Shero Shayari

Wife was in the ICU

Wife was in the ICU!!
The husband was unable to control his tears.
Doctor: We are trying our best, but can't guarantee anything. Her body is not reacting. It seems she is in a coma.

Husband: Doctor please save her. She is just 30 years old and the family needs her.

Suddenly, something happened. Miraculously, the ECG started beeping like crazy. A hand moved, her lips mumbled.

And she spoke:

Darling, I'm 29, not 30.

Engineer To Inspector

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife.....

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) ,she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height ?

Engineer: I never noticed ...
.
Inspector: Slim or healthy ?

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes ?

Engineer: Never noticed...

Inspector: Colour of hair ?

Engineer: Changes according to season...
Inspector: What was she wearing ?
.
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly...

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?

Engineer: yes..

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car ?

Engineer: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door ….
And then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir,

hum gaadi dhoond lenge..

Clean Your Heart Daily

‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌Clean your heart daily with forgiveness.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍‌Avoid jealousy to keep yourself nourished always.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍Sprinkle yourself with love, it is the sweetest perfume.
‍‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‌‍Wear a smile to give your face a perfect glow.

Modi To Obama

Mr. Modi to Obama : How do you manage to grow your country so nicely . . ????
Obama : It's because of Indians . . .
Mr. Modi shocked : How because of Indians . . ?
Obama : You give jobs to Reserved Indians and we give the jobs to the Deserved Indians.

Bhangre Paaea

Bhangre paaea, Gidhe paaea
Aao sare milke Baisakhi da tyohaar manaaea 
Tuhanu sareyan nu Baisakhi de tyohaar di lakh-lakh wadai hove ji...