Shero Shayari

Saturday, April 19, 2014

Secretary To Boss


Boss-Tumhari ability?
Lady Secretary-
Young hu,
Dynamic hu,
Sincere hu,
Honest hu,
Hardworking hu,
Qualified hu,
Experienced hu,
Deserving hu,
Typing janti hu,
File sahi rakhti hu,
Computer mein expert hu,
Thoda accounts bhi janti hu,
Boss: aur kuch
Lady: Disease free aur healthy hu,
Copper T lagayi hai,
7 positions aati hai,
69 mein Expert hu,
aur
Sabse Jaruri Baat k
Apne flat mein akeli rehti hu...!
Boss: bas kar pagli,
ab kya joining ke Din promotion legi!!!!

Friday, April 18, 2014

Dhan Dhan Guru Angad Dev Ji


DHAN DHAN GURU TEGH BAHADUR JI TE DHAN DHAN GURU ANGAD DEV JI de Prakaash Purab diyan samoh sangtan nu beant beant Wadhaiyan..
Waheguru sab te kirpa kare...
Sat Sri Akaal !!

Thursday, April 17, 2014

Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De


Asi Sher Haan Guru Dashmesh De,
Kaun Ho Sakde Sanu Atkaun Wale,
Jag Janda Asi Nahi Muk Sakde,
Muk Gaye Sanu Mukaun Wale.

Tuesday, April 15, 2014

When Your Phone Battery is at 1%


When your phone battery is at 1%
and you are running to the phone charger like-.

"Mere saath reh bhaai..
aankhein band mat karna..
tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga!"

Monday, April 14, 2014

Sonakshi Sinha To Kejriwal


Sonakshi Sinha: Thappad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Sahab,
Pyaar Se Lagta Hai!

Kejriwal: Tu Rahne De Behan,
Mujhe pade hain mujhe pata hai.

Monday, April 7, 2014

People Abusing Yuvraj Singh


People abusing Yuvraj Singh :
*Don't forget, he was the man due to whom India won the World Cup.
*He was the one of the person who fulfilled Sachin's 22 years old dream.
*He was the one who gave us glorious Six 6's moment
*He is the one who has given lot and lot of other victories.

Its cricket, Its game.
Some day you score, some day you floor..!

Sunday, April 6, 2014

Status of Cricket

Gadar -For ‪IndVsPak ‬match
Chak De - For ‪IndVsAus ‬match
Lagaan -For ‪IndVsEng ‬match
Ramayan- For ‪IndVsSL ‬match