Shero Shayari

Father is the Spine in the Body

Father is the spine in the body that supports the whole frame...
the mother is the hands legs etc that cares for the child...

If the spine was not there . .
The rest of the body is helpless. ..
hence we need to give thanks to the SPINE that represents our Father ..

Without which u would not be healthy educated sound in mind and able to build your own nest.

Friend From Punjab

Friend from Punjab: What's this controversy about Udta Punjab?

Me: Censor board issue. Because it's depicting drug problem in Punjab.

Friend: Bullshit. There is no drug problem in Punjab. You can get it easily.

In Childhood

In childhood, I remember my father used to get me chocolates... n ask me to share with all family members before I eat... Today I forgot the taste and name of that chocolate... but learnt and experienced the "joy of giving"

Today we as parents give equal chocolates... same toys to both our kids... And tell them..."tum apna khao... tum apna khelo... jhagda mat karo"....

Here we are not teaching peace... but teaching them how to think "only for self". And kids start using words like "my chocolate ...my toys....my life... my choice"

"My" is nothing but ego... And once ego comes, wisdom leaves... only knowledge is left behind !!!

Teach your children to never walk alone in life and on the path to prosperity... Teach them to bring others with them too... Love others and make them prosperous too... Spread love and happiness..

Wife was in the ICU

Wife was in the ICU!!
The husband was unable to control his tears.
Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.

Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.

Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled.

And she spoke:

Darling, I'm 29, not 30.

Engineer To Inspector

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.....

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height ?

Engineer: I never noticed ...
.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes ?

Engineer: Never noticed...

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Engineer: Changes according to season...
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
.
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly...

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?

Engineer: yes..

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car ?

Engineer: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….
And then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir,

hum gaadi dhoond lenge..