka bola-
english handle kar leti ho naa,
Ladki sharmate huye- Namkin saath mein ho to desi bhi chalti hai..

Apni Taklif Mein Mujhe

Apni takleef mein mujhe umeed samjna, koi gum aaye to nazdik samjna, de saku muskurahat aansu ke badle, to hajaro dosto mein mujhe karib samjna.

I Miss You

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(e- -
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(e- -


( ) - -
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Mobile ko right side juka ke dekho hum aapko kitna yaad karte hain....

Amma To Doctor

Amma-doctor sahab mera beta bike se gir gaya.
Dr. i dont no hindi plz tell me in english.
Amma- my londa gironda from hero honda, broken haddi,
kar de patti.

Chaha Na Usne Mujhe

Chaha na usne mujhe bas dekhti rahi,
Meri zindagi se wo is tarha khelti rahi,
Na utri kabhi wo meri zindagi ki jheel mein,
Bas Kinare Par Baithi Pathar Fenkti Rahi.

Ek Kisaan Luti Huyi Izzat

​1 kisaan luti hui izzat ki halat mein gaon mein aaya, Sab ne poocha-Kya hua..?
Kisaan-Shehar mein anaaj bech raha tha "GEHOON LE LO", Kamino ne samja "GAY-HU-LE-LO"!!

After Break Up

=After break-up=
Boy-
Dil mein 1 jazbat hai dabau kaise,
Ruswa na ho jao chhupau kaise,
Tanha chhod gayi mujhe jabse,
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saala itna khush hu ke batau kaise.

Ik Ladka Nadi Vich Gir Gaya

Ik Ladka Nadi ch Gir Gya. Usne Rabb Nu Keha, Rabba Mainu Bacha Lai, Main Chawal Chadawanga..

Rabb Ne Usnu Bahar Kad Ditta..
Bahar Nikal Ke ladka Kehnda "Kehde Chawal..!!"

Rabb Ne Usnu Fer Nadi ch Sutt Dita..

LADKA: Main Tan Puch Reha c G, Ke Kehde Chawal "MITHE Yaan LOON Waale.."

Khayalo Mein Aata Hai

Miss You DEAR:
Khayalo Mein AaTa Hai Unka chehra,

Labo pe Ek fariyaad
Aati Hai,

Hum Bhul Jaate Hain Unke Saare Sitam,

jab unki Thodi Si
Mohabbat Yaad
Aati Hai.

Kal Teli Yaad Mein Main Itna Dub Gaya


Little BOY to his girlfriend:-

Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya..
Kal teli yaad mein main itna Dub Gaya...

main potty kalne betha tha or pant kholna bhul gaya.:)

Roye Hain Bahut

Roye hain buhat tab zara qarar mila hai, iss jahan mein kise sacha pyar mila hai, Guzar rahi hai zindagi imtehan ke daur se, 1 khatam hua dusra tayar mila hai.

Maine Zindagi Se Pucha

Maine zindagi se pucha
tu sabko dard kyon deti hai,
To zindagi ne haste hue kha
main to sabko khushi deti hu
Lekin 1ki khushi dusre ka dard ban jaati hai.

Hathaan Diyaan Lakeeran

Hatthan diyan Lakeeran vicho Labde haan tenu,
Har vele Rab kolo mangde haan tenu,
tu bhave Kadar kare na sadi,
Par Rab de brabar mande haan tenu...:-|

Shonk Nahi Si Saanu

Shonk nahi c sanu pyaar karan da, Harkta usdiya ne pyar sikha dita, apne aap vich rehande c mast kade, aj yaadan usdiya ne gama vich pa dita....

Ibaadat Rabb Di

"IBADAT"rabb di te soorat yaar di hove,
SAJDA" rab da te Rasam pyar di hove,
Pyar karn walyean da ki dasiye,
"ZIKAR" rab da te gal ''YAAR'' di hove.

Aasmaan Ke Taare

Aasman ke taare aksar puchte hain humse "Kya tumhe aaj bhi intzaar hai unke aane ka?"
Aur ye dil muskura ke kehta hai,"Mujhe to ab tak yakin nahi hua uske jaane ka.

Ek Aadmi Ki Beti

Ek aadmi ki beti "LAADO" Bachpan se japan mein thi Wo india aayi per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha board laga tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LAADO".. . . .

The Best Kind Of Love

The best kind of love is when your partner doesnt make you realize the need of a friend..!
And the best kind of friendship is when your best friend doesnt let you miss your love even 4 a sec... :)

Afeem Naal Pi Ke Cha

Afeem naal PK cha,
Paundi sidhe rah,
Gud naal khao bhukki, Daru peo sukki,
Murge naal peo sharab,
Na hove mood kharab, Mehfil ch malke jarda,
13, 22 gal sire di karda.

Je Ohnu Bhulna Hi Hunda

Je ohnu bhulna hi hunda ta ena yaad na karde, mar jande kado de je ohnu pyar na karde, Je chadna sokha hunda ohnu taan roz " RAB " age ohnu paun di fariyaad na karde. .

Laali Husan Di Sang Ke Kiti

Laali husan di sang ke kiti taan ki kiti, yaaran di mehfil ch daaru sang ke piti taan ki piti, je hove mashook naal mulakat pelhi, kiss mang ke kiti taan ki kiti.

Sanso Ki Mehak Ho

Sanso Ki Mahek Ho Ya Chehre Ka Noor,
Chahat Hai usi se Toh Hamara Kya Kasur,
Khuda Se Ek Din Hum Puchenge Zarur,
Jo rehte Hain dil Mein Wo kyu Hai humse Dur..,..!

Tell Me The Best Combination

Tell me the best combination of my personality-

1.Smile+simplicity

2.eyes+voice
3.smartness+loving
4.cheeks+nature
5.anger+sweet
6.naughty+honest
I am waiting

Wo Hume Bhool Gaye

Wo hume bhool gaye aisa kyun lagta hai,
wo hume bhool jayenge aisa kyun lagta hai,
jee lenge hum unke bina,
magar jeete ji mar jayenge aisa kyun lagta hai...

Asin Punjab Wale Har Kam Vich

Asin 'PUNJAB' vale har kam ch kamaal kar dayie, jo vaada kriye oh pura har haal kar dayie, Ki jarurat sohniya nu Lipstick laun Di, asin chum-2 ke hi bul lal kar daiye....

