Shero Shayari

At Cinema and Market

At cinema:
How much for popcorns?
250 only ma'am.
Cool. Two buckets.

At market:
Dhaniya kaisa diya?
₹20 madam.
LOOT MACHA RAKHI HAI TUMNE.

Punjabian Da Dil

Punjabian da Dil......naram ...... Ice cream wargaa....
Punjabian di Jubaan.... Meethi..... Jalebi wargi.....
Punjabian da gussa..... Garam..... Paronthe warga.
Punjabian da saath..... Chatpatta... Chaat warga.
Punjabian da confidence... Kadak amritsari papad warga......
Punjabian da subhaaw.... Milansar.... Rajma chawal wargaa......
Moral........,..                   
Punjabian De Naal Rehoge To Bhukhe Kadi Nahi Revoge.....                    
Sirf aish karoge::::::::��
Dedicated to all my punjabi friends.            PUNJABIssss ROCK!!!!'

Hasna Manna Hai

Agar hase to aap har gayee...ok...ready hai aap...to suniiyee...

Maan lo aap bus me safar kar rahe ho.
Aapke pet me jabardast gas ban gayi hai.
inteffak se gaana jhor se baj raha hai.

Aur mauke ka fayda uthate hue aapne bhi bade smartly tarike se gaane ki dhun me dhun milate hue gas release kr di taki kisi Ko bhi PTA na chale.

Bt Jab aap utarne lage to aapne dekha sab aapko ghoor rahe hain

Aur
Achaanak aapko yaad aaya ki

Gaana to aapne Headphone par Chalaya tha..!

Hanso mat, market mein naya hai.

I know aap har gae ho..

Job in Airtel

JOB in Airtel.
Send ur resume to careers@airtel.in

Last Date:
30th June 2015.

Location:Mumbai.

Salary: 95,000/- per month.

Job Description:
To sit on Airtel tower
& stop IDEA signals!
First preference IIN Students

Husband and Wife

Husband and wife
mein kisi baat par jhagra ho gaya,
husband wife se baat nahi kar raha tha.
.
Wife: Ab main 10 tak ginti ginon gi,
agar tum na bole to main zehar kha loon gi

1.. bolo
Husband khamosh

2.. bolo na plz
Husband khamosh

Wife: Bolo na plz
Wife rona start..

Husband : Ginti gin ginti

Wife: shukar aap bole to.