Shero Shayari

Tuesday, April 22, 2014

An Engineer Failed In Exam


An engineer Failed In exam !
He Said 2 His Tchr: I'll ask U a Question,
If u don't answer, u'll have 2 give me 'A' Grade.
Teacher : OK
Engineer : Whats Legal But Not Logical,
Logical But Not Legal & Neither Logical Nor Legal...?
Teacher Couldn't Answer,
He Gave Him 'A' Grade . .

Later the Engineer Answered:
Sir, U R 63 Yrs Old & Ur Wife Is 30,
Datz Legal But Not Logical.
Ur Wife Has a 25 Yrs Old Boyfriend,
Its Logical But Not Legal.
Now U Have Given Ur Wife's Lover A Grade !!!
That's Neither Logical Nor Legal.

Monday, April 21, 2014

Husband To Wife


Joke Of The Day {Must Read}
Monday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum daaru peeke aaye ho ! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj office mein foreign clients k saath meeting thi to peeni padi
Tuesday Night:
Wife: Aaj tum fir daaru peeke aaye ho! Kyun?
Husband : Arre Aaj mere ek friend ki engagement thi to Usne party di isliye.
Wednesday Night:
Wife: Aaj bhi tum peeke aaye..
Husband: Arre Aaj ek friend ka breakup ho gaya...
WO bahut udaas tha to Uska mood fresh karne ke liye...
Thursday Night:
Wife: Aaj fir se...
Ab kiska breakup ho gaya?
Husband: Breakup nahi....
Aaj Office mein work load bahut tha...
bahut tension thi isliye.
Friday Night:
Wife: Aaj kyun?
Husband : Arre jis friend ki engagement thi na Tuesday ko,
Aaj uski shaadi thi...
to khushi ke mauke pe to....
samajh gayi na
Saturday Night:
Wife: hmmm... Ab?
Husband : Aaj purane school friends mil gaye the to Wo disco le gaye aur zabardasti pila di...
maine bahut mana bhi kiya par maane nahi...
Sunday Night:
Wife (gusse se): Ab Aaj kya ho gaya..
Husband : AAJ MERA MOOD THA.

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Secretary To Boss


Boss-Tumhari ability?
Lady Secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer mein expert hu,
Thoda accounts bhi janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu,
Copper T lagayi hai,
7 positions aati hai,
69 mein Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat mein akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli,
ab kya joining ke Din promotion legi!!!!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Dhan Dhan Guru Angad Dev Ji


DHAN DHAN GURU TEGH BAHADUR JI TE DHAN DHAN GURU ANGAD DEV JI de Prakaash Purab diyan samoh sangtan nu beant beant Wadhaiyan..
Waheguru sab te kirpa kare...
Sat Sri Akaal !!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De


Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De,
Kaun Ho Sakde Sanu Atkaun Wale,
Jag Janda Asi Nahi Muk Sakde,
Muk Gaye Sanu Mukaun Wale.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

When Your Phone Battery is at 1%


When your phone battery is at 1%
and you are running to the phone charger like-.

"Mere saath reh bhaai..
aankhein band mat karna..
tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga!"

Monday, April 14, 2014

Sonakshi Sinha To Kejriwal


Sonakshi Sinha: Thappad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab,
Pyaar Se Lagta Hai!

Kejriwal: Tu Rahne De Behan,
Mujhe pade hain mujhe pata hai.