Ik Bacha Apni Peo Nu

Ik Bacha Apni Maa to kut kha ke gharo bahar baitha c,
Bapu ne pucheya ki gal aa,

Bacha- O Baapu.! yar Teri Janani naal hun Meri nahi nibhni

Mainu meri apni lai de.

Baarish Ka Mausam Hai



Baarish ka mausam hai,

Thandi hawa bhi chali hai,

Hum muskura rahe hain par ankhon mein nami hai,

Sab kuch hain zindagi mein,

Bas jise chahte hain uski kami hai.

Diti Hoyi Zindagi Tere

Diti hoi zindagi tere naam kar jawange, yaadan wala haar tere gal pa jawange, jado teri duniya to kite dur chale jawange, sach dasi yaara tenu kina k chete awange.

Husband To Wife

Husband- Darling chal honeymoon te chaliye. Wife- main vehli nahi, main halle kapde dhone ne, bhande v majne ne, roti v pakani aa, tu Bebe nu le ja.

An Interesting Ques 4 U

An interesting ques 4 you!!
Agar ek din ke liye mera jawab har baat ke liye YES ho to aap mujhse kya mangoge??
Answer jarur dena hai i am waiting.
reply quick n honestly.

Tum Pass ho Gayi ho


Ladka : (class fellow se) Tum pass ho gayi ho,

ladki : haan

Muh to metha karwa do.

Ladki : kiss se ?

Ladka : Chalo isi se krwa do..

On This Special Day

On this special day,
as you celebrate valor and courage,
triumph of Good over Evil.
We wish you success and happiness in everything you do.
HAPPY DUSSEHRA.

Boy Insult Girl

GIRL-my shona, my bacha, my golu, my nonu, my shweetu, my chotu..
kya tum mujhse shaadi karoge..?
bolo baby...

BOY-tum mujhe propose kar rahi ho ya adopt kar rahi ho.?
On this auspicious day of Dussehra, i wish you every happiness and fulfilment of all your dreams. Thanks for following me.

Rulana Har Kisiko Aata Hai

Rulana har kisiko aata hai,
hasana kisi kisi ko aata hai,
Rula ke jo manale wo sacha yaar hai,
or jo rula ke khud bhi aansu bahaye wo aapka pyar hai.

Pyar Sab Nu Rabb Ne

Pyar sab nu rabb ne vakh-vakh dita, kise nu lakh te kise nu kakh dita,
Saanu tuhade jeha yaar dita, lakh ton v jyada dita..

Rabba Saanu Sacha Dostan

Rabba sanu sache dostan da maan bakshi, Aavan apne dostan de kam ena mainu imaan bakshi, bhave bhul jan o menu ek din, Par mere dil ch una di yaadan di pehchaan bakshi..

Most Embarrasing Moment For Boys

Most embarrassing moment for boys-

when 1 of your female frnd calls you in the morning
& your mother picks up the call & say "beta, wo to lattrine gaya hai"

Behisab bejati.

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega

Lamha lamha waqt gujar jayega,
7 fero ke saath koi tumse bandh jayega,
Abhi waqt hai kisiko patalo,
kya pata!
kal kisika pataya hua maal tumhe sop diya jayega.

One Special Surprise Gift

One special surprise Gift for you

Close ur eyes


10

9

8

7

6

5

4

3

2

1

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Tuune aankh band hi nahi ki.

Pyaar Insaan Se Karo

Pyar 'INSAAN' se karo uski 'AADAT' se nahi,
Rutho unki 'BAATO' se unse nahi,

Bhulo unki 'GALTIYO' ko unhe nahi,
Kyunki APNO se 'BADKAR' is Duniya mein kuch Bhi nahi.

Cutest Msg Ever

Cutest msg ever..:)
Teacher ne 1 chote bache se pucha-Tumhari mother ka kya naam hai?

Child- abhi naam nahi rakha hai, Pyar se mumma mumma hi kehta hu..

Jina Sirf Mere Liye

"jina sirf mere liye" ye sms tere liye "kbhi khushi kbhi gam" sms na honge kam "fir hera feri" ab sms ki bari teri" kabhi alvida na kahna " hamesha sms krte rehna.

Maa Ki Dua Khali Nahi Jaati

Maa ki dua khali nahi jati,
uski baddua taali nahi jati,
bartan maanj kar bhi maa 3-4 bache paal leti hai,
lekin dulhan ane ke baad 3-4 beto se 1 maa paali nahi jati,
Agar aap ko apni maa se pyar hai to isko itna failao jitna aapko apni Mother se pyar hai..
EVERY MOM IS special.
I love my mother...

Kisi Ki Umeed Mein Wo Aise Khoye The

Kisi Ki Umid Mein Wo Aise Khoye The,
Palko Se Pata Chala Wo Rat Bhar Roye The,
Dhimi c Aaht Se Unke Karib Aana Chaha,
Jane Q aisa Laga Wo Humein Yaad Karte-2 Soye the.

What I Deserve?

1. What i deserve?
(smile, kick, shake hands, hug, Kiss, )
Ans.

2. Dedicate a song 4 me?
Ans.

3. Which movie you would like to c wid me?
Ans.

The Best Attractive Line

Jo Dil ke aaine mein ho wo hi pyar ke kabil hai,

warna diwaar ke kabil to har tasveer hua karti hai...

Dosto Ki Judai Ka Gum

Dosto ki judai ka gum na karna, Door raho to bhi dosti kam na karna, Agar mile zindgi ke kisi mod per hum,To humein dekh kar apni aankhen band na karna....

The One Who Enjoys

The one who enjoys the happiness in your eyes and feels the pain of your heart is definitely, that person made for you, don't ever miss such a people..

Nahi Rakhta Hausla Ye Samandar

Nahi Rakhta Housla Ye Samandar Humein Dubone ka...
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Aedost
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Magar Tere Aansuo Ke Ek Qatre Mein Beh Jaau wo alag Baat Hai.

Your Style Is So Rocking

Your Style is,
So Rocking




Wah Wah



Your Style is,
So Rocking

Wah wah..

Don't take it seriously
I m just joking..! Ha ha ha ha.

Wife Ko Yakeen Tha

Wife ko yakeen tha ke pati aur Noukrani ka relation hai,
pakadne ke liye plan banaya

aur naukrani ko chupke se chutti pe bhej diya,

raat ko pati ka pet dard hua aur wo toilet gaya, wife noukrani ke bed pe jaa ke so gayi,

aur light off kar di

room mein kaam shuru ho gaya

kaam karne ke baad
wife boli: tum mujhe yaha dekh ke chakit hoge

& light on kar di

Watchman bola: sorry Madam

Moral: jo zyada smart banta hai, uske saath aise hi hota hai..!!

Ek Kavi Kangali Se Tang Aa Kar

1 kavi kangaali se tang aa kar daaka dalne bank gaya or kaha-
Arz hai,
Takdeer mein jo hai wahi Milega..
Hands Up koi apni Jagah se nahi Hilega.
Cashier se- Apne kuch khwab apni aankhon se nikal do, jo kuch bhi tumhare paas ho wo is bag mein daal do.
Bahut koshish karta hu teri yaad bhulane ki, koi koshish na kare police ko bulane ki,
Jate huye arz hai- Bhula de mujhe kya jata hai tera, main goli maar dunga jisne picha kiya mera.

Kalam Se Dil Ki Awaaz

Kalam Se Dil Ki Awaaz Likhta Hu,
Gum Aur Judai Ke Andaz-E-Bayan Likhta Hu,
Rukte Nahin Aankhon Se Aansu,
Jab Bhi Uski Yaad Mein Alfaz Likta Hu.

Bin Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki

Bin Baat Ke Hi Ruthne Ki Aadat Hai,

Ki$i Apne Ka saath na Paane ki Aadat Hai,

Tum Khu$h Raho Do$t Mera Kya Hai,
Mein To Aina Hu Mujhe To Tutne Ki Aadat Hai.

I Adjust With Many

I adjust with many and so they are my friends.. i don't adjust with a few but they are my best friends...:):)

Saath Dena Ho To

Special Msg
"SATH" Dena Ho To Umar Bhar Ka Dena,



Do Pal Ka "SATH" To Kandha Dene Wale Bhi De Diya Karte Hain...

Kaash Ye Faasle Na Hote

Kaash ye faasle na hote..

kaash ye duriyan na hoti..

kaash hum sath hote...

to..







to..




to




to




to




Yaar mere sms ke paise bach jate.;-)

Colgate Se Daant Saaf Karne Ka

Colgate se daant saf karne ka, Pepsodent se majboot karne ka, Babul se fresh karne ka, AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA. ka, AGAR PHIR BHI SAFED AUR CHAMAKDAR NA HO TO Bindaas HARPIC USE KARNE KA.

Teacher To Student

Master-kaka padh leya kar,
teri umar ch ta Gandhi ne B.A. kar liti si.

Student-master ji tusi v kuch sikh liya karo,
tuhadi umar ch ta Bhagat singh ne fansi le li si.

This Is To Inform All

This is to inform all proud Indians --who may or may not be aware -that 28th september is the birth date of Shaheed BHAGAT SINGH JI...he was born on 28th sept 1907......

So let us all celebrate the birthday of our greatest freedom fighter ....SARDAR BHAGAT SINGH JI...........

Ek Machar Ne Aadmi Ko

Machar ne aadmi ko din main kaat liya.
Aadmi:-tum to raat mein kaat te ho, din mein kyon kaata?
Machar:-Ghar ke halat kharab hain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu.....ain "OVER TIME" kar raha hu.....

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta

Ek Jungle Mein Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke 1Chuha Aya Or Bola
Bhai, Nasha Chhod Do, Aao Mere saath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai.
Cheeta Chuhe Ke saath Chal Dia.
Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi yahi sab Kaha, Haati Bhi saath Chal diya. Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha. Chuhe Ne Usey Bhi kaha. Sher Ne Glass Rakha Or Chuhe Ko 5 Jhapad Mare. Haathi- Kyu Maar Rahe Ho Bechare Ko?
Sher- Iss saale Ne Kal bhi bhang pi ke Mujhe 3 Ghante Jungle Mein Ghumaya tha !!

Lover To His Girlfriend

Aaj ka Lover to his Girlfriend-
.

Yu mat khinch

tu mujhe apni taraf jaan..

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Branded T-shirt hai, phat gayi taan rabb di sou chapeda bahut penian tere.:-D

Begger To Girl

1 GIRL Park Mein Bench Pe
Baithi Thi
BHIKHARI-Darling, I LOVE
U
GIRL-IDIOT, Main Waisi
Ladki Nahi Hu.
BHIKHARI-Phir Tum
Mere BED Par kYa kar Rahi
Ho..

Har Din Aata Hai

Har Din Aata Hai,
Har Din Jata Hai,
Meri Dua Hai Rab Se Aapko Woh Sab Kuch Mile,
Jo Aapka
+""+.+""+
+ DiL +
"+ +"
"+"
Chahta Hai.. Hai..

Parkhte Toh Log Unhe Hain

"Parkhte toh log unhe hai jis ko pane ki khawaish rakhte hain..

Varna..
Äage chale jate hain log keemat puchnE ke baad...

Lamho Ki Ik Kitab Hai Zindagi

Lamho ki ik kitab hai zindagi,
Saanson aur khayalon ka hisab hai zindagi,
Kuch zaruratein puri kuch khwahishein adhuri,
Bas inhi sawalon ka jawab hai zindagi.

Har Baarish Mein Yeh Dua

Har Baarish mein ye hi Dua hai meri...
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Ki
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"Barish ki jitni bunde Zameen par gire,

"Utni baar aap Slip ho ke gire..
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"Khushiyo ke Samandar main..~

Life Is Not An Ipod

Life is not an ipod to listen to your favourite songs.

It is a radio, you must adjust yourself to every frequency & enjoy whatever comes in it...!!

Demotion Of Salman Khan

Demotion of Salman Khan

2009-Wanted=IPS
2010-Dabang=Inspctor
2011=BodyGuard

Upcoming Films-
2012=Security Guard
2013=Watch Man
2014=Postman:-D;-)

Father To Son

Papa-Beta, vehla na baith Padai kar lai.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tenu jada knowledge milugi.

Son- Fer ki houga?

