Shero Shayari

Ultimate One


ULTIMATE ONE.

Dost : Biwi se Jhagda
Solve hua kya ?
.
Husband : Ghutno pe
pe Chal k Aayi thi Mere
Paas.. ghutno pe.
.
.
Dost : kya baat kar
raha hai..
.
Husband : aur nahi to
kya..
.
.
Dost : Fir Kya Boli ?
.
.
.
Husband : Boli Palang k
Neeche se baahar aa
jao,
Ab Nahi Maarungi..

Jab Bhi Apno ke Sath Baitho


Jab bhi apno ke sath baitho toh
Parmatma Ka dhanyavad ,
Kyunki kuch log in lamhaao ko
taraste hain.

Jab bhi apne kaam par jao toh Parmatma Ka dhanyavad ,
Kyunki bohat se log berozgar hain.

Parmatma Ka dhanyavad kaho jab tum tandurust ho,
Kyunki bemaar kisi bhi qeemat per sehat khareedne ki khwahish rakhte hain.

Parmatma Ka dhanyavad kaho ke tum zinda ho,
Kyunki mare hue logo se pucho
zindagi ki qeemat.

Type of Ladies 1970 To 2014


1970 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee ji

1980 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi laee

1990 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife : Laa rahi hu

2000 ladies----
Husb: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le

2014 ladies---
Husb: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya poochha?
Husb: Maine poochha, ek cup coffee bana du?

Ab Maut Se keh do

Ab Maut Se keh do Humse Narazgi khatam karde......
Aye dost...
kyuki Wo bhut Badal gaye hain jinke liye hum jiya karte the.......

Sapne The Sapno ke Aap Sahil Hue

Sapne the sapno ke aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum aapke pyar ke kabil hue,
Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal ke,
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue…