Shero Shayari

Wife on Valentine Day

Wife (On valentine's day): Kya gift du..?

Husband: Pyaar se dekha karo, Izzat karo, Tameez se baat kiya karo...Yehi kaafi hai...

Wife: Nahi, me to gift hi dungi......!!!!!

Headlines of 2050

1. Rajnikant in DHOOM 22
2. Golmaal-15 ready 4 release.
3. Shahid, Saif attended Kareena's 8th wedding.
4.Petrol-984 rs/litre.
5. Shahrukh khan's daughter becomes a heroine
with Amitabh Bachhan in a luv story titled: Cheeni Khatam
6. CID completed 10,00,000 episodes.
7. Nokia launches new phone..wid facilities lyk...20
sim card,500 gb in built memory, camera,music
player,TV,fridge & washin machine in phone.
8. Ram gopal varma's phoonk-23 again failed at
box office.
9. India beat brazil in fifa world
10. Nepal beats india by 10 wickets in cricket.
11. rahul gandhi stil watching chhota bheem
12. Set Max Channel formally re-named as
SOORYAVANSHAM MAX
13. Kejriwal speak --abhi hum hai ji ,hum fir ayenge ji.

Employee Today Boss

Employee to Boss : Sir Chhutti chahiye

Boss : ek shart par milegi, ye batao, Katappa ne Bahubali ko kyon mara?

Employee: Sir, Katappa ko Chhutti nahi di hogi...

(presently the employee is on 60 days of Annual Paid Leave)

Gf To Bf

Gf: "Teri ZIP khul nahi rahi yaar"
Bf: "Thoda aur try kar"
Gf: "Kar to rahi hoon.
Nahi khul rahi"
Bf: "Accha ruk. PDF bhejta hoon".

Create & Spread Happiness

"Adjustment with Right people is always better than arguments with Wrong people.
And Meaningful Silence is always better than Meaningless Words..!!
"No one is born happy, but we all are born with the ability to create happiness..!!"

Create & spread HAPPINESS!!