Papa- Fer tere vadia number aunge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia college admission milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia job milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu vadia salary milugi.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tere bade naukar-chakar honge.

Son- Fer ?

Papa- Fer tenu koi kam ni karna pena, Tu bas beh ke aram kari te aish kari.

Son- TE HUN MAIN KI KARDA PYAAN?

Har Mulakaat Par Waqt Ka

Har mulaqat par waqt ka takaza hua, har yaad pe dil ka dard taza hua, suni thi sirf gazlo mein judai ki baatein, ab khud pe biti to haqiqat ka andaza hua. . . .?

Kya Mangu Khuda Se

Kya maangu khuda se tumhe pane ke bad, Kiska karu intezar tere baad, Kyun jaan luta dete hain log, Malum hua tumhe pane ke bad.

Ek Ladki Roz Gali Se

1 Ladki roz gali se guzra karti thi...
apne chehre ko naqab se dhak kar rakhti thi,
1ladka uspe marta tha...
shayad wo use dil se pyar karta tha,
1din ladki ne us ladke ke padosi se pucha.
kaha gya wo aashiq ?
to usne bataya aapko aane mein der ho gayi,
us diwane ki kal rat maut ho gayi,
Padosi ne apna farz nibhaya,
ladki ko qabar tak le aya,
Ladki qabar par rone lagi,
apne aansu se qabar ko dhone lagi,
Qabar se aawaz aayi,
"A KHUDA YE KESA INQALAB AYA Hai,
AAJ MEIN PARDE MEIN HU OR MERA MEHBUB BENAQAB AYA Hai..

Chain Msg By Boy

Chain msg by Boy:
Plz is msg ko itna forward karein ke.

Meri girlfriend tak pahuch jaye.

Jaan tune sim change kar ke acha nahi Kiya. Marja kuTTi!:-D:-D:-D

Any Nick Name For Me

Q.Any nick name 4 me?
A.
Q.Meri special aadat?
A.
Q.I luk like?
A.
Q.mera phone aapke paas ho aap kya check karoge?
A.
Q.mujhe dekte hi aapka pehla word?
A.
Reply plz.

1st Baby To 2nd

1st baby-"Mere papa bahut darpok hain".

2nd baby-"WHY?

1st baby- "Jab bhi road cross karte hain,
Meri ungli pakad lete hai aur kehte hai chhorna matt.

Dosto Ki Judai Ka Gum Na Karna

Dosto ki judai ka gum na karna,
Door raho to bhi dosti kam na karna,
Agar mile zindagi ke kisi mod par hum,
To humein dekh kar apni aankhein band na karna....

Khuda Dil Ke Irade Aazmata Hai

Khuda Dil ke irade Aazmata hai,

Sapno ke Parde Ankhon se Hatata hai,

Hosla Mat Hariyega ZINDGI mein kabhi,

Kyun ki thoda DARD hi insaan ko JEENA Sikhata hai..

Man Asked Receptionist

A Man Made A Call To Airport & Asked:

"How Long Is The Journey From Punjab To America?"

Receptionist:
Two Second Sir.

Man: "OK ! Thank You"

Ek Aadmi Plane Mein

Ek Aadmi 1st time plane mein baitha jaise hi plane ka tyre upar utha,

Aadmi pilot ko maarne laga aur bola: Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu aur tu stunt maar raha hai.?

I Was Talking About My Exams



BF: I cheated..
.
GF: So what? Do you think i love you?
I was cheating on you 4 d past 2 years. You are just for fun!
.
BF cried and said: you bitch.. i was talking about my exams..:

Bari Barsi Khatan Gaya Si


Bari barsi khattan gaya c,
khat khat ke leyandi TIE.....
Jehda eh msg agge na bheje....
Oh "moge aali pinky" da bhai...

Kis Hadd Tak Jana Hai

Kis hadd tak jana hai kon janta hai,
Kis manzil tak janta hai ye kon janta hai,
PYAR ke do pal jee bhar ke jee lo.
Kis roz bichadna hai ye kon janta hai.

Ek Waqt Tha Jab

1waqt tha ke duniya ke saare log apne kaam-kaj chod ke mere msg padhte the..
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<) )\_
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Masha allah!
Aj bhi Wahi rutba kayam hai..! WAH

Thodi Macchliyan Bhej Rahe Hain

><((:> ><(((:>
><(((:>
><((:> ><(((:>
><(((:>
><(((:>
thodi Machhliyan Bhej Rahe Hain, kyunki mujhe pata Hai ki.
"Aapka DIL Dariya hai"
tairti rahengi...

Dost Chahe Kaisa Bhi Ho

Dost chahe kaisa bhi ho Aavara, Pagal, Lafanga Par jab uska sms aata hai to chehre Pe ajib si smile aati hai or tab mehsus hota hai sala tedha hai par mera hai.!:-)

Ek Aadmi Apni Saliyo Ke Liye

Ek aadmi apni saliyo ke liye chudiya le ke gaya.. Saliyo ne kaha jijaji aap hi pehna do na..
Aadmi: oye Rabba, pehle pata hota to bra le ke aata!:-)

5th Class Boy Seeing Anna

5th Class Boy, After Seeing ANNA, daily on TV :
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"Mummy, inhe koi roko, nahi to HISTORY mein ek aur CHAPTER badh jaayegaa":)

Boy To His Friend

Boy:-1 problem hai yaar,
Meri beti Jawaan ho gai hai kya karu?

Friend:-Jawaan ho gayi hai..
to Border pe bhej de,
saare jawan wahi jate hain.

Mohabbat Wo Hasin Gunah Hai

Mohobbat wo hasin gunah hai,
jise har insaan khushi se karta hai,
par mohobbat mein intazar wo saja hai,
jo sirf wohi karta hai jo sach mein mohobbat karta hai.

Boy To Friend

Boy: Yaar yeh *Aaho* kaun log bolte hain?
Friend: Yeh jo jahil aur anpadh log hote hain wo bolte hain.
Boy: Acha aap padhe likhe ho?
Friend: Aaho :-)

Similarity Between Teacher And Mother

TEACHER ka darja MAA se bhi ucha kyon hota hai?


- Kyonki Maa LORI se ek bacche ko sula deti hai. But Teacher apne LECTURE se puri class ko sula deti hai.

Kamyabi Hoslo Se Milti Hai

Kamyabi Hoslo Se Milti Hai,
Or
Hosle Dosto Se Milte Hain,
Or
Dost
Muqadar Walo Ko Milte Hain,
Is Liye

Nalayko
MERI QADAR KIYA KARO
"Kamyabi Tumhare Kadam Chumegi"

Cat To Elephant

Cat: How old are you?
Elephant: 5year
Cat: But you look big
Elephant: I am a COMPLAN BOY
Cat: I am 30years
Elephant: But you look so small
Cat: PONDS MIRACLE, BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI jaye.:D

Chinti To Driver

CHINTI Auto mein baithi aur 1 pair bahar
rakha.
Driver-Mam pair andar
rakho.
CHINTI-Nahi, raste mein HATHI mile to
LAAT maarni hai, kal saala aankh maar ke gya
tha.

Tut Jata Hai Gareebi Mein

Tut jata hai gareebi mein wo rishta jo sabse khaas hota hai,

Aur hazaro yaar ban jate hain jab paisa aadmi ke paas hota hai.

This Msg Is Just

This msg is just to remind you of our friendship...and thanking you 4 being my friend...

"Kyunki Har Ek Friend Zaruri Hota hai.. - :)

Boy To Doctor

Doctor-Agar 1 Ghanta Pehle Le Aate To Hum Isko Bacha Lete.

Boy-Abey, Saale
15 Minute Pehle To Accident Hua Hai.

A Bird To Bee

A bird asked a bee,
you work so hard to get honey
&
people steal..
Don't you feel sad?
Bee- no, bcoz they can never steal my art of MAKING HONEY..!!

Teacher To Student

Madam: Baccho, You all have to write an essay in English on "My Teacher"

After 5 minutes
A student stand up & asked

Mam "Niri Agg" nu English ch ki kehnde ne?

Shikwa Uski Yaadon Se is Tarah Kiya Humne

Shikwa uski yaadon se is tarah kiya humne,
hasti huyi shama ko rula diya humne,
ek lamha diya tha usne jine ke liye,
aur usme zindagi ko bita diya humne..

Select One Code

Select 1 code aur fir dekhe ke aap kis cheez mein mahir ho. .
*-12-*
*-23-*
*-34-*
*-45-*
*-56-*
*-67-*
*-78-*
*-88-*

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Wo Aksar Humse

Woh aksar humse 1 wada karte the k.."AAPKO TO HUM APNA BANA KE HI CHHODENGE."
Aur phir 1 din unhone apna wada pura kar diya.. "HUME APNA BANA KAR CHHOD DIYA!"

Kya Kar Rahe Ho


Girl - Kya kar rahe ho.
Boy - Makhiyan maar raha hoon.
Girl - Kitni mari.
Boy - 5, 3 male & 2 Female.
Girl - Kaise pata.
Boy -3 Beer bottle pe chipki thi aur 2 phone par.

Premi To Premika

PREMI:A bewafa tune dil jala diya, dil jalakar raakh kar diya PREMIKA:Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi, bhej de "RAAKH" bartan majne ke kaam aayegi.

Je Ruk Jaave Meri Dhadkan

"je ruk jawe meri dhadkan, tan isnu maut na samjna. . .



Kayi vaari ajeha hoya a OHNU yaad karde- karde."

Paani Ki Boond Bahut

Pani ki boond bahut chhoti lagti hai, Par kahi 1 pyasa fool uska intezar karta hai, Usi tarah 1sms chota lagta hai, Par bhejne wala Dil se aapko yaad karta hai.

Wife To Husband

Wife (taare dekhte hue)-Batao wo kaun si Cheez hai jo tum Roz Dekh Sakte ho par Tod nahi sakte?
.

Husband-Main nahi bataunga

Wife-Bolo na plz

Husband-Tera Muh ;):@

New Morning New Dreams

"New" Morning
"New" Dreams
"New" Love
"New" plans
"New" efforts
"New" success
"New" feelings
i pray god to give you
"Happy" & "succesful" day. Gud morning g.

Koi Pyar Purana Nahi Hota

Koi pyar purana nahi hota,

Zindagi ka har pal suhana nahi hota,

Juda hona to kismat ki baat hai,

Par judai ka matlab bhulana nahi hota..

Wo Bachpan Bhi Kitna

wo bachpan bhi kitna haseen tha jab shar-e-aam roya karte the...!!!

ab ek bhi aansu nikle to log hazaaron sawaal karte hain...!!!

Ek Din Saagar Ne

1 din SAAGAR ne NADI se puchha- kab tak milti rahogi mujh khaare pani se.

NADI ne hans kar kaha- jab tak tujhme mithaas na bhar dun tab tak.
THATS "RELATIONS"

Make The Most of It

M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown.
I-magine me.
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning.

Purity Of Affection

Purity of affection between you and me is not about smiling after reading the forwarded messages...



Its about smiling just by seeing the name.

Kade Tusi V Saade Naal

Kade tusi v saade naal haske gal kar leya karo,
milne di fariyad kar leya karo,
1 asin haan
jo har waar shuruat karde haan,
kade tusi v sanu saade to pehla yaad kar leya karo..

Punjabi Goodnight For You

Punjabi goodnight 4 u...

Dil v 13
80 v tere.

Hor 10
ki haal A 13?

Yaran dostan nu inj nahi 27 da.

Ok G
Ijazat 2.

32 bujhao
te
100 jao...

Na Kabhi Muskurahat

Na kabhi muskurahat tere hothon se dur ho, Teri har khwaish haqiqat ko manzur ho, Jo tu ho kabhi mujhse khafa, Khuda na kare mujhse kabhi aisa kasoor ho.

Maa To Beta

Maa Bete Se: Uth Ja Kambakht, dekh Suraj Kab Ka Nikal aaya Hai.
Beta- Toh Kya Hua Maa,
Woh Sota Bhi To Mujhse Pehle Hai...!!!

Yaar Bandooka Varge

_Yaar bandooka warge_

_Ki karna talwaran nu_

_Lambia umran bakshi RABBA_

_Mere Anmulle yaaran nu_!

Wife To Husband

Biwi apne sharabi pati ko sudharne ke liye kaale kapde pahen kar ghar ke bahar khadi hui.
Pati: Tum Kaun ?
Biwi: Churrel
Pati: Haath mila main teri behan ka pati.

Ek Electric Taar Ko

Ek electric taar ko dusre electric taar se pyar ho jata hai. To aap is pyar ko kya naam denge.
Sochiye
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi pata,
Arey
Current Affair.

Agar Aap Udaas

Agar aap udaas hote ho to sabse pehle aapko kon puchta hai
1 bro
2 sis
3 friend
4 mummy
5 papa
6 another one
7 lover
reply fast

No Time For Msg

,.,.,
c "c" c
>" < Hello!!! ,.,., ."c" ). >" < BUSY??? ,.., c" .) >" < NO TIME FOR MSG?

Hanji Vadde Log - Vaddian Gallan!!

You And Me

U+ME+3hour=??
1.Movie
2.Lots of laugh
3.Fight
4.gossip
5.Party
6.Candle light dinner
7.dance
8.Hug
9.Study
4wrd ths msg 2al and get intresting reply.
1st reply me.

Boy Date te Gaya


Boy Date te Gaya
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main tenu kuch kehna hai,
tu Naraz te nahi howengi?

Girl sharma ke-Nahi tusi Kaho na.

Boy-Bill adha adha kar laiye?

Aap Ki Taarif Mein

AAP ki TARIF Mein Chaar Line Pesh kar Rahe Hain,
Umid Hai Aapko wo Pasand AaYegi.
___________
___________
___________
___________
Gin lijiye puri hain.

Jokes Ka Baap

Jokes_Ka_Baap
Which Line Is Used Very Often When We are With Friends?
?
?
?
Oye Kamino, Sab Chup Ho Jao,
Koi Gaali Mat Dena..
Ghar Se Phone Hai.

Ye Msg Wapas

Ye msg wapas send jarur karna.
aaj wishday hai.
agar aap ye padh rahe ho to aapki wish puri hogi.
wish mango or 4wd karo agar 3msg waps aaye to aapki wish puri
sach mein hogi.

You Are So Dheet

U * ** ****
U R ** ****
U R S* *****
U R SO *****
U R SO ****T
U R SO ***ET
U R SO **EET
"U R SO DHEET"

msg karne nahi hote aur tareefe chahiye.

Uth Kar Dekhiye

Uth Kar Dekhiye Subah Ka Nazara,
Hawa Bhi Hai Thandi mausam Bhi Hai Pyara,
So Gaya Chand Or Chhup Gya Har Ek Tara,
Kabool Ho ApKo Salaam-E-Subah Humara..
"GOOD-MORNING G"

Khuda Se Scooter Manga

Khuda Se Scooter Manga to Bike Mili,
Ghar Manga To flat Mila,
Phone Manga To Mobile Mila,
2 Lac Manga To Apka Adress Mila
To Kab Lene Aau?
Smile Mat Do
Time Do.

Waheguru Is Like

WAHEGURU is like a software.

He 'enters' your life,
'scans' your problem,
'edits' your tensions,
'downloads' solutions,
'delete' your worries
n 'saves' U

I Can do Anything 4 You


Boy- i can do anythng 4 you.
Girl- Will you die 4 me?
Boy- yes..
Girl- Will you delete your facebook a/c 4 me?
Boy- ja bhen ja ghar ja tere papa pareshan ho rahe honge..

Loki Rab De Sahare

Loki rabb de sahare jee lainde, asi tere sahare jee laina, tera hanju ik nai giran dena..... Asi amrit samajh ke pee lena... Rabb warga hai yaar sada asi mandir ja ke ki lena....

Loki Rab De Sahare Jee Lainde

Loki rabb de sahare jee lainde,
asin tere sahare jee laina,
tera hanju ik nahi giran dena,
Asin amrit samjh ke pee lena,
Rabb warga hai yaar sada,
asin mandir ja ke ki lena....

What You Think

What you think of me..
(1) wish we Dated
(2) ChatterBox
(3) Adorable
(4) Future lover
(5) i want you
(6) Fun 2 hangout with
(7) funny
(8) childish
(9) Mummy's Child
(10) Freaky
(11) My Type
(12) special
(13) Jealous of you
(14)Love you
reply must:)

Boy Loved A Girl


Boy loved a Girl very much....
He proposed but she didn't mind.
The boy approach the girl for the last time, that time a truck was speeding towards the girl, the boy ran fast and saved her, She asked....
How can you run so fast? the boy replied,
"Boost is the secret of my Energy" and instantly the girl shouted "OUR ENERGY" and they lived happily together drinking boost everyday.

Moral of the story:
I have free msgs so i can send whatever i want..

Kabhi Milte Khushi Se

Kabhi Milte Khusi Se Jhum Uthte The,
Aaj Dur Tak Kahi Wo Nazar Nhi Ate,
Kaise Kahe Ki Wo Humein Bhul Jaenge,
Wo to Kabi Mere Bin Reh Bhi Nahi Pate The.

Kabhi Mere Hi Aansu

Kabhi mere hi aansu mujse sawal krte hain,
Aap Q kisi ko itna yaad krte hain,
Jisko khabar hi nahi Hai in anmol aansuo ki,
Uske liye Q humein barbaad karte hain.

Tumhare Pen Mein INK Nhi Hai Kya


Sweet Flirt:
Boy: Tumhare Pen mein INK Nhi hai kya?

Girl: Andhe ho kya?
Chal to Raha hai..!

Boy: Accha to Apna mobile Number
Likh ke Dikhao.

Roj Taanke Udhede Jaate

Roj taanke udhede jaate hain,
roj main jakhm-e-jigar ko seeta hu,
jaane kyu aap log padhna chahte hain,
main na koi kuran hu na geeta hu.

God Pucha Kidhar Jana

God pucha- kidhar jana mangta? Swarag ya nark? Apun bola nark!! Malum kyun? Tum sala dost log udharich milega, bole to, jidhar tum, woich apun ka swarg...

Choose An Option

Choose an option than i will tell you ki aap kis tarah ke ho.
1.FACEWASH
2.PIZZA
3.Mobile
4.Pink dress
5.Soft music
6.Cute baby
7.Rainy day
Reply must.

Its Challenge For You


Its challenge 4 u...
ye 5 chezen hain jo hum roz dekhte hain...
spelling theek karna hai:

1.bloemi
2.lanbeac
3.beut ghtil
4.rtas lpsu
5.rirorm

Dimag lagao...DIMAG!..reply.

Ek Baat Hamesha Yaad

Ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna. Duniya mein kuch mile na mile..
2 chije hak se leni chahiye..
Samose de naal xtra chatni te Golgappe khaan to bad golgappe da pani...

Kisi Ke Dil Mein Basna

Kisi Ke DIL Mein Basna BURA To Nahi,
Kisi Ko Dil Mein Basana KHATA To Nahi,
Gunah Hoga Dunia Ki Nazar Mein Toh Kya Hua,
Kambakht Duniya Wale KHUDA To Nahi.

Good Morning Kya Hua Aise Udaas Kyon Ho

Good morning kya hua aise udas kyu ho?
Ok baba mat nahana. Now happy!
Ab aisi shakal kyu bana rahe HO?
Ok baba muh bi mat dhona OK! Ab to khush!
Gud morning.

Duniya Mein Hazaro Dost

Duniya Mein Hazaro Dost Banao.
Lekin Un Hazaro Mein Ek Dost aisa Banao
Jab Hazaro Log Apke Khilaf Ho To
Wo Apke Sath Un Hazaro Ke Khilaf Ho.

Wife's Letter To Husband

Village mein 1 lady thi..
Us lady ko letter likhna tha apne husband ko, Par wo janti nhi thi ke full stop kaha lagana hai..
Isliye jaha mann wahi laga deti thi..

Toh Letter kuch aisa hua:-
mere pyare
mera pranam apke charno mein. Apne abhi tak chithi nai likhi meri saheli ko. nokri mil gayi hai hamari gaai ko. Bachda diya hai dadaji ne. Sharab ki lat laga li hai maine. tumko bhaut khat likhe par tum nahi aye kutte ke bache. Bhedia kha gaya 2 mahine ka rashan. Chuti par aate samay le aana ek khubsurat aurat. Meri saheli ban gai hai. Aur is samay tv pe gana ga rai hai hamari bakri. Bech di gayi hai tumhari maa. Tumko bahut yaad kar rhi hai ek padosan. Humein tang karti hai tumhari Dasi. Gud night.

Paapiyo Ka Tiraskaar

Paapiyo ka tiraskar kabhi mat karo.

Pyar se gale lagakar unhe sudharne ka ek mauka dene se vo bhi nek insaan ban sakte hain.

Sada Khush Rahiye

Sada khush rahiye kyunki sab log aise insaan ka saath hi chahte hain jo hasne, muskurane aur jeevan ka anand lene mein unki madad karta hai.

Je Chand Se Pyari

Je Chand se pyari ho muskaan aapki, taaron se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye appointment leni pade, rab kare aisi pehchan ho aapki.ari ho muskaan aapki, taaron se bhi unchi ho udan aapki, hame bhi aapse milne ke liye appointment leni pade, rab kare aisi pehchan ho aapki.

Girl To Doctor

Girl: meri skin bahut soft or sensitive hai,
or rang bi bahut gora hai.
Main sone se pehle kya laga ke soya karu??

Doctor: " Darwaje mein kundi "

Eh V Naseeban Diyan

Eh v naseba diyan gallan hundiyan ne, kade bullan te khushi te kade akha rondiyan ne, dua ta saare mangde ne hath jod ke, par "kabul nasiba walya diyan hundiya ne."

Dosto Ke Bina Zindagi

Dosto Ke bina Zindagi Veeran hoti Hai..Akele Har Raah Sunsan Hoti Hai, MERE JAISe Dost Ka Hona Zaruri Hai, Kyunki Uski Duaon Se Har Mushkil Asan Hoti Hai.

Chand Nikal Aaya Hai

, ,',' * ', ', , ' ,',',', ' chand nikal aaya hai.
Sabse pehli mubarkbad meri or se
"EID" mubark ho" my dear friend.

Happy Ganesh Chaturthi

)( . = . )( <>') )'<> (,,,)' '(,,,) happy ganesh chaturthi. This is lucky chhotu Ganpati.. Life mein aap jisko bhi khush dekhna chahte ho use zarur bhejo. )'<> (,,,)' '(,,,) happy ganesh chaturthi. This is lucky chhotu Ganpati.. Life mein aap jisko bhi khush dekhna chahte ho use zarur bhejo.

Jaagat Jot Shabad


Jaagat Jot Shabad Guru Dhan Dhan Shri GURU GRANTH SAHIB Ji de Parkash Purab Dian Lakh 2 Wadhayian.

Waheguru ji ka Khalsa
Waheguru ji ki Fateh..

Son To Mom

Beta-Kya Pari aakash mein udti hai.
Maa-Haan
Beta-To apni kamvali kyon nahi udti?
Maa-Wo Pari Nahi hai.
Beta-par Papa to use Pari kehte hain.
Maa-To kal subah hi ud jayegi!

Tere To Dur

"Tere" to dur ja k v dur ja nai hona, Dil kina roya "tere" to luka nai hona, Gam eh nhi ke "tenu" pa nahi hona, Gam eh hai ke "tenu" hun kade bhula nahi hona..
ja k v dur ja nai hona, Dil kina roya "tere" to luka nai hona, Gam eh nhi ke "tenu" pa nahi hona, Gam eh hai ke "tenu" hun kade bhula nahi hona..

Fantastic Answer

Fantastic answer for, Why didn't you receive my Call? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

I was dancing at my Ringtone.

Young Generation Ko Tension Kab Hoti Hai

Young generation ko sabse zyada tension kab hoti hai?
Exams ke time?
Nahi
Tab hoti hai jab wo so kar uthe aur unka mobile mummy ke paas ho...

Diary Of A Baby

DIARY OF A BABY 15Jun: I got attached with ovary. 17Jun: I am a tissue now. 30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father" MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY. 15Jul: My food is what my mom eats. 15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat. 14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach. 13Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan. Wow! I m a girl. 14Nov: I was DEAD! My mom and dad killed me. . . WHY? :( Is it just because I was a girl? People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?! IF You're A Human. . . PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.15Jun: I got attached with ovary. 17Jun: I am a tissue now. 30Jun: Mom said to dad, "You're going to be a father" MOM AND DAD ARE VERY HAPPY. 15Jul: My food is what my mom eats. 15Sep: I can feel my heartbeat. 14Oct: I have little hands, legs, head and a stomach. 13Nov: Today I was in an ultrascan. Wow! I m a girl. 14Nov: I was DEAD! My mom and dad killed me. . . WHY? :( Is it just because I was a girl? People love to have A MOTHER, A WIFE, AND OF COURSE A GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN WHY NOT A DAUGHTER!?! IF You're A Human. . . PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX.

Good Night

Good Night ! ! ! ! ! ! ! Sweet Dreams ! ! ! ! ! Take Care ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! . . Ab aur kya dekh rahe ho? Bister, takiya, chaadar bhi SMS se bheju kya.

Rakhi Sawant Sabzi Mandi Mein

Rakhi Sawant ne Sabzi Mandi mein Bahut Lambi Muli Dekhi to Puchha Ye kya hai? Shopkeeper- Ye Hamare Liye Muli hai aur Aapke liye MAMULI.

Lambi Dosti Ke Liye

Lambi dosti Ke liye 2 baat ka dhyan Rakho...
.
1. Jab khud gusse mein ho.
Tab apne dost se bat mat karo.

2. Aap ka dost gusse mein ho.
Tab uski koi baat Dil pe mat Lo.

Dedicated To Our Parents

Dedicated To Our perents

Neend apni bhula kar sulaya humko,

Aansu apne gira kar hasaya humko,

Dard kabhi na dena us khuda ki tasveer ko,

Khuda bhi kehta hai maa baap jinko.

I know that those who love their parents will forward this message to maximum people for the long life of our parents...

jaanu Tere to Bina Hor Koi Kudi


Boy 2 his girlfriend-jaanu tere to bina hor koi kudi mere dil nu jachdi hi nahi,

Girl- jhuth bolda aa tu kanjra, sidha keh ke mere to elava hor koi fasdi hi nahi ..

Please Read Not Joking

Please read . . . Not joking . . . God has seen YOU struggling with some thing. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please dont ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favour. If you believe in God, DROP EVERYTHING & PASS IT ON. TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. DONT BREAK THIS CHAIN. IF YOU HAVE FREE SMS SEND THIS TO 14 FRIENDS IN 10 MINS WHEN YOU READ..

Ek Aurat Koma Mein

EK Aurat Koma Mein chali Gayi

Pati Murda Samaj kar Jalane chala

Raaste mein arthi Khambe se Takrane se aurat ko Hosh aa gaya

1 saal Baad Aurat Sach mein mar gayi

Sab Log RAM RAM SATYA hai bolte ja rahe the

Lekin

Pati Ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi

KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke
KHAMBA BACHA ke

Ek Ladki Fauj Mein

1 Ladki Fauj mein bharti huyi Frend ne pucha,
kaisi Life hai waha ?

Ladki : Khak Life! Sara Din "YES-SIR" karne mein aur Sari Raat "Bas-SIR" karne mein nikal jati hai.

Tu Sab Ton Sohni

Tu Sab Ton Sohni College Vich
Sada Dil Tere Te Aaya Ni,
Tere Piche Ghumde Rehnde C
Asi Lecture Na Koi Laya Ni,
Sadi Hogi Short Attendance Ni
Par Tu Na Kade Bulaya Ni,
Jad Hoge Paper Han Diye
Te Time Result Da Aaya Ni,
Tu Topper Ban Gayi College Di
Sada Total 100 v ayea nahi.

Police To Girl

Police: Jab wo tumhara rape kar raha tha to tumne use roka kyu nahi?
ladki: Rokti kaise mere hath mein mehndi jo thi.
Police: Agli bar kab mehndi lagaogi..,?

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad

Kya Aap Marne Ke Baad Bhi Ladkiya Dekhna Chahte Hain?

Then,

"DONATE YOUR EYES"

Kambakhton ko Social Msg bhi Intersting Banakar Bhejna Padta hai.!

The Day You Fall In Love

The day you fall in love wid sumone.

U think is the happiest day of your life..

but in actual..

You become the weakest person who can't live without SOMEONE..

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

Aasman jitna Neela hai
Wah.wah.
Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah.
Pani jitna gila hai.
Wah.wah. . .
Aapka..
Screw utna hi dhila hai.
Ab bolo wah wah.

Aasman Jitna Neela Hai

Aasman jitna Neela hai
Wah.wah.

Sunflower jitna Peela hai -Wah.wah.

Pani jitna gila hai.
Wah.wah. . .

Aapka..

Screw utna hi dhila hai. Ab bolo wah wah.

Chandigarh Airport Par

Chandigarh
Airpot
Par
Mumbai
Ki
Flight No.9 Ke
Plane
Ki Seat No.52
Par
Baithe
Passanger
Ke
Sath
Khadi
Air Hostess
Ke
Boy Friend
Ke
Ghar
Ke
Bed Room
Ke
Attached Bathroom
Ke
Right
Side
wali
windo
Ke
Sath
wali
Gali
Ke
Pehle
Mod
Par
School
Ki
Class
7th
Ke
Teacher
Ke
Table
Ke
Samne
wali
Row
Ke
7th
Bench
Ke
Sath
wali
Bench
Par
Baithe
Hue
Student
Ke
Bag
Me
Padi
Hui
Hindi
Ki
Book
Ke
Page No.57
Ki
Line No.10
Me
Likha
Tha
Ke
Kisi Ko Itna Pareshan Karna Buri Baat Hai.

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Love By Rickshawala

Love by rikshawala. Arz hai
dil jala raha hu,
kismat azma raha hu,
dil jala raha hu,
kismat azma raha hu,
khub ghumaya us bewafa ko bike pe isliye aj riksha chala raha hu.

1982 Mein Singapore

"1982 mein
Singapur mein Lokpal-Bill Lagu Hone ke baad
Ek hi Din mein
142 Neta aur
Corrupted Officers
Arrest huye.. "PLS FORWARD 2 ALL! IN SUPPORT OF ANNA HAJARE!

Dosto Veero Mitro

......Dosto
......Veero
......Mitro
......Dangro
......kanjro
Te
....Lafundro.....
Saleyo, kutteyo kade Yaad kar liya karo,
haje 22 zinda hai..

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